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hooking a little carabiner to the front of my cart and pulling it behind me like a sled
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Feb 28, 2024 20:18
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good for the triceps
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Feb 28, 2024 20:19
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he's operating on another level of efficiency and you're jealous?
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Feb 28, 2024 20:20
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yes, can I help you?
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Feb 28, 2024 20:32
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:hooking a little carabiner to the front of my cart and pulling it behind me like a sled That classic painting pulling a boat ashore but it's my trader joe's cart
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Feb 28, 2024 20:34
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a.lo posted:Absolute maniac scared?
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Feb 28, 2024 21:54
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Sicko poo poo
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Feb 28, 2024 22:00
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probably straddles the toilet backwards king poo poo
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Feb 28, 2024 22:22
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I push one cart whilst pulling another
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Feb 29, 2024 00:21
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I slouch over the cart while looking at my phone
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Feb 29, 2024 00:23
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there's a dude at the costco I go to who separates all the stuff in his cart into little boxes by food group. I wanna give him the thumbs up cuz I'm legit proud of the guy, but I feel like it send him down some weird gangstalking rabbit hole.
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Feb 29, 2024 00:28
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i use two of the flatbeds to get all the fiddle leaf figs off the pallet and into the checkout line before anyone can stop me
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Feb 29, 2024 00:29
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its zizek
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Feb 29, 2024 03:26
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it's like a car. front wheel drive. you get better gas mileage
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Feb 29, 2024 03:28
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I frequently leave my cart in one location for a bit while I walk around and gather things for maximum mobility. More steps, but less maneuvering.
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Feb 29, 2024 05:04
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It's time to go to Costco. You've survived crossing the parking lot. You pull the shopping carts apart with a little too much force. You flash your card as you enter nirvana. It's time to pace up and down the aisles. Do you really want to get the stuffed bell peppers? The rotisserie chicken? Get the muffins too. Buy a single vegetable, and pat yourself on the back for being so healthy. The cart is too full. You don't know how you're going to get this inside home in one trip. It doesn't matter. You've won, you've defeated Costco. Don't look at the bill. Don't look at the three digit score. That's a job for the highlighter slashing through your trophy list. You finish up with a pepperoni slice and a pop.
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Feb 29, 2024 05:17
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Brrrmph posted:I frequently leave my cart in one location for a bit while I walk around and gather things for maximum mobility. More steps, but less maneuvering. home base and ghost recon approach is definitely the pro move
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Feb 29, 2024 07:35
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I need it in front of me to protect me from uncouth cheese mongersKarach posted:I slouch over the cart while looking at my phone Backwards!? Very impressive.
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Feb 29, 2024 07:54
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Xaris posted:home base and ghost recon approach is definitely the pro move u either get this or get left behind....
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Feb 29, 2024 07:56
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hifi posted:it's like a car. front wheel drive. you get better gas mileage yup. better handling. always pull
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Feb 29, 2024 08:10
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Xaris posted:home base and ghost recon approach is definitely the pro move yep
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Feb 29, 2024 08:11
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only women push the cart
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Feb 29, 2024 08:11
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kicking the cart ahead of you every six feet
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Feb 29, 2024 08:18
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the only thing im pulling at costco are the tired single mothers
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Feb 29, 2024 09:50
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If you don't have a team of people harnessed to the front of your cart that you drive like horses what are you even doing?
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Feb 29, 2024 10:15
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fart drive
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Mar 1, 2024 05:10
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Smythe posted:only women push the cart And here I thought CSPAM was past this kind of gendered, misogynistic crap. But seriously, apple autocorrect prompted “misogynistic” after I typed “gendered” and only “mi”. They truly know their twitter obsessed audience.
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Mar 1, 2024 06:59
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behind every loaded cart is a strong woman
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Mar 1, 2024 07:01
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keep shopping, im reloading
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Mar 1, 2024 07:07
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SgtMongoose posted:And here I thought CSPAM was past this kind of gendered, misogynistic crap. cspam is full of cart chuds unfortunately
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Mar 1, 2024 07:23
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aw frig aw dang it posted:cspam is full of cart chuds unfortunately Actually us deplorables prefer to use baskets
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Mar 1, 2024 07:45
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sounds like a Man Going Their Own Way
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Mar 1, 2024 10:13
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*crackle of a covid talkbox* samples in the bag, no backtalk
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Mar 2, 2024 01:04
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Smythe posted:only women push the cart wrong. the man pushes the cart, because he is the captain of the ship. the children are the passengers. they were warned that if they stray too far from the ship, they will be eaten by sharks. the women is the mermaid. seldom seen, appearing out of the water to periodically dump items into the hold. why does she carry them half way across the ocean instead of directing the captain to sail closer? no one knows.
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Mar 2, 2024 01:09
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:wrong. the man pushes the cart, because he is the captain of the ship. the children are the passengers. they were warned that if they stray too far from the ship, they will be eaten by sharks. 
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Mar 2, 2024 01:11
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Weka posted:Actually us deplorables prefer to use baskets autistic guy who crams a weeks worth of groceries into the basket, just way too much stuff in the basket, and speed walks through the store as quickly as possible
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Mar 2, 2024 01:31
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post hole digger posted:autistic guy who crams a weeks worth of groceries into the basket, just way too much stuff in the basket, and speed walks through the store as quickly as possible
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Mar 2, 2024 02:00
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mawarannahr posted:reporting for duty
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forearms and delts are fuckin jacked
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