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a friend emailed me and asked me to make this thread. not my original idea. go nuts or whatever. I rlly don't care either way ![]()
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# ? Jul 27, 2024 09:58 |
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Coward’s Lounge. Draft-Dodger’s Den. Procrastinator’s Pub. The Dilly-Dally Diner. When you know what a to be done, but you’re taking the long way. It’s why more cowards choose Royal Crown Cola. The choice for the average generation. |
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kuskus posted:Coward’s Lounge. Draft-Dodger’s Den. Procrastinator’s Pub. The Dilly-Dally Diner. When you know what a to be done, but you’re taking the long way. It’s why more cowards choose Royal Crown Cola. The choice for the average generation. exactly ![]() nice that's there's finally a place for sensible, calculated folks like us my man. cheers? ![]()
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i post whatever dumb thought comes to my mind, and i'm proud of it |
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the coward's grotto |
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frump truck posted:the coward's grotto ![]() ![]() don't blow our cover ![]()
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Is this the place for those old lavender-flavored candies? I don't want any. Just asking for a friend. Well, I might try one if you have any. I'll save it for later. Gosh they smell really strong. |
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Buttchocks posted:Is this the place for those old lavender-flavored candies? I don't want any. Just asking for a friend. Well, I might try one if you have any. I'll save it for later. Gosh they smell really strong. they had a guava flavor they were testing, but I decided to stick with the classics out of character: guava chowards are real and suck, they're just normal candy, not floral Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^)) code:
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DoomCroissant posted:i post whatever dumb thought comes to my mind, and i'm proud of it ![]() not in here u don't I'm so sorry my hands are tied on this one ![]()
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I'm afraid of oxygen
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Areola Grande posted:
as long as it’s not a coward’s jail |
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DoomCroissant posted:as long as it’s not a coward’s jail trust me u wouldn't last a week in coward's jail
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Piss And Shittium posted:I'm afraid of oxygen and tact it would seem |
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*affectionately touches the C-shaped burn scar on my forehead* I guess we all love our own brand |
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just finished a huge sandwich and going to loosen my belt and let my yellow belly hang out a bit |
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Lurking for two hours and then deciding not to risk posting.
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How Wonderful! posted:Lurking for two hours and then deciding not to risk posting. I'm gonna tell if u don't do a big long cowardice related post ![]()
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Areola Grande posted:I'm gonna tell if u don't do a big long cowardice related post tricked u haha. j/k pls forget this post tia ![]()
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finally a thread for people like me and Ferdinand (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/12395.Journey_to_the_End_of_the_Night) (it's an awesome book: highly recommend) |
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list things you're scared of: babies caterpillars menacing clouds the space behind the toilet choking on grape skins the size of whales where does wind come from people's knees Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^)) code:
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edit: nevermind
RavenousScoot fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Mar 8, 2024 Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^)) code:
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RavenousScoot posted:list things you're scared of: metal noises and clangs in general ![]()
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the word "boo" especially in capital letters!! Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^)) code:
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I now hesitantly and timidly call the Coward's Club meeting to order. Let us begin by reciting the club motto. "Zoinks!" |
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google THIS posted:I now hesitantly and timidly call the Coward's Club meeting to order. Let us begin by reciting the club motto. I reluctantly and obsequiously concur ![]()
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creatures spontaneously emerging from opened peanut butter jars
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looking around furtively to see if anyone else is concurring
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I wiped the pee off the seat in there so nobody would think it's mine, but do you think I should get tested? I mean you shouldn't catch anything from that, right? but it was kind of a weird color, but that might have just been the lighting...
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RavenousScoot posted:I wiped the pee off the seat in there so nobody would think it's mine, but do you think I should get tested? I mean you shouldn't catch anything from that, right? but it was kind of a weird color, but that might have just been the lighting... *hands clearly washed until they turned red and raw* *keeps them out of sight in case anyone notices and wonders what happened* Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^)) code:
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How Wonderful! posted:looking around furtively to see if anyone else is concurring |
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"hang on, EVERYONE here is named Howard?" everyone else shifts and mumbles uncomfortably |
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There are plenty of comfy chairs in the lounge but everyone stands around awkwardly because they're afraid of how they'll be perceived based on the specific chair they take and its relative cushyness |
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*takes the pew* phew ![]()
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Three unopened bags of chips sitting on the coffee table, next to three unopened tubs of salsa and dip |
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i saw a bug earlier and shrieked so loudly that one of my cats started hissing |
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Zoya posted:i saw a bug earlier and shrieked so loudly that one of my cats started hissing earlier today I spotted an old high school friend from across the liquor store. I turned on my heel and fled without even buying anything before he could see and engage me ![]()
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Buttchocks posted:Three unopened bags of chips sitting on the coffee table, next to three unopened tubs of salsa and dip |
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Areola Grande posted:earlier today I spotted an old high school friend from across the liquor store. I turned on my heel and fled without even buying anything before he could see and engage me I was rlly high and just wanted some suds. I ended up finding some in my garage after today's aforementioned close call of scary old friendship ![]()
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# ? Jul 27, 2024 09:58 |
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ever been on a high walk down a country lane when u accidentally and unknowingly upset a tre shrub full of wild birds?!? sounds like ![]() ![]() gives u that lil weed heart attack we all know and despise ![]()
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