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Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

I just washed my hands even though I took a shower today

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NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

i use a bidet and do weekly loads of laundry.

KonMari DeathMetal
Dec 20, 2009
I post from the shower.

TengenNewsEditor
Apr 3, 2004

NoiseAnnoys posted:

i use a bidet and do weekly loads of laundry.


That's disgusting, use a washing machine

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i run my posts through Norton before submitting them

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

NoiseAnnoys posted:

i use a bidet and do weekly loads of laundry.

The rear end in a top hat is self cleaning and you shouldn't be shooting jets of water up there

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i make sure to brush every tooth at least once a day

Ville Valo
Sep 17, 2004

I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart
I clip and file my nails down to tiny nubs so that no dirt could ever possibly get trapped in them

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I am completely aquatic

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I wash my balls every time I piss because I don't wash my hands and they are always dirty OP.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I use deodorant as a skin moisturizer

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Konar posted:

The rear end in a top hat is self cleaning and you shouldn't be shooting jets of water up there

Fellas, is it gay to shoot water up your butthole?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
literally just took a shower so i'm good for another week or two

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Never had more than one pimple at a time.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





except it's me and the hot dogs are bars of soap and it happens constantly

(please send help)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

William Henry Hairytaint posted:



except it's me and the hot dogs are bars of soap and it happens constantly

(please send help)

You need HOT DOG SHIELD!

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

i replaced my blood with purell

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
well me personally i make sure to fart as often as possible to purge my body of the toxic fumes consuming me from the inside out

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Toxic Mental posted:

i replaced my blood with purell

I actually ooze a thin layer of Purell

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
i wash my rear end with baby wipes before sex

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I wash my rear end and undercarriage thoroughly every shower. Hard to believe people don’t do that, I know.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Ultra Carp

KonMari DeathMetal posted:

I post from the shower.

I'm posting from the shower rn

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

I only jack it with bleach

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Actually also emanate this low pitch humm that keeps the bugs off me.

Spermanent Record
Mar 28, 2007
I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar
I have an electric toothbrush which I use twice a day.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Duck and Cover posted:

That might be it. I'm gonna show you all a secret... a secret that you must not share.

SOAAAAAAP!!!!!!



You may think I have a problem and you'd be right, I MUST BUY MORE.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i typically like to take at least 1 shower a week, if not more

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

I use a new length of floss for every gap in my teeth. I'm trying to eliminate filth not spread it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

My breath has a minty oxidant

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I shower most days, I clean my rear end in a top hat multiple times a day, brush teeth every day, I wash my hands not only after going to the bathroom but after touching raw ingredients, I wear deodorant, laundry is done every day or two, I can take a picture of my computer desk and not be embarrassed by it's cleanliness, the house is vacuumed maybe twice a week instead of once a year.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I take a shower after every piss

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

I take in all of my nutrients through liquids to ensure I never poo poo and instead only excrete sweet sterile urine

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’ve never touched or been touched by another human being. Filthy things they are.

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

I've never been to a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Like I exist in this bubble that I either bring with me, or convert the entire environment to. As you'll see with the 4th season of NCIS:FBI:BELOW THE SEA

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

i own several nail brushes, rotate them out on schedule, and never post in the anime forum

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i only bath in the freshest girl gamer bathwater

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

William Henry Hairytaint posted:



except it's me and the hot dogs are bars of soap and it happens constantly

(please send help)

Stop pissing off the other prisoners.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I take a shower after every piss

Me too,

But replace "piss" with "month"

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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
hi gene!

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