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I got a Waterpik and powerwash my teeth after every meal
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My shaved, naked body is covered in hand sanitizer.
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Mar 13, 2024 20:19
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the day isnt done until ive been hosed down with purple power degreaser and scrubbed with fast orange
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Mar 13, 2024 20:22
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Every day I peel myself and grow a new skin. The eyeballs are the worst part.
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Mar 13, 2024 20:55
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ACID BATH!
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Mar 13, 2024 20:56
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did you know it's actually healthy to have lots of bacteria on everything? it helps keep the immune system from getting confused and attacking your own body
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Mar 13, 2024 20:58
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Mozi posted:did you know it's actually healthy to have lots of bacteria on everything? it helps keep the immune system from getting confused and attacking your own body Idle amoebas are the devil's play thing.
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Mar 13, 2024 21:00
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Remember when Neo woke up from his Goo Pod? That's me each morning.
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Mar 13, 2024 21:01
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I shower everyday
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Mar 13, 2024 21:02
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My body is cleansed only by the wind and the hands of my lover
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Mar 13, 2024 21:02
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i love camping because then i can wash my bu*thole down by the river
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Mar 13, 2024 21:21
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down down down by the river
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Mar 13, 2024 21:35
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I floss carefully twice daily most days
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Mar 13, 2024 21:35
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i replace the entirety of my blood daily because i don't trust my kidneys to clean it enough
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Mar 13, 2024 21:36
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Spinz posted:I floss carefully twice daily most days You floss twice daily?
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Mar 13, 2024 21:36
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I played Smash Brothers a couple of times about 15 years ago and thought it was fun. Not been back since.
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Mar 13, 2024 21:38
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i replace the entirety of my blood daily because i don't trust my kidneys to clean it enough I thought you were free of all that. Sorry to hear, good luck.
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Mar 13, 2024 21:44
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ive done away with blood and operate on a palmolive based oxygenation fluid
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Mar 13, 2024 21:53
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redshirt posted:You floss twice daily? Yea, gently, carefully I eat a ton of salad, that gets in-between your teeth. This is NOW. I have paid a pretty price for not going to the dentist for about 15 years
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Mar 13, 2024 21:59
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Spinz posted:Yea, gently, carefully There's such a thing as too much flossing, just so you know.
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Mar 13, 2024 23:45
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FLOSS IS BOSS
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Mar 13, 2024 23:46
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I'm covered in a waxy coating I emit from two glands in my neck folds and rub across my body that protects me from dirt and germs
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Mar 13, 2024 23:48
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Smugworth posted:I'm covered in a waxy coating I emit from two glands in my neck folds and rub across my body that protects me from dirt and germs So fuckin smug too
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Mar 13, 2024 23:49
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I am simply submerged and sealed in a formaldehyde solution since birth
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Leper Go-getter posted:I am simply submerged and sealed in a formaldehyde solution since birth Pshaw. How do you interact with this world?
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Mar 14, 2024 00:10
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My gf licks my rear end clean
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Mar 14, 2024 05:49
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I emerge into this burning world in a suit of water, or in a vehicle of water, made to transverse the hellscape you call "The Surface"
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Mar 14, 2024 05:52
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I have a very powerful digestive system , my turds block the toilet due to their immense size and density. this means the dirt and bacteria around my anus is minimal
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Mar 14, 2024 14:05
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i dress as a mummy but use Dude Wipes
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Mar 14, 2024 14:34
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I have the shower/incinerator combo from Gattaca.
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Mar 17, 2024 03:04
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I don't even own a skin.
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I've got a bird that Grooms me for ticks and parasites. I used to have a monkey that did the job but he figured out how the knife block works so I had to shoot him.
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Mar 17, 2024 03:17
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Pinkly posted:I've got a bird that Grooms me for ticks and parasites. I used to have a monkey that did the job but he figured out how the knife block works so I had to shoot him. You got a number for that monkey?
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Mar 17, 2024 03:23
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Today my wife bought me a home steam cleaner that I mentioned to her and I love it. I'm steaming everything and it rules. If I had a ham I'd steam it too.
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Mar 17, 2024 03:52
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I burn my skin to a crisp and then exfoliate with hot steel wool every day.
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Mar 17, 2024 03:57
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My balls smell bad but not that bad.
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Mar 17, 2024 03:59
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Mar 17, 2024 04:49
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I am the boy in the plastic bubble.
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Mar 17, 2024 04:53
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my rear end cheeks are encrusted with feces
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I live in a semi aquatic environment made up of sanitizer and spunk.
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