Who is the best spy?

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Duck and Cover: Apr 6, 2007

Red
Blue
Black
White
James Bond
Austin Powers
Stan Smith
Sydney Bristow
Micheal Weston
Chuck (okay I guess Chuck himself doesn't really qualify but the two agents that act as his handlers/protectors do).

edit: Grey

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 07:15 on May 15, 2024

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Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023

Perry.

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TK8325: Sep 22, 2014

Toby Jones in Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

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Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

for some reason I read that as "beast" and I was hoping for a mystery about who the beast spy is. jane goodall?

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Gringo Heisenberg: May 30, 2009

OSS 117

Gringo Heisenberg fucked around with this message at 06:49 on May 15, 2024

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credburn: Jun 22, 2016; President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

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Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Harriet, the

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Rubber Chicken: Mar 13, 2024

Lloyd Forger

Eggsy

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Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; by Athanatos

We don�t know their name because they were never caught.

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NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010; Drano hot shot
Formaldehyde
Some new kinda kick

no. 6

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Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

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Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

Kids 3-D: Game Over

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Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Show me your junk

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Rubber Chicken: Mar 13, 2024

Catastrophe posted:

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Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Carlos Lantana posted:

Show me your junk

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011

Rubber Chicken posted:

drat I�d forgotten about her

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Visions of Valerie: Jun 18, 2023; Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

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Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

me

oh poo poo uuuuh I mean�. not me

phew

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hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Grey Cat posted:

Perry.

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R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007; by vyelkin

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011

The spy�.who loved me

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Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Junk posted:

Harriet, the

same

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NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010; Drano hot shot
Formaldehyde
Some new kinda kick

Visions of Valerie posted:

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Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

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ChickenHeart: Nov 28, 2007; Take me at your own risk.; Kiss From a Hog

Leslie Nielsen

_{(don't watch this one; its wretched)}

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Duct Tape Engineer: Feb 16, 2005; Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

obviously

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

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R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007; by vyelkin

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

....Jesus Christ! Is that.... Jason Bourne???!

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isaboo: Nov 11, 2002; Muay Buok
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NOT Carrie Mathison.

Peter Quinn was a badass though.

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Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

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Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Sidney Reilly.

Sam Neill played him in "Reilly, Ace of Spies" and it's a good watch if you can find it.

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Croccers: Jun 15, 2012

Is James Bond really a Spy? He feels like a Named Goon a lot of the time, someone you send out to smash poo poo up and you want to send a message about it.

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kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

James Bond is the worlds worst spy. Goes around introducing himself to everybody, handing out business cards.

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Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

"The name's Bond - James Bond."

"Oh, the famous British spy?"

"Uh, no, I'm his... brother... with the same name..."

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the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

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Outpost22: Oct 11, 2012; RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

JC Denton from Deus Ex.

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luv2shit: May 15, 2023

why is there no poll. this is a very polly thread. u gave the poll options in the op

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NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010; Drano hot shot
Formaldehyde
Some new kinda kick

the best part about kiryu's spying career is his whole-hearted belief that wearing glasses makes you a different person.

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Austin Powers

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