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Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Everybodyís naked everywhere. The firefighters are naked and so are the nuns and homeless people and wall street fat cats and the pope is also bear naked. Youíre naked as hell!!!!

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
God drat it Iím out of sunscreen.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Oops, I knocked over the cups with my massive hog.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost
I am always naked under my clothes

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Now everyone knows about the mole shaped like Sideshow Bob on my boob...

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Its Rick from nudeweb?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Nap Ghost

Grey Cat posted:

Now everyone knows about the mole shaped like Sideshow Bob on my boob...

No we didn't. Hair or nose? or both?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

I'm lounging around like a nude and slippery Danny DeVito.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

No we didn't. Hair or nose? or both?

It's a profile shot of his head and hair in mole form.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

'k, I'm nude now

...

and now I'm cold. brb getting a blanket

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Nap Ghost

Grey Cat posted:

It's a profile shot of his head and hair in mole form.

Have you gotten that checked out? Non-uniform moles might be cancerous.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

WHY DID NO ONE WARN ME ABOUT FRYING TGIS SUCKS WTF

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

SatansOnion posted:

'k, I'm nude now

...

and now I'm cold. brb getting a blanket

there are no blankets

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Queued

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


We'll have to cuddle for warmth

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:



*Nueued

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Walking around buck naked on the full moon looking for dudes to bite after some other naked guy bit me

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Walking around buck naked on the full moon looking for dudes to bite after some other naked guy bit me

Would a werewolf be stuck transformed with all these moons?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Nap Ghost

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Walking around buck naked on the full moon looking for dudes to bite after some other naked guy bit me

the elusive were-were

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Itís true. Take this moment to admire the perfect aesthetic state of my junk. Not too hairy, not too smooth. Iíve achieved the ideal pube ratio.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

IT BURNS!!!!!!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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emSparkly posted:

Itís true. Take this moment to admire the perfect aesthetic state of my junk. Not too hairy, not too smooth. Iíve achieved the ideal pube ratio.

pics or it didn't happen

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


I cause 2d6 psychic damage every turn that you can see my butt

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

redshirt posted:

IT BURNS!!!!!!!

Pm me

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

Grey Cat posted:

I cause 2d6 psychic damage every turn that you can see my butt

is that good or bad?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

is that good or bad?

Itís only bad if you have an intelligence score.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

is that good or bad?

Depends on your constitution.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

It’s only bad if you have an intelligence score.

drat that's way better

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Grey Cat posted:

Would a werewolf be stuck transformed with all these moons?

Well A: werewolves aren't real and B: Of course not as soon as the moon sets they'll turn right back into a human that wears clothes.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Funky See Funky Do posted:

a human that wears clothes.

Ew

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Itís only bad if you have an intelligence score.

pretty low

Grey Cat posted:

Depends on your constitution.

pretty high

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

That next level when you realize flesh is just clothes for your true skeleton self.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
The wind picks up and makes my butt cheeks flap around

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
My back and rear end are sticking to my leather chair. Even worse, now my chair is covered in rear end sweat.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Then you realize your skeleton body is just a mech for your true nerve ending lifestyle

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Nap Ghost

Secks Cauldron posted:

The wind picks up and makes my butt cheeks flap around

Ha Ha! Weird.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Under my clothes I'm actually a lizard person that's right we're real.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
sorry about my penis

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Then you realize we are energy, soul beings, imprisoned in this jail of flesh and bone and nerve

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Bit nipply out

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


just like god intended

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