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Maudib Arakkis
Dec 24, 2023

LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.
Those who keep 10 toes to the path know that upwards of 90% of shakti is burned up into ash with senseless mind activity. The mind is a hungry furnace, burning shakti in futile efforts to review the past, largely with regret, or to anticipate the future, in a failed attempt to control the universe and get what the mind "wants." There is a voice in your head speaking. but who is listening to the speaking? How can we overcome the mind and reclaim what is our rightful Shakti?

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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Maudib Arakkis posted:

Those who keep 10 toes to the path know that upwards of 90% of shakti is burned up into ash with senseless mind activity. The mind is a hungry furnace, burning shakti in futile efforts to review the past, largely with regret, or to anticipate the future, in a failed attempt to control the universe and get what the mind "wants." There is a voice in your head speaking. but who is listening to the speaking? How can we overcome the mind and reclaim what is our rightful Shakti?

Sometimes a fart isn't a fart.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i donít have this problem with my shakti op, not since joe biden took the reins. my shakti has been boundless.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Shaktiís nutz op

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I can't objectively react to your posting because I loving loath your avatar.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Sorry I've been hostile lately and that is on me.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

this is the rightful shakti op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnW2g6qbbrA

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Some call me a Shakti Vampire, but I pay them no heed

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

shakti'n a fool

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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im worried all this burning shakti is bad for the environment

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006



I find a couple of beers usually gets the voice in my head to shut up for a little while.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

im worried all this burning shakti is bad for the environment

It's karmic pollution

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
smoke shakti everyday

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


what if you don't have ten toes?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


btw i have ten toes i wasn't asking for me just for other people who might not

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



what

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

TOE POP QUIZ!!!!!!!!!

Is your second toe longer than your big toe? You may have to flatten it out for an accurate measurement.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

redshirt posted:

TOE POP QUIZ!!!!!!!!!

Is your second toe longer than your big toe? You may have to flatten it out for an accurate measurement.

It is on my right foot but theyíre the same length on my left foot but thatís just because Iím a quasimodo.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Nigmaetcetera posted:

It is on my right foot but theyíre the same length on my left foot but thatís just because Iím a quasimodo.

My second toe is longer on my left foot than my big toe, but not on the right. I am an internal quasimodo.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Maybe we were separated at birth from our Quasimama.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Maybe we were separated at birth from our Quasimama.

Namaste

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

poo poo, when the rear end farted

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I will take whatever leftover shakti you have, thank you in advance.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F7KaSGy0mU

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I heard that even with the shakti you do get, a lot of the nutrients are destroyed during the pasteurization process. You donít want unpasteurized shakti, it messes up your gut microbiome and your karma. You get dysentery so bad that you die and are reincarnated as somebody dying of dysentery. You have to either heat shakti or ferment it to make it safe for human consumption.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxBeyT5884w

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr8L7nqGyCE, 🅾️🅱️

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


been sayin this

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


💯💯💯

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Anyone got any shakti to spare?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



redshirt posted:

Anyone got any shakti to spare?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGPlc_aAk8s

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

flubber nuts posted:

been sayin this

been HAD sayin this

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



When u really think about it, what doth life?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Duck and Cover posted:

Sometimes a fart isn't a fart.

Y'all on that pants mess but you need to be fartin those prayers for real fr.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

i will keep my toes to the path Maudlib.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

the future is as irrevocable as the past. so i slave and sleep and smoke and exist only here with you now, Arakkis.

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
who burned up my shakti

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50QMiteeEP0

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Shak'Ti is one of the hotter Jedis (don't tell Yoda)

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TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
She got mowed down like a fool.

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