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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

https://newsone.com/5229140/jason-whitlock-john-schnatter-papa-johns-shaq-replacement/

video in article

LMAO

Papa John is the gift that keeps on giving




pencilhands fucked around with this message at 15:54 on May 20, 2024

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Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
ok

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



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But also,

Iron Chef Ramen
Sep 15, 2007

HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
Papa John continues to be a racist shithead

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

MrQwerty posted:

But also,



This is a game over screen from Space Quest V, you can't fool me

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Papa Gino's is the only pizza papa in my world

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

free hubcaps posted:

Papa Gino's is the only pizza papa in my world

papa ginos slaps

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

free hubcaps posted:

Papa Gino's is the only pizza papa in my world

Hell yeah! Papa Ginos Pizza Party!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!
gently caress SHAQ

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

kntfkr posted:

gently caress SHAQ

RINGZ ERNIE

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
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You know that piece of poo poo has already sold his post mortem likeness.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
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Revenue made from product endorsements should be taxed at 105%.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


daddy john

052024_3
May 20, 2024

Somebody fucked around with this message at 15:50 on May 20, 2024

Seven Force
Nov 9, 2005

WARNING!

BOSS IS APPROACHING!!!

SEVEN FORCE

--ACTIONS--

SHITPOSTING

LOVE LOVE DANCING

*hears a door slam downstairs and a string of expletives and slurs*

papas home :3

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Shaq has made quite a few eye opening statements on Inside the NBA of late.

Like, a few weeks ago, he just casually brought up how his father would lock him in a blacked out room for days as punishment.

And here I am just trying to watch the Pacers.

The rest of the crew was like........ah.....OK.....

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
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redshirt posted:



Like, a few weeks ago, he just casually brought up how his father would lock him in a blacked out room for days as punishment.



good

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Shaq got trolled into buying 3 stupid rolls royces he didn't even want


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1rOxYgTmlw

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!

Smugworth posted:

Shaq got trolled into buying 3 stupid rolls royces he didn't even want


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1rOxYgTmlw

what a piece of poo poo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Shaq congratulates Joker on winning MVP by saying "I don't think you should have won, but congratulations".

He's just bitter that Joker has won more MVPs now than him.

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
Shaq should send 5,000 Shaqaroni pizzas to Papa John.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



MoonshineWilly posted:

Shaq should send 5,000 Shaqaroni pizzas to Papa John.

He'd be mad, but he'd eat every single one of them

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you gotta hand it to him, he’s got a point

that day of reckoning is closing in on us, and when it comes, remember that you’re either with papa or against papa.

papa bless

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I like Shaq, what do you all have against Shaq?

Besides that he can't rap for poo poo and was in Kazaam.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




I. M. Gei posted:

I like Shaq, what do you all have against Shaq?

he’s simply too tall, taller than any man oughta be

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I. M. Gei posted:

I like Shaq, what do you all have against Shaq?

Besides that he can't rap for poo poo and was in Kazaam.

He's high on his own supply, man.

He coulda been one of the greatest, but he got fat and lazy, but still thinks he's one of the greatest. But he ain't.

He does seem to have a great business sense though.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Shaq Attack baybee

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Shaq has done work with law enforcement to fight hate crimes but apparently the surely always just Maricopa County Sheriff's office under American Justice Hero Joe Arpaio revoked his reserve officer status because of an old freestyle rap video that surfaced where he said "that's like a white boy trying to be more nigga than me" lol

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
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I. M. Gei posted:

I like Shaq, what do you all have against Shaq?

Besides that he can't rap for poo poo and was in Kazaam.

he's a loving greedy whore

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
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Mulaney Power Move posted:

Shaq has done work with law enforcement

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Like, better centers than Shaq in the modern era:
Hakeem
Kareem
Joker
Duncan

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
He’s a giant though, people love giants. They see a giant and say “I could go for some pizza right about now”. In the 19th century they just would have bought a giant’s skeleton and displayed it in their pizzeria.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

kntfkr posted:

he's a loving greedy whore

If I were a whore, I'd also be greedy as gently caress.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

(selling a Papa John's Shaq-a-roni pizza) Kobe Bryant, how my rear end taste?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

And then you have the classic centers like Wilt and Russell, and Shaq might be a top ten center all time. Maybe. Definitely in the top 20.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Is Shaq better than Moses Malone? Not sure.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


its true. white men never stood a chance in this country. land of the free my rear end!!!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

redshirt posted:

Is Shaq better than Moses Malone? Not sure.

He’s taller than Moses Malone, and that’s what’s important for selling pizza.

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat

kntfkr posted:

he's a loving greedy whore

There but for gods scorn go I

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


redshirt posted:

Is Shaq better than Moses Malone? Not sure.

Hakeem the Dream mops the floor with all of them

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