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Then i turn and say to them with their hand on my now hard erect penis. "I guess you're not a pick pocket, but a dick pocket!" Then gay sex.
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psyopmonkey posted:This is whats in my bag. Nice fuzz on your toothbrush. Actually who the gently caress carries a toothbrush around?
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my dad used to occasionally keep a glass bottle of irn bru in his back pocket when we went to my grandad's in the summer in the nineties to wash the car ive literally never seen someone use their back pocket for anything else ever
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Al Borland posted:Then i turn and say to them with their hand on my now hard erect penis. "I guess you're not a pick pocket, but a dick pocket!" Its not dick pocket, its dick picker. Get your poo poo right.
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Oct 20, 2014 22:16
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psyopmonkey posted:No extra mag holder. Not cool bro. I actually stole that last one this is the real pocket dump. 
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psyopmonkey posted:Its not dick pocket, its dick picker. but it IS a dick pocket.
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Oct 20, 2014 22:17
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SquadronROE posted:I actually stole that last one this is the real pocket dump. I dont like CATs. You can just use a belt.
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Oct 20, 2014 22:18
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Al Borland posted:Then i turn and say to them with their hand on my now hard erect penis. "I guess you're not a pick pocket, but a dick pocket!" drat dude u got wuite the 'imagination' on u 
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Oct 20, 2014 22:18
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Prison Warden posted:my dad used to occasionally keep a glass bottle of irn bru in his back pocket when we went to my grandad's in the summer in the nineties to wash the car drat irn bru is hard poo poo my man that's hosed up and ur dad is even moreso
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Oct 20, 2014 22:19
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nomadologique posted:drat dude u got wuite the 'imagination' on u 
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SquadronROE posted:I actually stole that last one this is the real pocket dump. needs CC baton
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Oct 20, 2014 22:19
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Inept posted:Nice fuzz on your toothbrush. It rinses off and I like to have a nice smile. You gross smelly goon.
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I kept my wallet in my front pocket when I pulled my hamstring. Having it in my back pocket was painful. Hth.
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Oct 21, 2014 06:29
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psyopmonkey posted:It rinses off and I like to have a nice smile. Generally one brushes twice daily instead of constantly grinding their teeth down to nothing. there is such a thing as brushing too much.
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Oct 21, 2014 06:53
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Cargo shorts front pocket. I keep the big bills on the inside rim of my fedora in case of trouble.
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Oct 21, 2014 07:05
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HJB posted:A phone is an acceptable front pocket item. I would be wary about keys, but they are acceptable for short distances or with the correct attachments. A wallet is an unacceptable front pocket item, slim or otherwise. You have some loving weird ideas about pockets, OP.
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Oct 21, 2014 07:09
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I usually carry around about 200 bucks at all times just in case you never know when a hooker is going to fling their vagina at you or someone is going to offer you ecstasy. I have probably 20 credit cards/gift cards, multiple identity cards and an extra pouch for some "ultra squished weed" in case I ever am at some sort of mexican's party who doesn't have a $900 vaporizer b0ng I can just take a pop can put a few holes into it and boom emergency weed. Never leave without most of these items. Other pocket is iphone 6 and I put my keys in between my knuckles to cut someone in the parking lot if it ever comes down to it. I just carry my keys around ready to go at all times.
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Oct 21, 2014 07:14
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psyopmonkey posted:This is whats in my bag. lol howd you fit all that in a wallet
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HJB posted:There I was, waiting in line at the store, when the man in front of me goes into his front pocket to produce his wallet. I was astounded, I just stood there staring in disbelief. Only with the cashier's call of "Next please" could I snap out of it. A front pocket wallet user, in this day and age... I put my wallet in my front pocket.
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Oct 21, 2014 07:16
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Anyone have an iPhone 6 plus? Can it fit your pocket? V important question ("v")
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Oct 21, 2014 07:20
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Wallet and pocket knife front pocket and keep my thumb hooked in, hand resting on top of pocket habitually, good to go
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Oct 21, 2014 07:50
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Get a fanny pack.
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Oct 21, 2014 07:59
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who puts their wallet in their back pocket lol
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Oct 21, 2014 08:17
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420DD Butts posted:who puts their wallet in their back pocket lol People who aren't American it would seem. I've been to some of the most pick pocket populated cities on earth and never had anyone try it. I guess I don't look like a victim/tourist.
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Oct 21, 2014 10:30
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Prison Warden posted:my dad used to occasionally keep a glass bottle of irn bru in his back pocket when we went to my grandad's in the summer in the nineties to wash the car Irn Bru is the nectar of the Gods, and should be kept on one's person at all times, so this is an acceptable use of the back pocket, when not carrying a wallet.
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Oct 21, 2014 10:42
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i keep my keys in the tiny right front wallet, its handy and too small to look weird
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Oct 21, 2014 12:09
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back pocket - wallet other back pocket - phone front pocket - keys Whenever I am going to sit down for an extended period of time driving or otherwise I take out contents of back pockets. Am I doing life wrong? 
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Oct 21, 2014 13:35
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Seymour Butts posted:back pocket - wallet Please do not sit on your phone. Other than that you are doing life just fine.
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Oct 22, 2014 13:18
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sitting on my (non-jason-alexander-sized) wallet in my back pocket was giving me back problems. front pocket for life.
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Oct 22, 2014 13:53
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Prison Warden posted:my dad used to occasionally keep a glass bottle of irn bru in his back pocket when we went to my grandad's in the summer in the nineties to wash the car I learned about "ginger" when I went to Scotland for the first time. I was told to drink one of them in the morning when I had a hangover (every morning I was there), and that it would help me out. It did.
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Oct 22, 2014 13:53
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WTF, people actually use their back pockets for wallets? Keeping it in the back pockets makes it easier to pickpocket, is uncomfortable as gently caress when sitting, and puts the drat thing out of your range of sight. Why on earth would you put it there?
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Oct 22, 2014 14:28
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Al Borland posted:I cut a hole in my pocket so my penis can go in so when the pick pockets come they get my dick and not my wallet It's gonna be a pretty bad day when someone steals your dick dude.
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Oct 22, 2014 15:32
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this guys has his wallet in his back pocket which should settle the argument that it's what retards and dorks do once and for all 
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Hahaha, he carries a fluke.
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