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Nathilus posted:and then, fellatio. ..go on.
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Mar 27, 2015 22:58
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West SAAB Story posted:..go on. thats the end of the story. Presumably the plane crashes after that.
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Mar 27, 2015 23:00
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Nathilus posted:thats the end of the story. Presumably the plane crashes after that. Autopsy shows that the neck was broken prior to impact. DONK DONK
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Mar 27, 2015 23:01
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“All these moments will be lost in time. Like… tears in the rain. Time to die.”
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Mar 27, 2015 23:09
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probably something stupid, like 'oppan gangnam style!' hahaha. oh jueeeez. now i kind of hope my plane does crash just so i can do it!
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Mar 27, 2015 23:19
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Confess to a mystery crime that I didn't actually commit.
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Mar 27, 2015 23:25
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in aviation school we spend most afternoons watching air crash investigators and all the teachers get real mad and start yelling at the tv when the passengers inflate their life jackets before they land in water. it happens in like every crash please don't do that unless you want to drown
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Mar 27, 2015 23:34
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just start jackin it one more time
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Mar 27, 2015 23:34
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:*Pats stewardess on the rear end like the good old days* *grabs stewardess, grabs dick* Gonna die anyway. Might as well go out with a bang.
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Mar 27, 2015 23:36
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and ask if they've considered the importance of ethics in video games journalism. Die knowing that you slowed the assault of the PC crew.
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Mar 28, 2015 01:40
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A misanthrope posted:ohh...sorry I just got out of a bad relationship and i'm not looking for anything serious right no- lol
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Mar 28, 2015 02:07
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It's ok, I can die happy knowing I accomplished something with my life *pulls out phone, opens xbox app, proudly shows fellow passengers my gamerscore*
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Mar 28, 2015 02:53
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Moridin920 posted:I'd grab some blankets and pillows and maybe a life vest (depending on how fast I could get it) and jump out the plane. Best case scenario is that you slow down enough not to die on impact, but instead end up as a broken mess on a mountainside, with hypothermia and blood loss vying to be your cause of death.
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Mar 28, 2015 03:03
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ive heard of flight risk before, but this is ridiculous!
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Mar 28, 2015 03:05
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jump at the last second
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Mar 28, 2015 03:18
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I'd probably just mumble something in my sleep and drool on them a bit.
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Mar 28, 2015 03:30
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krampster2 posted:in aviation school we spend most afternoons watching air crash investigators and all the teachers get real mad and start yelling at the tv when the passengers inflate their life jackets before they land in water. it happens in like every crash What's the issue here? The inflated life vests getting punctured during the landing or something?
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Mar 28, 2015 03:35
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Internet Kraken posted:What's the issue here? The inflated life vests getting punctured during the landing or something? when water floods the cabin you'll get stuck to the roof with the water levels rising like some cliche movie death scene
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Mar 28, 2015 04:02
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ExtraCheese posted:"What's the deal with airline food?"
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Mar 28, 2015 04:02
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Moridin920 posted:I'd grab some blankets and pillows and maybe a life vest (depending on how fast I could get it) and jump out the plane. At the very least you might save everyone else by lubricating the engines with your flesh and blood
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Mar 28, 2015 04:07
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drat Dirty Ape posted:John Denver 'leavin' on a jet plane'. John Denver was a plane down to earth guy.
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Nathilus posted:and then, fellatio. so you spend your last moments on fire, strapped in a seat that has come loose and sent you hurtling thousands of yards screaming and oh yeah you got your dick bit off btw that getting thrown from the plane still alive and screaming "like a cat in a cat fight" thing actually happened and there were witnesses because it happened in a neighborhood. Reading this is what put me off air travel forever: http://mochente.tumblr.com/post/18615385235/gently caress-flying-gently caress-planes-witness-reports-from-psa
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Mar 28, 2015 05:41
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quote: "I heard about the flying/screaming man when my husband and I moved into the neighborhood in 1996. There were only a couple people on Nile still living there (that we knew of at least) who were around when this crash took place. One of them told us about this guy as she actually saw it happen. Nice lady, forget her name. She lived on Nile facing West, about four or five houses down from Dwight. She said she was tending to her plants in the front yard when this crash happened. She actually saw the whole event start to finish. She said when the plane impacted she threw herself to the grass instinctively. The man in question flew past instantly when the “big hole ripped open after the wing hit the house on the corner of Nile and Dwight” and she described him as screaming “like a cat in a cat fight”, arms out stretched, prone. Yes, she said Superman. He went further down the street and hit a car with a thud sound she said she’d never forget. She used to describe it as like throwing hamburger meat down on the counter."
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Mar 28, 2015 05:43
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Gone Fashing posted:say where are we going
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A misanthrope posted:so you spend your last moments on fire, strapped in a seat that has come loose and sent you hurtling thousands of yards screaming and oh yeah you got your dick bit off nah id be the one performing and im fuckin good at that poo poo. some lucky dude would spend his last moments on fire strapped to a seat gettin a bj in freefall. 
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Mar 28, 2015 07:01
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Nathilus posted:nah id be the one performing and im fuckin good at that poo poo. some lucky dude would spend his last moments on fire strapped to a seat gettin a bj in freefall. 
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Mar 28, 2015 07:23
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*lets big black passenger gently caress my wife while I fight with a stewardess about getting a "junior pilot" wings pin* I guess the plane doesn't have to be crashing for that one.
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Mar 28, 2015 14:10
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start singing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"
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Mar 28, 2015 15:06
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*Snicker loudly about all of the rich assholes in the front who are going to die milliseconds before me*
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Mar 28, 2015 15:13
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I probably wouldn't make any conversation or the conversation I'd make would be entirely awkward.
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Mar 28, 2015 15:34
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Couldn't you just pop the door and grab onto the emergency slide/raft for dear life as it tumbles slowly toward the ground?
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Mar 28, 2015 15:54
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IM CUmMMMINGGGG
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Mar 28, 2015 15:54
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Tuxedo Gin posted:Couldn't you just pop the door and grab onto the emergency slide/raft for dear life as it tumbles slowly toward the ground? Just hop out at the last minute and then it's like you've only fallen like 3 feet amirite?
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Mar 28, 2015 15:55
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Fart and laugh at your fart traveling through the air at 500 mph.
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I would reconnect with Our Lord Jesus Christ after 30 years of happy atheism in the hope of garnering a last minute pardon for that time I killed those guys.
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Mar 29, 2015 01:48
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A misanthrope posted:to you and _______________ mouth "i am glad of it"
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A misanthrope posted:IM CUmMMMINGGGG ya thats exactly what I'm talking about. not pictured: my head under the frame of that screenie.
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