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Mar 27, 2015 14:31
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say where are we going hje says were going to a party. its a birthday party. its your birthday party. happy birthday darling, we love you very very very very very very very much and then he starts humming a little tune
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Mar 27, 2015 14:35
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Mar 27, 2015 14:37
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"did you know.... barnacle jim. .. has a long face"
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Mar 27, 2015 14:38
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I'd ask for a loving refund.
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Mar 27, 2015 14:42
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I wouldnt have anyone next to me, as I'd be flying the plane alone, while the captain went out for a piss...
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Mar 27, 2015 14:44
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Inevitable posted:It's Granos. I call the police.  Granos confirmed on-board. Shoot down plane with ground-to-air missile and call police.
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Mar 27, 2015 14:44
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:"did you know.... barnacle jim. .. has a long face" *leans in close and whispers "tane orbs"*
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Mar 27, 2015 14:45
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Some white guy again
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Mar 27, 2015 14:59
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What is Granos was the pilot? Makes sense, he hijacked the plane and the cops need to be called anyways
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Mar 27, 2015 15:17
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AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
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Mar 27, 2015 15:24
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Splatmaster posted:say "I assume the crash position is futile. Wanna gently caress?" this but just "wanna gently caress?"
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Mar 27, 2015 15:25
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Zzulu posted:yeah i'd also start raping people before I died lol the only thing that stops that guy from just grabbing women and forcibly making out with them is "that would be undignified"
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Mar 27, 2015 15:27
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once i thought iwas gonna die ona plane. i just sat there frozen staring forward, hyper aware of every bump and sound. the last thing on my mind is talking to some stranger sorry to be a buzzkill
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Mar 27, 2015 15:34
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"I bet a bunch of assholes from high school are going to show up to our funerals because they saw this poo poo on Facebook."
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Mar 27, 2015 15:39
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*Pats stewardess on the rear end like the good old days*
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Mar 27, 2015 15:41
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Kill everyone on-board. The perfect crime!
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Mar 27, 2015 15:46
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Icon Of Sin posted:What is Granos was the pilot? Makes sense, he hijacked the plane and the cops need to be called anyways i think granos was the guy postin earlier about rapin passengers. call the cops to this thread
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Mar 27, 2015 16:09
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1gnoirents posted:once i thought iwas gonna die ona plane. i just sat there frozen staring forward, hyper aware of every bump and sound. the last thing on my mind is talking to some stranger did you poop tho?
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Mar 27, 2015 16:10
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*thinks about all the disgusting people who take their shoes off during flights for some reason* *suddenly happy everone is going to die*
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Mar 27, 2015 16:14
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Korranus posted:cast enlarge satan
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Mar 27, 2015 16:19
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1gnoirents posted:once i thought iwas gonna die ona plane. i just sat there frozen staring forward, hyper aware of every bump and sound. the last thing on my mind is talking to some stranger epic beta
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Mar 27, 2015 16:25
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"you know this would be way worse if you didn't have white male privilege..."
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Mar 27, 2015 16:26
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*calmly says something debonair and insightful but is droned out completely by the vibrations of the plane breaking apart*
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Mar 27, 2015 16:40
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upload a wicked vine of people screaming and become a legend
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Mar 27, 2015 16:41
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Nothing, but I WOULD reach out and hold their hand. Heck, why not
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Mar 27, 2015 16:49
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Mar 27, 2015 16:50
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take a selfy then shove my phone up my butt to cushion it against the impact. I will die regretting my decision to get a Samsung Galaxy Note.
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Mar 27, 2015 17:01
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Mar 27, 2015 17:47
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Mar 27, 2015 17:49
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Seems like a normal Russian domestic flight to me.
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Mar 27, 2015 18:11
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Seems like a normal Russian domestic flight to me.
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Mar 27, 2015 18:19
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I hope a really hot actor plays me in Air Crash Investigation
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Mar 27, 2015 18:22
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Mar 27, 2015 18:35
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I'd grab some blankets and pillows and maybe a life vest (depending on how fast I could get it) and jump out the plane. Not sure if you can get the emergency windows/doors open midair but I'd rather jump and take my chances with air resistance and terminal velocity than sit in an aerodynamic tube of metal going 400 mph into a mountain side.
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Mar 27, 2015 18:50
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Moridin920 posted:I'd grab some blankets and pillows and maybe a life vest (depending on how fast I could get it) and jump out the plane. so you'll take your chances flailing through the air 396 mph into the mountain side
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Mar 27, 2015 18:52
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The Mad Archivist posted:so you'll take your chances flailing through the air 396 mph into the mountain side No, that's what the blankets are for - increase drag coefficient. Terminal velocity for a human is ~120mph and the blankets and poo poo could maybe shave another ~10mph off that, depending on if I just am flailing in the air (I just jumped into a 400mph wind basically remember) or if I can manage to get the blanket into a kind of pseudo parachute thing. Hopefully I jumped out soon enough to give enough time for that to happen so I'd hit the ground going ~110mph maybe instead of being gibbed into tiny little bits as the metal tube I'm in disintegrates around me as we hit the ground going 400mph. Chances of survival are low but better than 0 still. Either way you'd probably shed at least 100mph of velocity in a moment or two. The pillows and life vest are there to absorb force obviously. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Mar 27, 2015 |
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Mar 27, 2015 19:02
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Moridin920 posted:No, that's what the blankets are for - increase drag coefficient. Terminal velocity for a human is ~120mph and the blankets and poo poo could maybe shave another ~10mph off that, depending on if I just am flailing in the air (I just jumped into a 400mph wind basically remember) or if I can manage to get the blanket into a kind of pseudo parachute thing. and if you point the stream of poo poo blasting out your rear end at the earth the propulsion could further slow you
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Moridin920 posted:No, that's what the blankets are for - increase drag coefficient. Terminal velocity for a human is ~120mph and the blankets and poo poo could maybe shave another ~10mph off that, depending on if I just am flailing in the air (I just jumped into a 400mph wind basically remember) or if I can manage to get the blanket into a kind of pseudo parachute thing. because the blanket won't get ripped out of your hands (or take your hands with them) the moment you step out the door
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