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ClamdestineBoyster posted:How the hell do you measure accuracy if you don't have a perfect computer already? I think they asked it like "Hal what's 1+1=?" And he was like "2." Then they did it ten thousand more times and once he was like "uuuh 5?" That job is actually paid the most because it's boring as poo poo and if you gently caress up writing down what the computer says the whole research has to start over so it's a lot of responsibility.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:where's the quantum goatse It's in this thread but collapses when you look at it
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there go the rest of the middle class jobs ai automation is almost here, so seeya all in the poverty camps
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A misanthrope posted:there go the rest of the middle class jobs Welcome to Hooverville
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Welcome to Hooverville population: me and my soft, human dick sucking lips line up boys -- blowjobs for bread
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A misanthrope posted:population: me and my soft, human dick sucking lips we got japanese sex bots for that humanity is obsolete
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Top City Homo posted:we got japanese sex bots for that well gently caress
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guys listen, we need to invade australia i know this sounds dumb and impossible. just follow my lead and get in the kangaroo costumes
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nomadologique posted:i won't care about quantum computers when they are as big as eniac, i will only care when they can hold my entire music collection in my pocket when quantum computers are in your pocket they wont hold just all of your music, they will hold all music that has ever existed and ever could exist within any possible reality
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can it compute bold new ways to complain about immigrants and the abbos
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Rutibex posted:when quantum computers are in your pocket they wont hold just all of your music, they will hold all music that has ever existed and ever could exist within any possible reality ya but does it have that drake joint??
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austrralia sucks and is bad
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Fonzarelli posted:australia doesn't invent much, all i can think of really is some cool material used to store nuclear waste in solid form Wifi...
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Fonzarelli posted:australia doesn't invent much, all i can think of really is some cool material used to store nuclear waste in solid form efb
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Nov 11, 2015 09:42
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refrigerator torpedo electric drill powered flight notepads feature film tanks Hill's hoist pacemakers the ute (aka pickup trucks) medical penicillin atomic absorption spectrophotometer black box flight recorder plastic spectacle lenses ultrasound scanner goon (aka boxed wine) permaculture power boards digital samplers hearing aids dual flush toilet child safety seats spray-on skin wifi anti-flu medication bomb proof glass Google Maps
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and yet i would go without all those things if it meant no australians in the world. makes you think
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a computer fell on ray kurweil's dad and now ray is going to ressurect his dad with quantums
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Frostwerks posted:and yet i would go without all those things if it meant no australians in the world. makes you think same
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if quantum computers are possible in a decade or so then the nsa probably has them right now
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i seen a couple aussies gape
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gary oldmans diary posted:if quantum computers are possible in a decade or so then the nsa probably has them right now They have them already in at least 2 universities in Sydney
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monkey posted:refrigerator they also made the owen submachine gun and it was better than the tommy or the sten gun some true australian engineering im dissapointed that they did not make a giant tarantula cannon though
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monkey posted:They have them already in at least 2 universities in Sydney but are they compuiters that can do everything or just giant algorithm calculators?
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dude, loving finally. embrace the AI
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Top City Homo posted:but are they compuiters that can do everything or just giant algorithm calculators? would it matter? the first computers were just giant complicated calculators. all that would matter is the core concept to function
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Top City Homo posted:but are they compuiters that can do everything or just giant algorithm calculators? There's no difference between those two things. What you're asking about is whether they have the software to do what you want.
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SHISHKABOB posted:There's no difference between those two things. What you're asking about is whether they have the software to do what you want.  the face of our extinction
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Nov 11, 2015 16:41
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im asking about whether i can stream porn from the multiverse or not
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Top City Homo posted:im asking about whether i can stream porn from the multiverse or not dude its a quantum computer millions times more powerful than what we have today, millions. and that comparison is kind of inaccurate, its also capable in ways that are just inconceivable compared to today's beep boop on/off "computers", so you could argue in some functions its infinitely more capable. So yes, obviously, the answer is absolutely YES
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1gnoirents posted:dude its a quantum computer millions times more powerful than what we have today, millions. and that comparison is kind of inaccurate, its also capable in ways that are just inconceivable compared to today's beep boop on/off "computers", so you could argue in some functions its infinitely more capable. So yes, obviously, the answer is absolutely YES a glorious future awaits
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Top City Homo posted:im asking about whether i can stream porn from the multiverse or not Yes you can, just write the necessary programming.
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I don't want Australia to invent quantum computers because the first thing they'll do is ban the next Saints Row with itTop City Homo posted:im asking about whether i can stream porn from the multiverse or not again this is australia we're talking about, the western democracy that looked at the Great Firewall and said "I gots to have me one of these"
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