If You Were A Serial Killer, What Would Your Calling Card, Or Signature Be?

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John Denver Hoxha: May 31, 2014; What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

Borneo Jimmy posted:

Here's my wacky scheme. Get a load of this, I'm going to specifically target the most marginalized and vulnerable people in modern society like sex workers, the homeless, runaway teens, and minorities whose deaths the authorities will not care about, ensuring I can ply my diabolical trade without getting caught.

i mean, this guy is a real jerk

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Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

simplefish posted:

I would kill only people in bungalows and spray on the walls 'DID NOT HAVE STAIRS IN THE HOUSE'

Truly, they were not protected.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 23:22

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Leave notes demanding to bring back The Simpsons to TV

# ? Aug 21, 2016 23:24

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

I'd drown my victims in diet snapple

# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:01

MyChemicalImbalance: Sep 15, 2007; Keep on smilin'

Death by Cupping.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:28

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Lucky Guy posted:

I'd drown my victims in diet snapple

Absolutely disgusting...

# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:31

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

1) Register an account and shitpost all over SA from their house
2) When a goon suggests suicide, frame a suicide
3) Blame SA and walk away while goons take all the blame

# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:32

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Blazing Ownager posted:

1) Register an account and shitpost all over SA from their house
2) When a goon suggests suicide, frame a suicide
3) Blame SA and walk away while goons take all the blame

should have done this before the new rule lol now you're hosed

# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:33

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Too good man. Too good

# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:34

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Shill yourself!

# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:34

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Overwrite all their saved games

Every

Single

One

# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:38

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Monkey Fracas posted:

Overwrite all their saved games

Every

Single

One

In all seriousness you could probably make legions of people dive to their deaths if you were to melt their Star Citizen ~~space ships~~ JPGs of space ships.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 01:12

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

Drink all of the water in their house so they'll die of thirst.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 01:23

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Borneo Jimmy posted:

Here's my wacky scheme. Get a load of this, I'm going to specifically target the most marginalized and vulnerable people in modern society like sex workers, the homeless, runaway teens, and minorities whose deaths the authorities will not care about, ensuring I can ply my diabolical trade without getting caught.

Um... but like... What's your calling card? :confused:

# ? Aug 22, 2016 01:35

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