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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Young Freud posted:

I've heard from the trailer that a lot of people see this one as a satire on the whole "paranormal romance" genre, not a continuation of it. The filmmakers know it's a joke on the Twilight series.

Yeah, the trailer definitely makes it look like a comedy, not directly a romance.

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Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.

Welp. I gotta see it, then.

Canadian Surf Club
Feb 15, 2008

Word.

Sirotan posted:

New Olly Moss posters being released by Mondo tomorrow:



I'm a huge Lord of the Rings fan, and own a number of Olly Moss' posters, but this one is really putting me to sleep.

While the center bit is Narsil at once glance, I initially saw it as the Mines of Moria pillars, and the cliffs even have the balrog on the edge

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
Alright, so they're basically reimagining "My Boyfriend's Back"?



And holy crap there were a lot of stars that got their starts on this bomb. Philip Seymour Hoffman, Matthew McConaughey, Renée Zellweger, and Matthew Fox all had some roles in this movie.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Canadian Surf Club posted:

While the center bit is Narsil at once glance, I initially saw it as the Mines of Moria pillars, and the cliffs even have the balrog on the edge

The green one reminds me more of Minas Morgul.

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Sirotan posted:

New Olly Moss posters being released by Mondo tomorrow:



I'm a huge Lord of the Rings fan, and own a number of Olly Moss' posters, but this one is really putting me to sleep.

Agreed, they seem really boring to me. I think everyone is freaking out because it's :supaburn: Olly Moss :supaburn:, prepare to see a ton of these go up on ebay right after they drop

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
International poster for The Wolverine:


edit- Also a motion poster, if you care at all http://marvel.com/news/story/19830/scope_out_the_wolverines_new_international_poster

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Eh. Could be better. They could have tucked the sword in and moved his hand to where it rested on his knee, giving a silhouette to the claws. Since the claws are Wolverine's defining feature, it would make sense to give emphasis to that over the sword. Also, tucking the sword in would move his face to get a good look at his face and properly silhouette his hair as well.

Right now, it might as well be The Last Samurai 2: Gaijin Bugaloo.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
That motion poster is pretty neat.

So I don't know a WHOLE lot about Wolverine... but why exactly would he need a sword when he's got 6 knuckle swords

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Macaluso posted:

So I don't know a WHOLE lot about Wolverine... but why exactly would he need a sword when he's got 6 knuckle swords

Think of it as Wolverine: Year One or Wolverine Begins. It's supposed to be in his days in Japan, prior to Weapon X, when he gets the admantinum skeleton and the claws. When he's dealing with ninja clans and traveling the world.

Those aren't even his claws, they're tiger claws, a martial arts hand weapon.

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe
For a second the shadow on Wolvy's left fist made me think he was wearing some kind of claw fist thing like Mr. Han in Enter The Dragon.

EDIT:

Young Freud posted:

Those aren't even his claws, they're tiger claws, a martial arts hand weapon.

Oh, are they? It's hard to tell.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


It looks like his claws are going through a guard, so an enemies blade wouldn't go into his hand. It's an interesting idea for the character.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Wait, so this is technically a prequel to Origins?

That's ridiculous.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Wait, so this is technically a prequel to Origins?

That's ridiculous.

I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Young Freud posted:

Think of it as Wolverine: Year One or Wolverine Begins. It's supposed to be in his days in Japan, prior to Weapon X, when he gets the admantinum skeleton and the claws. When he's dealing with ninja clans and traveling the world.

Those aren't even his claws, they're tiger claws, a martial arts hand weapon.

The story it's based on may have been pre-Weapon X, but apparently this is not only a sequel to Origins but to the whole franchise.

It takes place in the future, beyond Last Stand.

Aphrodite fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Dec 13, 2012

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Two Kings posted:

Alright, so they're basically reimagining "My Boyfriend's Back"?



And holy crap there were a lot of stars that got their starts on this bomb. Philip Seymour Hoffman, Matthew McConaughey, Renée Zellweger, and Matthew Fox all had some roles in this movie.

I honestly first read this as "My Boyfriend's Black" and thought it was some kind of horror comedy take on Guess Who's Coming To Dinner.

Zeah
Oct 14, 2012

wtf hax???

davidspackage posted:

I honestly first read this as "My Boyfriend's Black" and thought it was some kind of horror comedy take on Guess Who's Coming To Dinner.

It doesnt help that his shocked hair looks like an afro.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Young Freud posted:

Think of it as Wolverine: Year One or Wolverine Begins. It's supposed to be in his days in Japan, prior to Weapon X, when he gets the admantinum skeleton and the claws. When he's dealing with ninja clans and traveling the world.

Those aren't even his claws, they're tiger claws, a martial arts hand weapon.

Man, I don't know why you just made up a bunch of stuff but none of this is true.

He's using a sword because it's "cool," that's all.

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010
Why not have the claws out on the hand holding the sword?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I hope Warm Bodies is just a hetero version of Bruce LaBruce's Otto

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

live with fruit posted:

Why not have the claws out on the hand holding the sword?

That would be a safety hazard.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

We can all see Wolverine's claws just fine. One would think this discussion is happening after seeing it flash by on the freeway.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
Bruce LaBruce? They successfully invented the gayest name possible.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Ez posted:

Bruce LaBruce? They successfully invented the gayest name possible.

The head of the NRA is named Wayne LaPierre.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Gonz posted:

The head of the NRA is named Wayne LaPierre.

That's pretty good, but despite the Carlin joke I think Bruce LaBruce is gayer.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Ez posted:

Bruce LaBruce? They successfully invented the gayest name possible.

Unsurprisingly the man that made this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8JK0CLsHRQ
is not the straightest arrow in the quiver.



So as I've mentioned before the local independent theater has a thing where they show a cult film each sunday and get an artist to design a new poster for each film.

ZardoZ
by Ómar Hauksson

Nice and simple. Doesn't really tell you all that much about Zardoz but neither does the movie itself.

Freaks
by Sólveig Pálsdóttir.

I like this one since it looks like it could have been made when the movie first came out and captures the feel of the film pretty well.

Carnival of Souls
by Kolbeinn Hugi Höskuldsson.

The font is a bit cheesy looking but for the most part I like this one. Even if you took away the title you'd know right away that it's a spooky movie featuring a carnival and probably some phantoms.

Hausu
by Geoffrey Þ. Huntingdon-Williams.

:stare:

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

DNS posted:

I saw Wake In Fright recently (great movie), and I absolutely love the original poster, especially the fantastic and evocative tagline:



That's awesome.

I recently saw No Blade Of Grass, which has a kickass poster as well:

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

FreudianSlippers posted:

I hope Warm Bodies is just a hetero version of Bruce LaBruce's Otto

Gay necrophilia porn. Rule 34 is more robust that the theory of relativity.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

FreudianSlippers posted:

So as I've mentioned before the local independent theater has a thing where they show a cult film each sunday and get an artist to design a new poster for each film.

ZardoZ
by Ómar Hauksson


Dang, most of these are great. A single theatre is commissioning their creation for a one night showing? That's nuts.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.

FreudianSlippers posted:

ZardoZ
by Ómar Hauksson

Nice and simple. Doesn't really tell you all that much about Zardoz but neither does the movie itself.
"Zardoz" actually had a pretty rad poster for its release:


I like these though. They're actually creative and would catch the eye of someone who'd never heard of the movie before, rather than causing them to scratch their heads.

Holden McGroin
Oct 30, 2012

Robert Denby posted:

"Zardoz" actually had a pretty rad poster for its release:


I like these though. They're actually creative and would catch the eye of someone who'd never heard of the movie before, rather than causing them to scratch their heads.

Look how egregiously hairless Connery's body is in that drawing. They gave him a six-pack, too. Nice.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

New Ghibli posters. :dance:

The Wind Is Rising.



The Tale of Princess Kaguya.

Farbtoner
May 17, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Mister Chief posted:

New Ghibli posters. :dance:

The Wind Is Rising.



This is a movie about the inventor of the Japanese Zero fighter plane and they made a poster that is interchangeable with every other fluffy Ghibli movie :thumbsup:

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

Farbtoner posted:

This is a movie about the inventor of the Japanese Zero fighter plane and they made a poster that is interchangeable with every other fluffy Ghibli movie :thumbsup:

If I recall this happened with some Grave of the Fireflies releases too. There's one that's extremely happy-go-lucky but I can't find a big version of it on GIS, only a thumbnail.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Farbtoner posted:

This is a movie about the inventor of the Japanese Zero fighter plane and they made a poster that is interchangeable with every other fluffy Ghibli movie :thumbsup:

So what if it is? Miyazaki absolutely loves flight, this has been evident in all of his movies, that poster doubtless matches the tone of the movie he's creating exactly.

Farbtoner
May 17, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Wendell posted:

So what if it is? Miyazaki absolutely loves flight, this has been evident in all of his movies, that poster doubtless matches the tone of the movie he's creating exactly.

Because the poster doesn't tell you anything about what the movie's actually about? We criticize other movie posters for it all the time.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



FreudianSlippers posted:

I hope Warm Bodies is just a hetero version of Bruce LaBruce's Otto


Bruce LaBruce also made another very odd film:





Guy loves gay zombies getting it on.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Bruce LaBruce also made another very odd film:





Guy loves gay zombies getting it on.

Is it heresy to say that I never found François Sagat attractive, especially with that hair tattoo.

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


This just arrived in the mail today.

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Wendell
May 11, 2003

Farbtoner posted:

Because the poster doesn't tell you anything about what the movie's actually about? We criticize other movie posters for it all the time.

It conveys an emotion that the film will likely mirror. No, it doesn't offer any hint of what the actual plot is but I guess that isn't what's important here.

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