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Lynneth
Sep 13, 2011
Voting for Ratzinger, the Fortunate Son, Appointed by God

Wizardo is just. Ugh. Like someone else said before me, too self-referential.

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Eiba
Jul 26, 2007


Bobbin Threadbare posted:

We brought a Leftist Author to power via a Velvet Revolution.
I'm going to uselessly vote for This.

Kuntz
Feb 17, 2011
Our avatar kind of looks like him, so voting for Francisco Ferrante Oberon of Hidden Agenda fame, the Fortunate son who bought the election.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger, fortunate son, religious appointment

:allears:

Oh boy

Cowcatcher
Dec 23, 2005

OUR PEOPLE WERE BORN OF THE SKY
How about Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger, Pope Singer

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!

Gorgo Primus posted:

Getúlio Vargas the Man of the People who came to power in a Communist Rebellion. Yes, let us all vote for Darkest Hour's esteemed Leninist Vargas, Father of the Syndicates.

Also I'm still waiting on a party icon that uses our cornerstone comic. :colbert:

I vote for this, only because it's the only non-lame-spanish-name-joke in the whole bunch with more than 1 vote, besides Helladid, who is a :argh: populist :argh: and thus unworthy of my vote.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

So for someone unfamiliar with Tropico, what exactly is a Velvet Revolution?

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

SirPhoebos posted:

So for someone unfamiliar with Tropico, what exactly is a Velvet Revolution?

According to the internet, a non-violent, peaceful overthrow of the government. So basically not the French Revolution, with minimal bloodshed.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

SirPhoebos posted:

So for someone unfamiliar with Tropico, what exactly is a Velvet Revolution?

Knowing about the Velvet Revolution is more about being familiar with Czech/Slovakian history. It basically means a series of nonviolent protests manage to topple the government.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Registering another pope vote.

Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.

Magrov posted:

I vote for this, only because it's the only non-lame-spanish-name-joke in the whole bunch with more than 1 vote, besides Helladid, who is a :argh: populist :argh: and thus unworthy of my vote.

Portuguese actually, Vargas was Brazilian.

Opals25
Jun 21, 2006

TOURISTS SPOTTED, TWELVE O'CLOCK

Takanago posted:

I don't know any good names but I want our presidente to be a man Born In The Purple who Bought The Election.

Getting late, but I want to echo this and think a fine name might be my usual Tropican name. Sgt. Pimienta and his Club Banda de Corazones Solitarios.

Opals25 fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Feb 23, 2013

Verant
Oct 20, 2012

Go on an adventure ordained by fate?
-->Okay.
-->Eh.
Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger, a famous Pop Singer who was guided by the Word of the Lord to transform Tropico into a glorious utopia through a Religious Appointment.

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!

Rogue0071 posted:

Portuguese actually, Vargas was Brazilian.

I'm quite aware of that, being a brazillian myself. My point was, that name is not a stereotypical lame spanish joke like "Wizardo de la something" or "El Señor Something Y Something" or something like that.

I admit though that I wasn't aware that the actual name of the pope was "Aloisius". I thought that that was a lame joke that missed the localization. I guess that that proves that no matter how awful goons are, real life will always beat us.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

QuoProQuid posted:

Just loaded it up. It fits.

You know, if character limits are not an issue, then why not give El Presidente a more germanic name, such as Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbo­n-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thras­her-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahn­wagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-w­eimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mitt­ler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

SirPhoebos fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Feb 23, 2013

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger
Born in the Purple
Elected as Fascist

Also holy gently caress Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger is an actual pope name. I was laughing at how it's the best screwball name ever

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

Vegetable posted:

Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger
Born in the Purple
Elected as Fascist

Also holy gently caress Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger is an actual pope name. I was laughing at how it's the best screwball name ever

For about a minute after seeing the name I was thinking it sounded familiar and wondering if it was a character in Catch-22 or something.

Diploid
Oct 21, 2010
Why not vote for Waldemar VII, a born in the purple generalissimo and heir apparent?

Or better yet, "Shams Mohammed Qizil-Arslan Murad Ertan Aydin Tanvermis Cagri Nasir Aram Quitaba Burak Muersel Kilic Savtekin Rafiq Aram Aydogdu Kasim Ertan Rafiq Muhammad Nasir Aram Niku-Siyar Quitaba Ogzur Mursel Burak Aram Burak Rafiq Ertan Ertan Tunga Murad de Azerbaijan"?

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Didn't read through the pages of lists so here's an uninfluenced vote.

Juan Martin Patron, booze baron, elected as a socialist

Let the hedonism begin!

Rurik
Mar 5, 2010

Thief
Warrior
Gladiator
Grand Prince

Gorgo Primus posted:

Getúlio Vargas the Man of the People who came to power in a Communist Rebellion. Yes, let us all vote for Darkest Hour's esteemed Leninist Vargas, Father of the Syndicates.

Also I'm still waiting on a party icon that uses our cornerstone comic. :colbert:

Voting for this.

Please, no gimmicky stuff that doesn't fit the setting. Tropico's about a Caribbean island dictatorship. That setting has more than enough strength to stand on its own without some outside gimmicks.

Octomon
Mar 5, 2006
ecclesiastical music plays

All aboard the pope-wagon!

What we have here is a clash of the old guard with their tired old memes and the young thrusting posters of a new generation. You lot will be first against the wall come the coronation.



Also, with "Wizardo de Paradox de Pytheid de la Creta" does Creta need the definite article, wouldn't it be "Pytheid de Creta"?

Gorgo Primus
Mar 29, 2009

We shall forge the most progressive republic ever known to man!
Whatever it is, it's lame and unfunny. :colbert:

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Octomon posted:

ecclesiastical music plays

All aboard the pope-wagon!

What we have here is a clash of the old guard with their tired old memes and the young thrusting posters of a new generation. You lot will be first against the wall come the coronation.



Also, with "Wizardo de Paradox de Pytheid de la Creta" does Creta need the definite article, wouldn't it be "Pytheid de Creta"?

Hey, I was not a part of the Crete thread. I just figured that the ideal puppet would be some random noble "rightfully returned" to the pallace by the real power in Tropico (us Goons). A long-rear end name was a must, and I decided that it should be a name that Goons would like, so I took a minute to create the adequate <reference> de <reference> de <reference> de la <reference>. There is as much reason for Wizardo to be a Cretan gimmick as there is for the British Royal Family to be addicted to schnapps and sauerkraut.

edit: The Ratzinger idea is silly enough to like, and it would give the Intellectual faction something to rage about.

Criticality
Nov 4, 2009
Voting for Esteban Colberto, Man of the People, who Bought the Election.

Nuramor
Dec 13, 2012

Most Amewsing Prinny Ever!

Octomon posted:


Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger

Fortunate Son

Religious Appointment


Voting for this as well

Octomon
Mar 5, 2006

my dad posted:

Hey, I was not a part of the Crete thread. I just figured that the ideal puppet would be some random noble "rightfully returned" to the pallace by the real power in Tropico (us Goons). A long-rear end name was a must, and I decided that it should be a name that Goons would like, so I took a minute to create the adequate <reference> de <reference> de <reference> de la <reference>. There is as much reason for Wizardo to be a Cretan gimmick as there is for the British Royal Family to be addicted to schnapps and sauerkraut.

edit: The Ratzinger idea is silly enough to like, and it would give the Intellectual faction something to rage about.

Hey man, I am hating in character, I get the joke and it is a fine gimmicky name. I meant keep the long name just drop the la. :)

Van5
Sep 9, 2011

Gorgo Primus posted:

Getúlio Vargas the Man of the People who came to power in a Communist Rebellion. Yes, let us all vote for Darkest Hour's esteemed Leninist Vargas, Father of the Syndicates.

Also I'm still waiting on a party icon that uses our cornerstone comic. :colbert:



I vote for this.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Duckbag posted:

Can we please not have our presidente be the ex-pope or some half-forgotten Crete dude?

half-forgotten? HALF-FORGOTTEN?!

How could you, Duckbag :helladid:

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction
I don't care about names.

Porn in the Purple is easily the most hilarious of the available options, which is saying something, because the options include "Travel Agent" and "Pop singer".

Then... oh.... how about a Religious Appointment.... by the Ecumenical Patriarch.

EDIT: I'm leaving in my Freudian slip for posterity.

ManicMarine
Oct 9, 2012
Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger
Born in the Purple
Elected as Fascist

Stalingrad
Feb 5, 2011

Changing my vote

President Kyoon who was a Professor of secret society studies, he was Installed by the KGB, but believes he was installed by the CIA as part of an illuminati plot.

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





Stalingrad posted:

Changing my vote

President Kyoon who was a Professor of secret society studies, he was Installed by the KGB, but believes he was installed by the CIA as part of an illuminati plot.

Ooh, tempting, but I'll stick with the Pope.

What's the count, anyway?

Takanago
Jun 2, 2007

You'll see...
I'll throw in a vote for Getúlio Vargas cause I want a name that plausibly fits the setting, even if its a drat commie name.

edit: actually scratch that, I'm voting for Wizardo de Paradox de Pytheid de la Creta cause Tropico 4 is pretty silly and when the gimmick gets old and unfunny people can just call him Wizardo or Wiz.

Takanago fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Feb 23, 2013

Herman Melville
Jul 31, 2011
Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger
Born in the Purple
Elected as Fascist

Asehujiko
Apr 6, 2011
President Pope

Disproportionation
Feb 20, 2011

Oh god it's the Clone Saga all over again.

SirPhoebos posted:

You know, if character limits are not an issue, then why not give El Presidente a more germanic name, such as Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbo­n-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thras­her-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahn­wagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-w­eimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mitt­ler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Personally I would vote for Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, I heard the Silly Party has made some big gains over their rivals in this election season.

Rawkking
Sep 4, 2011
Don't know what people are getting in a huff about over a name not being too gimmicky or whatever. Wiz only asked us for a Name, Background, Rise to Power, and nothing more, so Wiz can make the popeguy a latin american imposter ex-pope in disguise as an ex-pope in disguise in retirement or any such crazy thing that he feels would best fit the narrative (not that the goons wouldn't have rumors around the guy making many believe he *is* the ex-pope). Basically whatever the choice, he only has to incorporate the three actual things we voted on into a story that is probably already partially done (he has stated that he has a particular personality in mind for the presidente already).

Rawkking fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Feb 23, 2013

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Stalingrad posted:

Changing my vote

President Kyoon who was a Professor of secret society studies, he was Installed by the KGB, but believes he was installed by the CIA as part of an illuminati plot.

Unless Wiz lifts the gender restriction, this will be my vote.

Cowcatcher
Dec 23, 2005

OUR PEOPLE WERE BORN OF THE SKY

SirPhoebos posted:

Unless Wiz lifts the gender restriction, this will be my vote.

We demand gender equality

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EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!
I also vote for President Pope

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