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looking.glass.eyes
May 21, 2007

“The eye sees a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination awake.” -Leonardo da Vinci

smg77 posted:

This is the saddest thing I've read all month.

I dunno, I think it's a toss up between that and http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3539369

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

tselatyjr posted:

:tipshat: A different game indeed.

Looks like the Bowman story paid off, now please spend money to not get banned.

C.C.C.P.
Aug 26, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post
I know Hacker Joe talk is being discouraged right now, but I just have to point out how hilarious it is that we finally have a living, breathing example of the whole "conservative men hate gays but love lesbians because they think they're hot" thing.

Joe's posted all sorts of homophobic poo poo on TPC but he also likes to make animated gifs of girls kissing.

HackerJoeGuy
Apr 18, 2007

C.C.C.P. posted:

I know Hacker Joe talk is being discouraged right now, but I just have to point out how hilarious it is that we finally have a living, breathing example of the whole "conservative men hate gays but love lesbians because they think they're hot" thing.

Joe's posted all sorts of homophobic poo poo on TPC but he also likes to make animated gifs of girls kissing.

I think it's funny because, by sheer coincidence of my username, I now have a real life evil doppelganger. He has a mustache and everything!

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Watch out HackerJoeGuy! Your evil double has Duct Tape!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

I am the M00N posted:

Watch out HackerJoeGuy! Your evil double has Duct Tape!

Run Joe, run!

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

Rambling Robot posted:

Run Joe, run!




Where my mind went. Thanks for referencing classic D-Movies, lady!

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

C.C.C.P. posted:

I know Hacker Joe talk is being discouraged right now, but I just have to point out how hilarious it is that we finally have a living, breathing example of the whole "conservative men hate gays but love lesbians because they think they're hot" thing.

Joe's posted all sorts of homophobic poo poo on TPC but he also likes to make animated gifs of girls kissing.

Don't forget that he is also bisexual and has posted advertisements looking for a MMF threesome, so really he's the classic case of a conservative who is into dudes but doubles down on homophobic bullshit to make it look like he is extra straight.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
A reminder, IRC meeting in uniform tonight. That is all.

dirtycajun
Aug 27, 2004

SUCKING DICKS AND SQUEEZING TITTIES
My uniform is blood and poo poo stained, is that okay?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

dirtycajun posted:

My uniform is blood and poo poo stained, is that okay?

Duty is doody

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Wet and ready posted:

Big Announcement at TPC:
Tim Jr. has been coding his heart out, working up TPCv2.0 Update (also known as FB 1.1). I especially like how they are going directly from Beta to 2.0. Oh wait – they are skipping 2.0 and going directly to the Update of 2.0.
Yes! This is beautiful. They're not even attempting to hide the fact that they have no regard for freedom of speech and want to put power in the hands of a privileged few (even going so far as to literally bribe people in order to get higher status). Everything they are doing just throws a giant lampshade over everything wrong with totalitarianism and hyper-capitalism and they're oblivious to how it makes them look. :godwin:

edit: Tom we're still waiting for you. Even your fearless leader sacked up and posted here.


edit 2: From some thread where that Ken Crow failure is fellating himself trying to convince people to stay on TPC while also talking about how important he is



:catstare: If that's true, I feel so bad for those poor messed-up children

Hazo fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Mar 21, 2013

ViggyNash
Oct 9, 2012

HackerJoeGuy posted:

I think it's funny because, by sheer coincidence of my username, I now have a real life evil doppelganger. He has a mustache and everything!

I am so jealous right now. So jealous.

You know, that could be a good gimmick account...

Hazo posted:



:catstare: If that's true, I feel so bad for those poor messed-up children

Oh god, those poor kids...

Seriously, these kids need legitimate help after living life in this kind of setting.

ViggyNash fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Mar 21, 2013

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

Hazo posted:



:catstare: If that's true, I feel so bad for those poor messed-up children




He's probably saying that to throw her off the scent of him furiously masturbating to poopdick porn when she's not around now.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Hazo posted:

Yes! This is beautiful. They're not even attempting to hide the fact that they have no regard for freedom of speech and want to put power in the hands of a privileged few (even going so far as to literally bribe people in order to get higher status). Everything they are doing just throws a giant lampshade over everything wrong with totalitarianism and hyper-capitalism and they're oblivious to how it makes them look. :godwin:

edit: Tom we're still waiting for you. Even your fearless leader sacked up and posted here.


edit 2: From some thread where that Ken Crow failure is fellating himself trying to convince people to stay on TPC while also talking about how important he is



:catstare: If that's true, I feel so bad for those poor messed-up children

I really like their view that Obama is some Dark Lord that needs to be pleased.

edit: Oh boy. Found a profile that's just hate speech and Nazi posts. Classy.

Gumball Gumption fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Mar 21, 2013

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Before it's inevitably censored by the mods with no consequence for the user:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Hazo posted:

Before it's inevitably censored by the mods with no consequence for the user:

You're doing a fine job Selaty! :thumbsup:

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
So apparently I'm too dumb for IRC.

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

Hazo posted:



:catstare: If that's true, I feel so bad for those poor messed-up children

I'm guessing her kids also give dynamite speeches before the Maryland State Assembly.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

HollisBrown posted:

So apparently I'm too dumb for IRC.

PM me, I'll help you out.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

C.C.C.P. posted:

You're old and also pretend to be your wife on the internet.

Hey "Tim Jr.", can you ask your "mom" why "she" paid a sizable license fee for use of the painting she has in her avatar just to use it on some dumb site no one cares about? "She" insists "she" did but we know better. ;)

By the way, I started loving with your site back in November/December and remember when there was only Tim Selaty. No Jr., No Sr., No Pink Tea Patriot. I, more than anyone else, know how absolutely full of poo poo you are about your "family" being involved. Why are you sockpuppeting the website that YOU YOURSELF own?

:master::iceburn:

While we're at it, can we get the inside info for why the site has a useless certificate?


Hey, throwing out the gimmick idea:

"Evil twin" version of [insert person here], replete with the evil goatee. Just choose some dazzling star of bigotry from the site, and counter posts with reasoned responses from the "evil twin", who's clearly evil because :tinfoil:LIEBURALS!:tinfoil:

I'm about to go on vacation, using the remains of my SOROSBUCKS to fund egregious amounts of hedonistic debauchery and truly Roman excess. Also it's all homosexual and atheistic, except for the scores of heterosexual illegal anchor babies I'll somehow propagate(As soon as I figure out how vaginas work SOROSCREW training works for EVERYTHING! I can now go forth and engage in GAY DEBAUCHERY and stay healthy and STD-free!)

Looking forward to all the progress that results while I'm out. This is a huge update from Timmy, it's going to be a poopsocking good time for everyone. Can someone pitch this all to Greenlight so I can get it through Steam? TIA!

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE





Guys it would be so great if we could quarantine liberals into designated areas. "Concentrate" them, if you will.

Also let's ignore the fact that blue states have better schools, better social services, less welfare recipients, and better quality of life.

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

Hazo posted:



Guys it would be so great if we could confine liberals into designated areas. "Concentrate" them, if you will.

Also let's ignore the fact that blue states have better schools, better social services, less welfare recipients, and better quality of life.

I'm from Wisconsin and it is far from liberal. Yeah, it has a long history of going blue in presidential elections, but in just about everything else it's as red as can be.

Wet and ready
Feb 12, 2013

Got your Back!
Trust Me.

tselatyjr posted:

:tipshat: A different game indeed.

Somebody's :10bux: well-spent.

edit: His avatar pic

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Hazo posted:



Guys it would be so great if we could quarantine liberals into designated areas. "Concentrate" them, if you will.

They already are:



States are gerrymandered to hell by Republicans, if you are looking for important economic areas look for the blue counties. Texas is a huge swath of red but the blue parts are where all the economic significance is, the rest is miles and miles and miles or red shitholes.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

Hazo posted:



Guys it would be so great if we could quarantine liberals into designated areas. "Concentrate" them, if you will.

Also let's ignore the fact that blue states have better schools, better social services, less welfare recipients, and better quality of life.

Pff who cares if CA and NY(C) are giant cultural centers and economic powerhouses let's just build a wall around them.


I dig my hole you build a wall
I dig my hole you build a wall

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

PhazonLink posted:

Pff who cares if CA and NY(C) are giant cultural centers and economic powerhouses let's just build a wall around them.


I dig my hole you build a wall
I dig my hole you build a wall


CA always gets attacked a liberal hellhole when in reality by itself contributes 13% to the total USA GNP.

looking.glass.eyes
May 21, 2007

“The eye sees a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination awake.” -Leonardo da Vinci

etalian posted:

CA always gets attacked a liberal hellhole when in reality by itself contributes 13% to the total USA GNP.

Math has a well known liberal bias.

Lochness_Hamster
Sep 27, 2007

Ken Crow posted:

Hang tough boys and girls. The new backend site is being coded now. Once this happens, the trolls will have precious little power anymore. This is costing a ton of money by the way.Any and all help is very appreciated. More staff is being trained and this train is leaving the station. I am headed to Alabama to give tax day speeches as is Jan Morgan. WE are on our way patriots. Hang tough and keep up the good fight!

what is it about The Teaparty and begging for money?

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


[/quote]

etalian posted:

CA always gets attacked a liberal hellhole when in reality by itself contributes 13% to the total USA GNP.

And as a Californian I would be absolutely happy to no longer be hindered by the rest of the United States. Let the TPC people live in their poo poo holes (let's see how well Alabama does without The Western States and the Eastern Seaboards money).

John Liver
May 4, 2009

Hazo posted:

Before it's inevitably censored by the mods with no consequence for the user:



Just wanna quote this again because I can't loving believe it.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

John Liver posted:

Just wanna quote this again because I can't loving believe it.
It's been reported to the FBI, right?

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



HEGEL SMOKE A J posted:

It's been reported to the FBI, right?
There's no option to report it on the page (the three percenter nutcases at https://www.teapartycommunity.com/photo/307138/obama/userid_41625/). Good job Tim!

edit: Oh you said FBI. No I haven't yet, somebody should.

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?
The FBI probably has an entire SA/TPC task force set up at this point from all the times we've had to report things.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

McCloud24 posted:

The FBI probably has an entire SA/TPC task force set up at this point from all the times we've had to report things.

Did someone in IRC start a database of all the reports we have sent thus far?

gatesealer
Apr 9, 2011

I'd be careful spending too much time on here Tim. Don't what to catch the LIEberal disease.

I am saddened a bit that he seems to have spent more money on this site than I have. I feel bad about this.

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


[/quote]

HEGEL SMOKE A J posted:

It's been reported to the FBI, right?

Secret service handles those. The FBI handles terrorist threats, threats against other government officials, and personal Internet death threats.

ZombieLenin fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Mar 21, 2013

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Hazo posted:



Guys it would be so great if we could quarantine liberals into designated areas. "Concentrate" them, if you will.

Also let's ignore the fact that blue states have better schools, better social services, less welfare recipients, and better quality of life.

Oh poo poo, I get to move to either the east or west coast for free? Please do this, Tea Partiers.

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

gatesealer posted:

I am saddened a bit that he seems to have spent more money on this site than I have. I feel bad about this.

Whatever happened to the Tea Party being fiscally responsible?

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

ungulateman posted:

Whatever happened to the Tea Party being fiscally responsible?

Well, TPC is just another way to make money in Tim's eyes. I'm sure he's more than happy to use us as a reason to ask for more donations. He's saying so. " This is costing a ton of money by the way.." is simply trying to scare more donations and money from the TPC members. That money goes straight in his pocket.

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