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luncheon meat posted:I think I got a spam email from the CREWCUT people.. Reminds me of a video for a scam console thing that let you "program any kind of game" using a bunch of crappy templates. Wish I remembered the name.
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Uncle Jam posted:If I was a developing for OUYA and won the contest, I would want OUYA to pay me and then promote my game, not pay for a documentary and promote the loving documentary. The point is not to reward specific devs for making successful OUYA games, it's to show other devs that the OUYA is a good platform to make games for. The documentary thing is probably one of the better ideas the OUYA team has come up with. luncheon meat posted:I think I got a spam email from the CREWCUT people.. One weird trick, those mobile app fatcats don't want you to know. Peepers fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Mar 23, 2013 |
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Waffleman_ posted:Remember when video games were HARD? Well, my new game for the HOOVER is going to be literally impossible. Also it is going to have pixel art and Super Meat Boy. I'll call it I Would Really Appreciate It If I Were The Dude. Please look forward to my fangame, I Would Really Appreciate It If I Were The Dude Gaiden, due next week (after sixteen hours of development) for the CADBURY CREME EGG.
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Beef Assistant posted:Reminds me of a video for a scam console thing that let you "program any kind of game" using a bunch of crappy templates. Wish I remembered the name. That would be for the similarly named OTON.
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kirbysuperstar posted:Please look forward to my fangame, I Would Really Appreciate It If I Were The Dude Gaiden, due next week (after sixteen hours of development) for the CADBURY CREME EGG. Does your dude have a visor? I hear visors are the new thing in gaming machines that are open.
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Beef Assistant posted:Reminds me of a video for a scam console thing that let you "program any kind of game" using a bunch of crappy templates. Wish I remembered the name. You're thinking of the WONTON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4Nf9nMW8rA&list=FL9DMI9lDJmO50ZPajZBTQiw&index=50 check out that amazing door handle technology
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Rad Valtar posted:Does your dude have a visor? I hear visors are the new thing in gaming machines that are open. Visors will be paid DLC. Please look forward to it. Also I just won the IGF Grand Award, suck my dick.
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kirbysuperstar posted:Visors will be paid DLC. Please look forward to it. Also I just won the IGF Grand Award, suck my dick. Well, I won the award for Best Looks Like A Cartoon.
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Mar 23, 2013 03:43
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Official Visorman cover art.
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GUI posted:Official Visorman cover art.
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Elysiume posted:Excludes online multiplayer! The exclamation point is there to confuse you and make you think it's a feature. Looking at the boxart, it may well be intended as a feature. N64 didn't have multiplayer, so Visorman shouldn't either!
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OK, seriously, is Visorman a loving joke? The first time it was posted I thought the guy who posted it was making up what he imagined the stupidest and worst OUYA game would be.
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Is it wrong that I can't tell if that's really the art from the dev or made by you as a joke? In case it's real, I can't believe he used the original prototype render for the controller when they've already shown what the final design looks like.
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If the dev's twitter is to be believed then yes, it's real. Edit: quote:In case it's real, I can't believe he used the original prototype render for the controller when they've already shown what the final design looks like. It's legit and he posted it on Twitter. Here's the original OUYA page for Visorman. Article about it on Indie Game Mag. GUI fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Mar 23, 2013 |
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GUI posted:If the dev's twitter is to be believed then yes, it's real. Hooooo boy. I was going to congratulate you on such a fine mockery, but.. well.. dang.
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GUI posted:If the dev's twitter is to be believed then yes, it's real. Looking at that twitter it sure is funny how he has 31,649 followers. Yet almost all of his tweets have no favorites or retweets, it's almost as if they're not genuine followers, but instead, a bunch of bots he purchased to follow him. http://www.indiegamemag.com/old-school-fps-homage-visorman-heading-to-ouya/ posted:Visorman himself is very much designed in the mould of a 90s hero, as he is a Bond-esque superspy who wears a black visor over his eyes, the very antithesis of the gritty heroes we see today. Oh, a hero who wears a visor? Well, gently caress me, I've never seen anyone in Call Of Duty with a visor. OUYA purchased. Hat Thoughts fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Mar 23, 2013 |
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GUI posted:Official Visorman cover art. Are you serious. Are you loving serious. Hat Thoughts posted:Looking at that twitter it sure is funny how he has 31,649 followers. Yet almost all of his tweets have no favorites or retweets, it's almost as if they're not genuine followers, but instead, a bunch of bots he purchased to follow him. If this whole thing was any sadder, I'd be hearing violins out of thin air right now.
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GUI posted:Official Visorman cover art. Holy poo poo. It's definitely trying hard for the Goldeneye cover look. y_3 fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Mar 23, 2013 |
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As far as I'm concerned, if they didn't make the hand holding his gun look like some freakish extension of his mouth, they failed at replicating the Goldeneye box.
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GUI posted:Official Visorman cover art. Are we sure this isn't intentionally supposed to be a Goldeneye spoof? It looks like something I'd cook up in 5 minutes in Photoshop if I was trying to make an intentionally terrible ripoff of the Goldeneye box. I mean admittedly it's not funny but is the dude really lacking that much self-awareness?
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bucketmouse posted:Are we sure this isn't intentionally supposed to be a Goldeneye spoof? It looks like something I'd cook up in 5 minutes in Photoshop if I was trying to make an intentionally terrible ripoff of the Goldeneye box.
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bucketmouse posted:I mean admittedly it's not funny but is the dude really lacking that much self-awareness? I can believe that he thinks he's going to reel in the nostalgia crowd by doing it. Scratch that, I want to believe it so hard, because it's hilarious.
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KamikazeJim posted:That would be for the similarly named OTON. Liquid Penguins posted:You're thinking of the WONTON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4Nf9nMW8rA&list=FL9DMI9lDJmO50ZPajZBTQiw&index=50 Hell yeah! This thing owns.
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Reading all the poo poo about Visorman, all the selling points are things that the game doesn't have. NO IRONSIGHTS! NO TWO STICK CONTROL! NO ONLINE MUTLIPLAYER! It's almost as if the game doesn't have anything appealing so the guys marketing it are talking about the things it doesn't have and then acting like those things are unappealing.
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Reading all the poo poo about Visorman, all the selling points are things that the game doesn't have. NO IRONSIGHTS! NO TWO STICK CONTROL! NO ONLINE MUTLIPLAYER! It's almost as if the game doesn't have anything appealing so the guys marketing it are talking about the things it doesn't have and then acting like those things are unappealing. Disciples of the School of Uhrman.
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Excludes Online multiplayer being on the box is making me laugh way too loving hard, holy poo poo.
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Reading all the poo poo about Visorman, all the selling points are things that the game doesn't have. NO IRONSIGHTS! NO TWO STICK CONTROL! NO ONLINE MUTLIPLAYER! It's almost as if the game doesn't have anything appealing so the guys marketing it are talking about the things it doesn't have and then acting like those things are unappealing. gently caress you we
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GUI posted:Official Visorman cover art. I will be genuinely surprised if there are ever four people in the same room at the same time that want to play an Ouya game.
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raditts posted:I will be genuinely surprised if there are ever four people in the same room at the same time that want to play an Ouya game. The odds go down when you change the word "an" to the word "this".
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Dewgy posted:The odds go down when you change the word "an" to the word "this". I think the odds of any four people wanting to play an ouya together are so small that the difference is negligible. JazzFlight posted:In case it's real, I can't believe he used the original prototype render for the controller when they've already shown what the final design looks like. Can't you? Is it really that hard to believe that someone who wants to be an Ouya developer is that delusional?
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raditts posted:Is it really that hard to believe that someone who wants to be an Ouya developer Yes 
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GUI posted:Official Visorman cover art. Oh poo poo I would totally pay 45 cents for that game. I hope its coming to the PSN.
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Visorman, Visorman, does whatever a Visor can. Cover art, just one layer, Excludes online multiplayer. Look out! Here comes the Visorman.
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So the people who have never made a game before are not finishing up their AAAA+ exclusive titles for the ouya? they probably just need to put a little more polish on them.
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I'm pretty sure Visorman was whatever dumb superhero he made up to play as when he was a kid and he's just never been able to come up with a better name.
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illiniguy01 posted:So the people who have never made a game before are not finishing up their AAAA+ exclusive titles for the ouya? they probably just need to put a little more polish on them. Look, they just need to tighten up the graphics on level 3. Then the REVOLUTION can begin.
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There was a time where I wondered if developers would take on the retro aesthetic with early 3D games in a similar way to how many developers do faux 8 and 16bit, but surprise! It turns out to be the worst thing ever.
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01011001 posted:Look, they just need to tighten up the graphics on level 3. Then the REVOLUTION can begin.
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