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Apr 29, 2013 04:40
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 It's healthy because there's fruit. 
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Apr 29, 2013 05:22
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akirajim posted:
Fruit pizza is delicious. It certainly would be healthier to eat the fruit alone, but if fruit pizza is wrong I don't want to be right.
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Apr 29, 2013 05:37
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It may not be healthy but don't ever dis fruit pizzas.
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Ragequit posted:Fruit pizza is delicious. It certainly would be healthier to eat the fruit alone, but if fruit pizza is wrong I don't want to be right. Oh, no doubt, but its being posted under a page called "45 Minute Skinny" makes me think it's being suggested in this instance for adult children who can't eat fruit or vegetables unless they are literally made into a cookie.
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akirajim posted:
Fruit pizza is loving amazing. Having it on a '45 minute skinny' facebook page is a little strange though I guess.
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Apr 29, 2013 05:41
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 This actually made me angry. It doesn't even mean anything. It's just lovely meme + lovely meme.
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Rollersnake posted:
Family Guy may have made it into a lovely meme, but the actual song is fantastic. 
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Apr 29, 2013 06:00
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This looks more like a particularly good troll to me. Props to him for inciting what could only have been a massive shitstorm.
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:Family Guy may have made it into a lovely meme, but the actual song is fantastic. Too late. Surfin' Bird is now that Family Guy song as much as Miserlou is that Pulp Fiction song.
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Apr 29, 2013 09:11
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Rollersnake posted:
Dude. Keep calm and YOLO.
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Apr 29, 2013 09:18
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Rollersnake posted:
Plus, its shared from a page called "Ladies, hold your orgasms"... because, you know, nothing gets me going more than lovely memes!
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Silly Hippie posted:Hashtags are just a way of briefly communicating what a post is about. Or cleverly adding a note, even satirically commenting on your own post (i.e. "Mom didn't buy me ice cream, #firstworldproblems"). Its easy to understand, its just very annoying #annoying
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Apr 29, 2013 10:19
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It's the modern-day equivalent of porn files on p2p networks with keywords shoved into the filename. hot_asian_lesbians________________________girls_porno_sex_xxx_chicks_boobs_pussy_.mpeg
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Apr 29, 2013 11:35
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Actual Advice Mallard meme. Contains useful information and some MRA poo poo. What's really sad is the "i dont understand WIMMENZ!!!" one got the most likes for that particular meme, while the actual advices have less than half of the MRA macro. That said, however, I think I found an advice animal that actually lives up to its name (in general).
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 This one was pretty surprising to me. I worked in a peer theater group promoting feminism and other social justice oriented stuff with this girl, so I'm surprised she's posting a "Nice Guy" thing.  This one, on the other hand, is not surprising at all and comes from a total "Nice Guy" super atheist whatever dude. I know it's a pretty small thumbnail, so here's the larger image:  Racist to some degree 
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The Dudesons are just a Finnish Jackass knockoff, don't worry.
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Someone on my friends list just liked this. Here is the video in the post by the way. For those who don't watch videos, its footage of some guy sneaking up behind a kissing couple and duct taping their heads together. Awesome? 
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Oh, I didn't really think so.  As recompense, I finally got around to finding my born-again-catholic cousin's Facebook page.    (Didn't sensor because it's a public page) 
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Was just minding my own business, giving a buddy out in Oklahoma some nutritional advice (I live in LA, myself). Everything started off innocuously, but I ended up upsetting some douchebag I've never even met, basically by saying that fast food is bad for you. He actually went through the effort of calling me a pussy on messenger for about 5 straight minutes. Asked me what I do (since I'm so smart and know big words and poo poo), called me a no-job-havin' hippie since I'm an engineering student (and then couldn't understand the concept that I have a job AND go to school, calling me a liar), typical playground bully personality. I should have taken screenshots, because the pure speed and ferocity of his bipolar rambling was really loving funny; unfortunately I was on my phone, marked it as spam since I was tired of it beeping every 10 seconds, and now I can't pull it up anymore. I decided to let the trolling commence, since he was obviously so emotionally invested in letting me know that I'm just some "California queer" and not a big corn-fed tough guy like him (if I'm gay then why was he talking about loving my girlfriend? I don't know). Towards the end he began liking all his own comments, which just absolutely killed me. It's a little hard to see in the thumbnail but his profile pic is a bunch of Spartans from 300. I like to think that somewhere in rural Oklahoma, there was a guy sitting at his computer, cosplaying as Leonidas, throatily roaring at the monitor like Gerard Butler yells at Persians. pt. 1    pt.2    Now I'm trying to think of what sort of mental disorder would cause a man to rage on someone he doesn't even know, over something that wasn't even directed at him, literally message me his phone number and challenge me to fight him, send me death threats, call me a bunch of homophobic and racist names, and keep it up at a constant pace for eight hours. I probably should have written the number down before I deleted his thread, I could have had a lot of fun with that. Oh well, I really needed the laughs and the distraction, this has been a lovely week overall. So thanks for brightening my day, Robert in Oklahoma 
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 I've been getting a deluge of facist drivel pouring out of my feed recently, probably due to the upcoming local elections. Usually just the dull but still reprehensible racist/sexist/homophobic speel that leads to the dumb poo poo being purged from my friends list But as soon as this particular nugget of sheer ignorance popped in existence I just had to share it.
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I was going to make a joke about retailers refusing to accept spoiled currency, but that's only a 1 dollar bill. 
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 Oh no you guys, you'd better tell all your kids that the weird people on Facebook are coming for you! After all, it was on  FOX NEWS. Come on, you heartless bastards, it only takes one minute to re post, and it would take far too long to look anything up on the subject.B.E.W.A.R.E
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OmniDesol posted:
 where a completely innocent guy suddenly found his name linked with a hoax post about an internet predator. It's scary how easy it can be to completely destroy someone's reputation, by deliberately manipulating a campaign like this.
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Kuroyama posted:
I had to read that three times slowly to truly gather what he was saying. Readable translation is: "I'm not against homosexuality, however it bothers me to know that you can come out and everyone has to accept it. It's like, if that's cool, then we shouldn't have gender bathrooms or showers... I know people will say "Well men will attack women", but truth be known, men get attacked too, it just isn't reported." And I still don't get what the gently caress he's rambling about.
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Experto Crede posted:I had to read that three times slowly to truly gather what he was saying. Someone, somewhere, is giving attention to a person who isn't a straight white male and it's pissing him the gently caress off.
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Experto Crede posted:I had to read that three times slowly to truly gather what he was saying. It's a known fact that all gay men have zero control over their penises, and their cocks are like a heat seeking missiles which get instantly erect and cruise into the nearest straight man's anus within a radius of 30 metres.
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He's afraid of gay dudes raping him in the bathroom. I'm sure it makes sense in his mind.
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All right I have this weaboo of a friend who whines on Facebook everyday and posts teenage angsty things about his mother. He also wears a fedora around when he's out of his house, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE SIGNS! And when he posts, he tends to spam my page, and once I got like 6 of his updates IN A ROW, without anyone else's updates in between those six. Here are his latest samples:  He posts brony stuff, too. There is also apparently this "whorepages" thing that he rails against every time. It's really annoying. But at least occasionally he does call out terrible people doing terrible things. Like, for example, the recent gross video that's going around the net about some beheading. I mean, that's good, right? Right?   He also shared a picture of the post containing the video in his next status update, but not sharing the actual post itself, but I'll just not share that here. Although, on the bright side, he doesn't seem to be walking weaboo-speak much anymore, ever since he stopped talking with his equally-weaboo-of-a-girlfriend (maybe they broke up???). Robert Red Rocket has a new favorite as of 12:58 on Apr 30, 2013 |
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Justin Time! posted:All right I have this weaboo of a friend who whines on Facebook everyday and posts teenage angsty things about his mother. He also wears a fedora around when he's out of his house, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE SIGNS! What is a likewhore? I have no idea what he's talking about.
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frenchnewwave posted:What is a likewhore? I have no idea what he's talking about. I'm assuming the tons of pages from which most shares in this thread can be found. Pages that post inane updates or whatever just to attract likes (that can later be sold for $$$).
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