Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

kangal posted:

But I'm not done vomiting!

What comes out one end we feed the other!

# ? Apr 30, 2013 04:08

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# ? May 14, 2024 23:06

ultramiraculous: Nov 12, 2003; "No..."; Grimey Drawer

kangal posted:

But I'm not done vomiting!

Kangal's not bringin the smokes!

# ? Apr 30, 2013 04:50

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

What comes out one end we feed the other!

Oohoo, you don't want that!

# ? Apr 30, 2013 04:51

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

ultramiraculous posted:

Kangal's not bringin the smokes!

Friend, if you smoke this the Pope himself will ask to be seated far away from you!

# ? Apr 30, 2013 19:50

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Uh, I'll just take the burglary tools.

# ? May 1, 2013 03:37

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

Friend, if you smoke this the Pope himself will ask to be seated far away from you!

Yes, I used to smoke abooout four feet of rope a day.

# ? May 1, 2013 03:43

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

What comes out one end we feed the other!

Also Indian food.

# ? May 1, 2013 05:12

lets go swimming: Sep 6, 2012; EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

LooseChanj posted:

Uh, I'll just take the burglary tools.

So... what time do you close tonight?

# ? May 1, 2013 17:16

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Root Bear posted:

Also Indian food.

Oh my various gods!

# ? May 1, 2013 23:08

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

Sanguinia posted:

Oh my various gods!

Eeew, he sneezed in it!

# ? May 2, 2013 04:46

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Sanguinia posted:

Oh my various gods!

OH. YOUR. GOD.

# ? May 2, 2013 23:39

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Mister Kingdom posted:

OH. YOUR. GOD.

Yes. You were doing well until everybody died.

# ? May 2, 2013 23:55

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

GOD DEMANDS BOOZE

# ? May 2, 2013 23:59

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Make it a double!

# ? May 3, 2013 00:02

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

LooseChanj posted:

GOD DEMANDS BOOZE

You can't just have your post announce how you feel!

That makes me feel angry!

# ? May 3, 2013 00:10

uwaeve: Oct 21, 2010; focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened; Lipstick Apathy

Coleman posted:

You can't just have your post announce how you feel!

That makes me feel angry!

I'm literally angry with rage!

# ? May 3, 2013 02:58

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

LooseChanj posted:

I'm gonna go make my own tv show! With blackjack! And Hookers! Aw, forget the whole thing.

And if MY calculations are correct, we're all going to be canceled horribly!

A-ha-ha!
.
.
.
.
Ha...?

:smith:

# ? May 3, 2013 04:25

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

DrBouvenstein posted:

And if MY calculations are correct, we're all going to be canceled horribly!

A-ha-ha!
.
.
.
.
Ha...?

As a robot, I don't experience emotions, and sometimes that makes me very sad!

# ? May 3, 2013 04:46

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

LooseChanj posted:

GOD DEMANDS BOOZE

Take a barf, drunkie! :mad:

# ? May 3, 2013 06:24

cbubbles: Mar 15, 2007; I'm soooo into you

Root Bear posted:

Take a barf, drunkie!

SHUTUP AMY!

# ? May 3, 2013 07:15

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

cbubbles posted:

SHUTUP AMY!

Is this angry yelling or broken hearing aid yelling?

# ? May 3, 2013 10:34

lets go swimming: Sep 6, 2012; EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

TravBot posted:

Is this angry yelling or broken hearing aid yelling?

WHAT?

# ? May 3, 2013 13:09

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

TravBot posted:

Is this angry yelling or broken hearing aid yelling?

Give me back my floppy face!

# ? May 3, 2013 16:35

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Serella posted:

Give me back my floppy face!

Awww, now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultra porn!

# ? May 3, 2013 18:53

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TravBot posted:

Awww, now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultra porn!

Perhaps you could help me with my sexual inhibitions?

# ? May 3, 2013 19:05

Chibs: Jun 28, 2004; bring it back

Wit' gusto.

# ? May 3, 2013 19:33

Time Cowboy: Nov 4, 2007; But Tarzan... The strangest thing has happened! I'm as bare... as the day I was born!

Sanguinia posted:

Perhaps you could help me with my sexual inhibitions?

You really don't cook enough roasts, Sanguinia.

# ? May 3, 2013 22:46

cbubbles: Mar 15, 2007; I'm soooo into you

Time Cowboy posted:

You really don't cook enough roasts, Sanguinia.

I sure did the nasty in the past-y.

# ? May 3, 2013 22:49

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

cbubbles posted:

I sure did the nasty in the past-y.

A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-Grandpa...

# ? May 3, 2013 23:00

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Sanguinia posted:

A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-Grandpa...

What tastes like blue?

# ? May 3, 2013 23:18

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

What tastes like blue?

Which crazy thing are you guys screaming about?

# ? May 3, 2013 23:25

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Coleman posted:

Which crazy thing are you guys screaming about?

First one, then th'other.

# ? May 4, 2013 06:15

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Coleman posted:

Which crazy thing are you guys screaming about?

FREEDOM, FREEDOM, FREEDOM, OI!

FREEDOM, FREEDOM, FREEDOM, OI!

:dance:

# ? May 4, 2013 15:43

M as in Mancy: Apr 21, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Single Female Poster, Havin' lots of sex!

# ? May 4, 2013 16:12

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Daionus the 23rd posted:

Single Female Poster, Havin' lots of sex!

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome! :argh:

# ? May 4, 2013 16:34

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Serella posted:

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome!

Ho ho ho! Everyone's dead!

# ? May 4, 2013 22:00

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

# ? May 4, 2013 22:14

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Shouldn't there be a middle one that says "2007 - 2009"?

# ? May 4, 2013 22:16

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

DrBouvenstein posted:

Shouldn't there be a middle one that says "2007 - 2009"?

Yeah, but I guess Adult Swim didn't consider the movies.

# ? May 4, 2013 22:21

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# ? May 14, 2024 23:06

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Mister Kingdom posted:

The flame that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. Mmmmyup.

# ? May 4, 2013 22:21

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