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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Memento1979 posted:

Thanks, I was feeling quite discombobulated.

In other news, Summer has started across Europe and the Irish are confused as to what's going on.



We aren't used to seeing it :negative:

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I always thought the sun looked white.

Does that make me racist? :ohdear:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Picnic Princess posted:

I always thought the sun looked white.

Does that make me racist? :ohdear:

Please check your sun privilege.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Odin Quincannon's Asian love slave.

Lucha Luch
Feb 25, 2007

Mr. Squeakers coming off the top rope!

Memento1979 posted:

Thanks, I was feeling quite discombobulated.

In other news, Summer has started across Europe and the Irish are confused as to what's going on.



False alarm, everybody! It's raining again :smithicide:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Samizdata posted:

Odin Quincannon's Asian love slave.

:golfclap:

I should dig my comics box out of the shed and read that again.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Memento1979 posted:

:golfclap:

I should dig my comics box out of the shed and read that again.

Yes, you really should.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Dandy Shrew posted:

False alarm, everybody! It's raining again :smithicide:

At least you don't have to constantly water your lawn.

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

Oh, it's true. You are Brock Landers!
Salad Prong

Creepy Goat
Sep 19, 2010
So this happened down the street from me. Best Man Sean :argh:


the guy chained to the pole then went into a diabetic hypo and ambulances were called whilst he was still chained naked to a pole and he was rushed to hospital

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Creepy Goat posted:

So this happened down the street from me. Best Man Sean :argh:


the guy chained to the pole then went into a diabetic hypo and ambulances were called whilst he was still chained naked to a pole and he was rushed to hospital

This is more disturbing than funny, if you ask me. But maybe I'm a big baby who shouldn't be on the internet.

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Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

Creepy Goat posted:

So this happened down the street from me. Best Man Sean :argh:


the guy chained to the pole then went into a diabetic hypo and ambulances were called whilst he was still chained naked to a pole and he was rushed to hospital

Anxiously awaiting this story from an EMS worker in the EMS stories megathread.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Finally my dream of naked mole rat cosplay is a reality.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

I always thought the sun looked white.

Does that make me racist? :ohdear:

It does, but when you hear it try to say the letter L it's a dead giveaway.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Not the strangest bodybuilding competitor i've seen.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

Say Nothing posted:

Not the strangest bodybuilding competitor i've seen.


Well at least he's not in blackface right?

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Say Nothing posted:

Not the strangest bodybuilding competitor i've seen.


I immediately recognized what was going on, but didn't start laughing until I really thought about it, and what was possibly going through that guy's mind. Did he pick up that bronzer at Home Depot?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

particle409 posted:

I immediately recognized what was going on, but didn't start laughing until I really thought about it, and what was possibly going through that guy's mind. Did he pick up that bronzer at Home Depot?

Judging by how smug he looks and how awkward the other guys look I'd say he did it deliberately. He's not unfit but I don't think his body is anywhere near competition standard so I guess he's just there as a joke.

Speaking of bodybuilders looking happy with themselves ....


Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Judging by how smug he looks and how awkward the other guys look I'd say he did it deliberately. He's not unfit but I don't think his body is anywhere near competition standard so I guess he's just there as a joke.

Speaking of bodybuilders looking happy with themselves ....




Ugh, her bathing suit is a travesty.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

JebanyPedal posted:

Ugh, her bathing suit is a travesty.

That's high fashion! It's from the Seuss Summer Collection.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Forget the bathing suit, his head is collapsing into a singularity.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Memento1979 posted:

Thanks, I was feeling quite discombobulated.

In other news, Summer has started across Europe and the Irish are confused as to what's going on.



Oh Irish people. Such a bunch of jokers.

cyfad
Sep 29, 2009

Welcome to the human race.


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Creepy Goat posted:

So this happened down the street from me. Best Man Sean :argh:


the guy chained to the pole then went into a diabetic hypo and ambulances were called whilst he was still chained naked to a pole and he was rushed to hospital

A similar thing happened to a friend of a friend in Prague. The rest of the stag party went to a bar and left him outside, chained up naked to a lamp post, he was then raped by a hobo... the wedding was cancelled.

Alfredo Pangea
Aug 20, 2007


In Pangea, first you get the head, Then you get the money.

Creepy Goat posted:

So this happened down the street from me. Best Man Sean :argh:


the guy chained to the pole then went into a diabetic hypo and ambulances were called whilst he was still chained naked to a pole and he was rushed to hospital

Is that Faneuil Hall? And why?

Creepy Goat
Sep 19, 2010
Nope, it's in Engerland outside a bank in a busy central high street. Also I think they poured beer on him then pelted him with flour?


Best Man Sean's wife (bff with the chained up dudes fiancee) is no longer speaking to him according to facebook and he keeps posting love memes trying to get her back

beato posted:

A similar thing happened to a friend of a friend in Prague. The rest of the stag party went to a bar and left him outside, chained up naked to a lamp post, he was then raped by a hobo... the wedding was cancelled.

:stare: I was thinking of going to Prague for my birthday WELP

forkbucket
Mar 9, 2008

Magnets are my only weakness.

Creepy Goat posted:

:stare: I was thinking of going to Prague for my birthday WELP

Tips for having a pleasant time in Prague:
* Don't get chained naked to a pole
* Don't travel with assholes
* Drink lots of delicious beer
* Sight-see during weekdays

RentCavalier
Jul 10, 2008

by T. Finninho

beato posted:

A similar thing happened to a friend of a friend in Prague. The rest of the stag party went to a bar and left him outside, chained up naked to a lamp post, he was then raped by a hobo... the wedding was cancelled.

I'm really hoping that this is more joke than anything else. Leaving somebody chained up outside is pretty hosed up, especially for his god damned stag party.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Judging by how smug he looks and how awkward the other guys look I'd say he did it deliberately. He's not unfit but I don't think his body is anywhere near competition standard so I guess he's just there as a joke.

Speaking of bodybuilders looking happy with themselves ....




Mmm, scope that Arnie batch!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Creepy Goat posted:

Nope, it's in Engerland outside a bank in a busy central high street. Also I think they poured beer on him then pelted him with flour?
Have you ever heard of antiquing?

Creepy Goat
Sep 19, 2010
Yeah, I just like how they had the foresight to use beer as an adhesive so they could then draw his love for penis in symbols in the now sticky flour.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007


If anyone is interested this is actually done by performance artist Zhang Huan. Google him for more meat suit related quackery and neat artsy stuffs.

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Stiggs
Apr 25, 2008


Miles and miles of friends!



WW2 sexual health warning posters!

From here.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Stiggs posted:



WW2 sexual health warning posters!

From here.

I love the center-left guy who is just so loving stoked to have syphilis. :buddy:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Goddamn, this guy's glum face is hilarious for the message. "Sorry I had sex during wartime :smith:"

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tea Party Crasher posted:

This is more disturbing than funny, if you ask me. But maybe I'm a big baby who shouldn't be on the internet.

In the history of man kind there have never been any stag night hi-jinx perpetrated that would seem even the slightest bit funny to an outsider.

bettsta
Jul 21, 2008

Does he regret...not contracting VD? "I should've gotten syphilis while it was still cool. Now I'll never be hip."

Cool Ghost
Apr 13, 2012

MORE YOU SWEAT、
LESS YOU BLEED。
MORE YOU WEEP、
LESS GAME OVERS。
...OVER

bettsta posted:

Does he regret...not contracting VD? "I should've gotten syphilis while it was still cool. Now I'll never be hip."

He probably regrets being in the war, because that's generally considered as not a super fun time for anybody and it can totally bum you out to kill people and watch your friends die or whatever.

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Excuse me, but drugs and alcohol make for good regret medicine.

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