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ThatPazuzu posted:Does anyone have those pictures of the bigger woman "just being casual" while posing with a rock? I loved those pictures so much and want to see them again. Here you go: http://lolquemx.wordpress.com/2012/01/09/im-not-modeling-just-casually-listening-to-selena-gomez/
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Djeser posted:And look at these diagrams! Ladies, try not to get too titillated by the secrets of male sexuality and ~seduction~. The toilet cubicles are just sitting there in the coffee shop? Classy.
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Jun 5, 2013 19:56
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Stoatbringer posted:The toilet cubicles are just sitting there in the coffee shop? Classy. You'll also notice there's no serving counter or kitchen. It`s like they`ve never been outside.
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Jun 5, 2013 19:59
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FrozenVent posted:You'll also notice there's no serving counter or kitchen. Then again, the much needed location of the trash bin is visible for all your PUA needs.
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Jun 5, 2013 20:01
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Magnus Manfist posted:I assume you ask if she's half-German because it's something vaguely quirky she probably doesn't hear much, and she's all "haha that's so weird, why would you think that" and you say "oh you look vaguely Germanic/I can't place your accent, where are you from/I was in Germany recently and a lot of them had their hair like that/whatever". 
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Jun 5, 2013 20:03
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Friends Are Evil posted:How to flirt with women at the grocery store. The best part of this video is at the 1 minute mark when the camera pans out and he's standing beside the incontinence pads section of the aisle.
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Jun 5, 2013 20:04
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Bolivar posted:Then again, the much needed location of the trash bin is visible for all your PUA needs. That's so that the PUA knows where to stand.
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Yargh posted:Is that what's going on? Because I read it as "Wait for a girl to ask [about] you [one of these] personal question[s]" and I was hung up on "Wait do women go around asking douchebags in Dating Simland if they're half-German?" No, the 'Galnuc' poo poo is what you're supposed to do to women as a way of awkwardly transitioning into asking to go out with them, because that is the end goal in all conversations with women for PUAs. I guessed the G might be genealogy, because asking if they're German seems particularly awkward. (But maybe it's, as other people have suggested, deliberately disarming.) So that's Germany/Genealogy, Age, (where do you) Live, Age, Name, Usually (hang out), Close. The other amusing thing is that the parts that aren't trying to make dating into MMO raid bosses are often your basic How To Win Friends and Influence People tips. Like his 'elderly openers' are just starting a conversation with something that the other person can respond to, he mentioned eye contact as important, and the non-creepy part of Galnuc is just asking a person about themselves because people enjoy talking about themselves. The problem is just that it doesn't stop at that and plows straight on to planning out a conversation in your mind with the sole purpose of leading the topic toward you getting this girl's number.
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Leelee posted:Here you go: http://lolquemx.wordpress.com/2012/01/09/im-not-modeling-just-casually-listening-to-selena-gomez/ It's all well and awkward until "I heard the voice of god in my head so I grabbed a rock in a fashionista way" From there you can tell she's full on crazy.  Edit: Actually no, that and posing seductively next to grandpa's headstone are tied for crazy. Draven has a new favorite as of 20:48 on Jun 5, 2013 |
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Jun 5, 2013 20:45
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Smelly posted:It's all well and awkward until "I heard the voice of god in my head so I grabbed a rock in a fashionista way" It's a joke.
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Jun 5, 2013 20:50
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Considering what thread we're in you'll have to excuse me that I didn't recognize it as a joke.
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Jun 5, 2013 20:54
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LingcodKilla posted:A lot of 80s army vets I work with swear by them being much lustier than the average American lady but they are generally full of poo poo about everything else so who knows, I suspect their knowledge of German women probably comes largely from the output of the German porn industry in the 80s.
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Jun 5, 2013 21:12
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FrozenVent posted:You'll also notice there's no serving counter or kitchen. You'll also notice the stairs seeming lead no where: having no escape seems to be the best plans for PUAs.
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Jun 5, 2013 21:14
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Hummingbirds posted:It's a joke. Suuuuuuuuuuuuure it is.
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Jun 5, 2013 21:22
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Djeser posted:No, the 'Galnuc' poo poo is what you're supposed to do to women as a way of awkwardly transitioning into asking to go out with them, because that is the end goal in all conversations with women for PUAs. I guessed the G might be genealogy, because asking if they're German seems particularly awkward. (But maybe it's, as other people have suggested, deliberately disarming.) So that's Germany/Genealogy, Age, (where do you) Live, Age, Name, Usually (hang out), Close.
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Terminal Entropy posted:You'll also notice the stairs seeming lead no where: having no escape seems to be the best plans for PUAs. Helps to prevent Last Minute Resistance™
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Jun 5, 2013 22:29
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Hummingbirds posted:It's a joke. It's one of those wonderful things that, joke or not, is still hilarious.
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Jun 5, 2013 22:32
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Bean posted:Why the hell do you ask if she's half German? Because German girls are hot as poo poo, it's a compliment I suppose 
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Jun 5, 2013 22:37
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LingcodKilla posted:A lot of 80s army vets I work with swear by them being much lustier than the average American lady but they are generally full of poo poo about everything else so who knows, Btw, American troops thinking they invented camp-followers? That's pretty precious 
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Jun 5, 2013 22:47
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Leelee posted:Here you go: http://lolquemx.wordpress.com/2012/01/09/im-not-modeling-just-casually-listening-to-selena-gomez/ Thank you so much. Huh. I remembered her being a hundred pounds heavier. Guess I got brain problems.
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Since we were talking about PUA and things like that, here's a very attractive British man giving some of the best "chat up" lines. ^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXhJC_Ko7hA&feature=player_embedded#! He actually looks like poo poo
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Jun 5, 2013 23:05
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I love that "What's your name" comes so late in the uh... play.
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Tea Bone posted:I love that "What's your name" comes so late in the uh... play. Well you have to work the question in there somehow, because if you don't know her name you won't be able to write a detailed blog post about what a huge whore she is when she decides not to have sex with you. LingcodKilla posted:A lot of 80s army vets I work with swear by them being much lustier than the average American lady but they are generally full of poo poo about everything else so who knows,  Historical detail: Until reunification, it was nearly impossible to get bananas in East Germany, leading to a running joke about dumb 'Ossis' having no clue what they were.
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-Atom- posted:Maybe he picked that costume and dragged his poor wife to a convention while laughing all the way on the drive over saying how crazy he was for being Marge Simpson He's missing the red flats, although I appreciate his commitment to the wig. I give him a B+ for effort and a C for execution. ... What the hell has this thread done to me?
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I was looking through old Facebook photos and found some prime stuff from a thing I went to a few years ago.  Of course there were bronies. 
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njsykora posted:I was looking through old Facebook photos and found some prime stuff from a thing I went to a few years ago. Why is Graham from LoadingReadyRun there? Have they kidnapped him?
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Jun 6, 2013 03:21
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Who doesn't love a good Asian heritage festival?
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Is original content allowed? I certainly hope so. He was eating pizza crusts off the bench he was sitting on.  
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N. Senada posted:You guys like VIDEO GAMES and MUSICALS and DISNEY and FINAL FANTASY? This is from a couple pages ago, but it brought up a thing I keep seeing fandoms do, where they slap the word "parody" on anything as a free pass for "we don't own any rights or have any continuity to the source material but it's respectable because". Usually for a parody you need some kind of, you know, satire. In the fandom crowd, "Parody" is almost considered to mean "copied but in my style".
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Pershing posted:Why is Graham from LoadingReadyRun there? Have they kidnapped him? It was a LRR meetup while Graham and Kathleen were on holiday in London. Just about every kind of regular feature in this thread was represented. Macasaurus posted:Who doesn't love a good Asian heritage festival? Because when I think Japanese culture I think of Pokemon hoodies and wearing a kimono with flip-flops. Also has the guy at the back just shown up in his dressing gown? njsykora has a new favorite as of 03:55 on Jun 6, 2013 |
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So, the festival organizers couldn't find a single person of actual Japanese descent in the entire area so they had to go with a smelly herd of otaku?
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TunaSpleen posted:So, the festival organizers couldn't find a single person of actual Japanese descent in the entire area so they had to go with a smelly herd of otaku? Could you blame an acutal Japanese person for not wanting to be involved?
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Hell, I'm embarrassed by proxy for the Thai people in front of them.
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Non Serviam posted:Since we were talking about PUA and things like that, here's a very attractive British man giving some of the best "chat up" lines. I was actually really surprised at that voice. I was thinking "oh great another 15 year old giving "advice" on the internet" and then...
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njsykora posted:I was looking through old Facebook photos and found some prime stuff from a thing I went to a few years ago. Wait, the brony thing has been around for multiple years? I thought it was a newer nerd fad or something.
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Insensative_Asshole posted:Wait, the brony thing has been around for multiple years? Friendship is Magic aired in 2010.
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Non Serviam posted:Since we were talking about PUA and things like that, here's a very attractive British man giving some of the best "chat up" lines. I don't know why this made me think of Granos, but it did. Then I called the police.
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Segmentation Fault posted:Friendship is Magic aired in 2010. Yep, bronies have been around for nearly 4 freaking years now but as I've seen it's only in the past year or 2 that they've really gotten as obnoxious as they are. This directly correlates with when Hasbro started directly catering to them.
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njsykora posted:Yep, bronies have been around for nearly 4 freaking years now but as I've seen it's only in the past year or 2 that they've really gotten as obnoxious as they are. This directly correlates with when Hasbro started directly catering to them. Well, little kids don't have minimum wage jobs. $$$
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New content, fresh from facebook. Crazy what you can discover if you do a little digging. "Lolita picnic in the park" (get out of my park  ) A friend's profile picture. "I can only relate to marriage equality if it involves MY YAOIS"  The bride is in black  A few shots from the local "con":  
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