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# ? Jun 7, 2013 19:24 |
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Here's the current tally. I think you can call it for 1-C and 2-A, but there's one vote margin between 3-C and 3-H. Edit: Diog already closed the polls, though, so 3-C wins my the skin of its... teeth, or something. Canuck-Errant fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Jun 7, 2013 |
# ? Jun 7, 2013 19:49 |
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Canuck-Errant posted:Edit: Diog already closed the polls, though, so 3-C wins my the skin of its... teeth, or something. Crossing my fingers for a safe treasure hunt! FWIW I voted for the pansy runner-up option.
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# ? Jun 7, 2013 20:14 |
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Canuck-Errant posted:
I dunno; I'd tally it in groups, personally. A-E are clearly in Team Adventure. F and I are Team Murderfish. H is Team Boring.
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# ? Jun 7, 2013 20:19 |
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We're going to get mauled by a tree octopus on our "adventure" and end up in a wheel chair for the rest of the game. What was assumed to be a tale of adventure will become a tale of mastering riding a horse without the use of our legs.
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# ? Jun 7, 2013 20:29 |
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The amount of 3H votes on that one was disgraceful. Guys, it's right in the title: choose your own adventure, not choose the most mundane option possible. Even if you're not on the child sacrifice laserfish bandwagon (which a lot of us aren't...yet. Keep it up see what happens), at least think about picking one of the somewhat interesting options available next time. Don't pick adventure and then not even dip your toe in the water.
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# ? Jun 7, 2013 20:40 |
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I think we only have super safe votes going so strong because half the people wanted a polarizing option to MURDER THE BOY. There has to be some middle ground to testing the fish lazer and murdering our friends. I'm pro murder fish, but I'm all for biding our time to adulthood and making cults of Asherah all over the land and not getting gutted immediately by Barkof, who you know is watching us.
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# ? Jun 7, 2013 21:02 |
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So, you're saying we should ? Personally I didn't think it's worthwhile to possibly die horribly in the night, but I guess you have to get your heroic origins at some point dyzzy fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Jun 7, 2013 |
# ? Jun 7, 2013 21:11 |
Update ETA less than two hours. I will aim for a second one later tonight, if possible, but it depends on if enough people vote, I don't want people left out just because they are not glued to the forums. Again, many, many thanks to Canuck and Porpoise. Their help counting means I get more time to write! Update ETA less than two hours. I will aim for a second one later tonight, if possible, but it depends on if enough people vote, I don't want people left out just because they are not glued to the forums. Diogines fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Jun 8, 2013 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2013 21:22 |
Long day. Unaware a major storm was hitting the US. Currently in a miles long backup on a highway with water three feet high. What I am saying is, tonight we will have an update, but not within my last ETA. Also, if anyone has an in with Otac, see of he can do anything, thanks.
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# ? Jun 7, 2013 22:49 |
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On team H. My assumptions are simply very different. I assume that everyone in the camp is asleep. I assume that if Jorah and Pagam are going to catch up,now is when that will happen. I assume it is more likely that will encounter the camp than two small boys wandering in the forest. I assume it is highly probable that there are 'others' in the forest watching the camp and more interested in that than us. I assume that if we are wandering around in the forest something interesting might happen, but that is equally likely, if not more likely, that while we are playing make believe in the forest the real and interesting action will take place in the camp, which we have just left completely unguarded with everyone asleep. These assumptions are just as likely as any of the others. Only events will tell, and even then since dice rolls will be involved hard to say.
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# ? Jun 7, 2013 22:52 |
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Hooray! I went on a trip and now everything will hinge on whether we screw up a friendship by playing our hand badly or possibly sacrificing Danal to Ashera! If I had voted I would have gone with a variant of F, saying the word 'Monster?' and then capering up towards one of the donkeys and stepping on its MONSTER TAIL to get it to make noise. Once the fallout settles apologize to Danal, pointing at the donkey and saying 'bad monster'. Basscop, can you get a word in edge-wise with Otac?
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# ? Jun 7, 2013 23:16 |
I parked my car on the highest spot I could and am many miles from home. I do not anticipate an update tonight, sorry people.
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 00:59 |
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Diogines posted:I parked my car on the highest spot I could and am many miles from home. I do not anticipate an update tonight, sorry people. A storm has come to prevent the update. This is a sign from Asherah! Vote for sacrificing to Asherah, or we will all suffer!
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 01:06 |
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Diogines posted:
Basscop?
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 01:12 |
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DarkCrawler posted:Basscop? Who do you think caused this in the first place?
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 01:30 |
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Diogines posted:I parked my car on the highest spot I could and am many miles from home. I do not anticipate an update tonight, sorry people. Perhaps we can do a mini-CYOA with your life while we wait. We get to choose what you do next. A) Attempt to ford the flooding with your car B) Swim for it C) Find a similarly stranded stranger and sacrifice them to Ashera C
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 02:00 |
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> CAULK THE CAR
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 02:04 |
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A real man would swim.
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 02:07 |
Tsyni posted:Perhaps we can do a mini-CYOA with your life while we wait. We get to choose what you do next. D Ride a turtle out of there
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 02:34 |
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SerSpook posted:D Ride a turtle out of there Surely you mean a tortoise?
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 02:47 |
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I just finished reading the thread and would like to point out the perfidy inherent in holding this kid's hand to your heart and telling him you're lifelong best buds and making him happy... and then turning around to sacrifice him to the bloody mouth fish god. Also, voting floodcar choice D: be safe and take a nap. :P
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 02:54 |
> HIRE AN INDIAN FERRYMAN
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 03:12 |
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Vote E. HOLD THE WHEEL
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 03:13 |
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Canuck-Errant posted:> CAULK THE CAR We should do this.
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 04:05 |
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DBF Stab the carburetor and offer it up to the fish god. Eat what remains .
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 04:07 |
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Diog, is your car a ? w: holy poo poo that was a big image
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 04:09 |
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Voting this Find a similarly stranded stranger and sacrifice them to Ashera
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Hello stranger, have you heard the good word of Ashera? vv: If there are people around do it anyway. If they ask why tell them Ashara demands blood. You could come out of this with your own cult. Outrail fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Jun 8, 2013 |
# ? Jun 8, 2013 05:23 |
If there's no one else around then cut your hand and dunk it into the water. Ashera demands blood.
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 05:32 |
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Hold the door.
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 07:19 |
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G. Cry and scream for your Mother. This option can be combined with any of the above options .
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 07:32 |
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Rahul posted:G. Cry and scream for your Mother. This option can be combined with any of the above options .
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 07:39 |
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This is kind of off-topic and I'm not sure where to ask, really, since the old thread (Madgod) is dead... but is there a complete archive of the story posts from the old thread? I tried reading it but it got really tedious going through pages of votes.
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 07:41 |
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Click the '?' under Diogenes' posts and you'll get all of his posts in that thread.
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 07:49 |
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Thanks!
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 07:56 |
You and Danal creep off from the camp, the firelight dwindling between the trees. You look around the strange forest and are filled with wonder. A day ago you were picking snails and now you are going to go be a hero with the son of a king! You motion to Danal to stick close beside you. He keeps running off, but you are able to keep close to him. "Sharur" you say to him with a grin. Danal says something you don't understand and then nods. Sharur, of course, being a magical club once owned by Enkidu which could let a man fly! The two of you creep through the forest, looking behind trees, under rocks and in bushes. After perhaps an hour, you pause for a moment and turn around. You have no idea where you are or which way you came from. The chorus of birds and bugs no longer seems so friendly and exotic, but savage and alien. The night is still punctuated by occasional loud screams or other odd noises which cause all the other noises of the forest to briefly go silent. Before they seemed far away. Are they any closer now? Can you tell? WHATS THAT SHADOW-! Just a shadow... Maybe. Just like all of the other ones. There is a brief look of panic on your face. Danal catches it and looks around and seems to also realize that you are very lost. He grips your hand and looks up to you, he begins to stammer and seems to be asking a question but you are having difficulty understanding any of the words because of his tone, tears are whelling up in his eyes and he is starting to cry. You might be able to tell the cardinals directions go by guessing at the moon, but you can't be sure. You can PICK TWO or vote for the same idea, twice. You... OPTION A. Go East. OPTION B. Go South. OPTION C. Go North. OPTION D. Go West. OPTION E. Close your eyes and try to concentrate, to see if you can remember any hints on which way to go. OPTION F. Try to calm down Danal. OPTION G. Yell for help. OPTION H. Also cry because you are afraid! OPTION I. Pray to El for help(or one of the Sky Giants, Angels or whatever the hell they are, specify which, if you pick one instead of El). OPTION J. Pray to Asherah for help. OPTION K. Pray to Labaras for help. OPTION L. Pray to Enkidu for help. OPTION M. Climb a tree and see if that gives you any hints on where to go OPTION N. Wait till dawn and try to hide in a bush with Danal, to hide from monsters OPTION O. Climb a tree and carry Danal up, to hide from monsters OPTION P. [REMOVED] OPTION Q. [REMOVED] OPTION R. Cut your palm with the giant tooth and rub it on your sea-shell necklace and make your very, very, very best guess at a divining ritual you saw your father do. You truly have no idea how he did it and will essentially be guessing, but, it might work! OPTION S. Sacrifice Danal to Asherah to pray for protection and guidance OPTION T. Yell out that you are Enkidu to scare away monsters! OPTION U. You are not lost. You are HEROES looking for the magical club Sharur! Communicate this to Danal as best you can and keep playing! OPTION V. Something else - Specify EDIT: OPTION P AND Q WERE REMOVED. Your sleep deprived, post-flood narrator neglected an important detail making them moot. You still have the spear you took with you, though it is larger and heavier than the sort you used for fishing. Diogines fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Jun 8, 2013 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 13:51 |
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Who is David? IO
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 13:55 |
Voting option Q.
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# ? Jun 8, 2013 13:56 |
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tarepanda posted:Who is David? There is no David, there is only Zod.
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