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Rasmussen posted:The guy on the left I could give a pass. The guy in the middle has just made poor life decisions. But the guy on the right, drat ain't nothing can be done. The thing is, if you already KNOW you look "unfortunate" (and, honestly, how can he NOT know?), why the hell would you sport such a stupid and even MORE "HEY LOOK AT HOW MUCH OF A YUTZ I AM"!" hair style? WebDog posted:A black shirt almost always indicates formal. A shirt should generally be the palest thing you wear to contrast with the rest. No, no it doesn't. It indicates that you have no sense of proper style and dress. "Formal" for shirts is white. Not off white, not eggshell. WHITE. Wanna go really formal? Then pique. But NEVER black. You wear black and you look like a mob goon trying to dress up. Formal is black tie or white tie. A black shirt and jacket isn't even proper for business casual. Effingham has a new favorite as of 20:31 on Jul 2, 2013 |
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platedlizard posted:All of those beards are cool as gently caress. So, can a beard count as a hat, for purposes of the rules in the first post? I want to see this goofy gently caress try to pull off a beard.
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Jul 2, 2013 20:37
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Beards are for lumberjacks and hobos. Shave your loving face.
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Strontium posted:
 I realized that he has a giant gummi worm protruding from his rear end.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:
How hosed up is your idea of sex that this is where you go to before dildo?
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Tatum Girlparts posted:How hosed up is your idea of sex that this is where you go to before dildo? How hosed up is your idea of candy?
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kizudarake posted:So, can a beard count as a hat, for purposes of the rules in the first post? I want to see this goofy gently caress try to pull off a beard. That's a bit difficult since I'm a gal. And I loving love lumberjacks. They are the manliest of men.
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Jul 2, 2013 21:39
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platedlizard posted:That's a bit difficult since I'm a gal. M'lady. If you're not doing something later, we could totally get together and get something to eat. I'm actually a really cool, nice, guy. You don't even need to do anything--you wouldn't even have to put on makeup, because (believe it or not) I actually prefer girls who don't wear makeup. You'll definitely see that I'm not like any other guys you've ever met. I guess you could call it "class".
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Jul 2, 2013 21:48
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:M'lady. Only if I see you chop down a tree first and then saw it into boards. content: 
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RazorBunny posted:Plus, learning a straight razor technique is loving hard. Especially if you have terrible acne that makes your face all lumpy because you subsist on pizza rolls and never bathe.
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platedlizard posted:That's a bit difficult since I'm a gal. 
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Jul 2, 2013 22:09
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Everyone loves a fat neckbeard in an ill-fitting suit getting married.  Those pants, holy moly. It caaaaaame from Faaaaaceboooook.
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zoux posted:
He just looks like he got caught at a bad moment?  Anyways, screw you for trying to say Wil Wheaton is awkward/ugly/gross 
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Jul 2, 2013 22:16
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Pokey Araya posted:Anti-Hover Hand I'm not sure if this makes it more or less awkward, but that's a relatively famous SSF4 announcer by the name of Skisonic 
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:He just looks like he got caught at a bad moment? He's doing it on purpose 
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platedlizard posted:That's a bit difficult since I'm a gal. Be it hereby resolved that for the purposes of this thread the general category of beards, barring the subsets NECK and PATCHY, shall henceforward be considered as "AWESOME."
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Blackmage Yapo posted:I'm not sure if this makes it more or less awkward, but that's a relatively famous SSF4 announcer by the name of Skisonic Oh, it's some with a youtube channel? That's totally cool then.
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Jul 2, 2013 22:40
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RazorBunny posted:He's doing it on purpose That makes me feel better. I love that guy  
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fullroundaction posted:Everyone loves a fat neckbeard in an ill-fitting suit getting married. Actually, it looks like the pants would fit fine if he wore them the way he's supposed to. Judging by the crotch (yes, I looked, don't judge me!), he's wearing them way too low. At any rate, he looks foolish as hell.
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veedubfreak posted:Beards are for lumberjacks and hobos. And directors. http://grolschfilmworks.com/ca/features/great-directors-with-great-beards And Alan Moore: 
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I was browsing OKCupid and I started wandering into the rabbit hole of polyamorous couples and couples looking for women to have threesomes with. Whatever, if that's your thing, I'm cool with it... But why is it that the guy in the threesomes always looks like this: 
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Missing Name posted:Are people with gas masks fair game? If so, I am awkward as all gently caress. They said "safety goggles minimum" in the chem labs. And goddamn if I didn't trump them. Plus, makes for neat Halloween costumes or exploring Зона, сталкер. Yeah I guess. Your classmates call you "gas mask guy" behind your back and make jokes where that's the punchline like "ha ha maybe we should set her up with gas mask guy!!" But ultimately it's whatever floats your boat man.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:M'lady. Well, I'm also a m'lady and it's my opinion that those beards look gross and smelly.  So I guess what we've learned here is that somebody out there will appreciate you for all your fashion decisions. v vEven this guy, apparently.  EDIT: This was one of the beards in the beard gallery and it made me laugh:  This is acceptable. Because he is Santa Claus. Double Plus Good has a new favorite as of 00:08 on Jul 3, 2013 |
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veedubfreak posted:Beards are for lumberjacks and hobos. Shave your loving face. Alt-country singer is also acceptable in my book: 
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Double Plus Good posted:Well, I'm also a m'lady and it's my opinion that those beards look gross and smelly. Buh... buh... you're telling me that women aren't a homogeneous group in terms of what they find attractive? That's not what the internet guides said!
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Is that dress on backwards? It has to be on backwards. Where the hoes at in this cafe? For content: Ironic historical bad beard.  On beardchat, I have no idea why a vocal group of the pinterest/etsy crowd think mustaches are hilarious and awesome and it's so funny to use them everywhere tee hee when mustaches in person make the wearer look like either a cop or a rapist 99% of the time.
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canyoneer posted:Is that dress on backwards? It has to be on backwards. See, the rad dude on the left probably grew a big rear end bushy beard then trimmed and shaved it into the magnificent specimen you see there. The other tool just too a razor to his tiny poo poo beard and it shows. Also goatees for life.
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Double Plus Good posted:Well, I'm also a m'lady and it's my opinion that those beards look gross and smelly. Even worse are the guys that think it's not at all disgusting that they can fish 2-3 week old food out of their beard, jesus christ that's gross. As for Santa's, I knew one IRL once, he was a creepy PUA type, but at least he was gay, so not much threat. e: quote:Is that dress on backwards? It has to be on backwards. yes, it is.
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Blackmage Yapo posted:I'm not sure if this makes it more or less awkward, but that's a relatively famous SSF4 announcer by the name of Skisonic Man, that beard talk is really tempting me to open a huge 
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DStecks posted:Buh... buh... you're telling me that women aren't a homogeneous group in terms of what they find attractive? That's not what the internet guides said! Nah man don't be ridiculous, you just gotta consult the chart and plan your game accordingly.
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Double Plus Good posted:That's good, though. Having a beard isn't the issue if you know what to do with it, and plenty of guys look much better with a bit of scruff or a close beard (Rainn Wilson, for example.) The problem comes in when guys think with a "the bigger the better" mentality, because more beard = more man! So they end up with beards like the guy on the far left of the band, or the one with the glasses. Big, bushy, unkempt beards. Religious proscriptions aside, unless you're a genuine lumberjack/railroad worker/mountain man (or you play one on TV) you should not have a beard like that.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Religious proscriptions aside, unless you're a genuine lumberjack/railroad worker/mountain man (or you play one on TV) you should not have a beard like that. That last guy would actually look great if he didn't have a wild animal attacking his chin.
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Down With People posted:That last guy would actually look great if he didn't have a wild animal attacking his chin. Or an axe and a tuque, I suppose.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Religious proscriptions aside, unless you're a genuine lumberjack/railroad worker/mountain man (or you play one on TV) you should not have a beard like that. What about left-wing revolutionaries? I quite like beards if they suit the guy's face shape and if they're clean. It's stupid waxed twirly moustaches and tufty beards that annoy me. The kind worn by people who wish to return to a simpler time, when we oppressed a ton of colonies, there was no welfare state and
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