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Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶







Aha, the rare and beautiful Cherry-Crowned Puffin.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Dear Prudence posted:

Here these are funny you guys might like them here too.

























Oh my god these are amazing. Is there an album or am I gonna have to share/save these manually?

Ygolonac
Nov 26, 2007

pre:
*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

"Oh my god, Jesus is about to put one of The Moneylenders through the Aramaic announce table! This is a real slobberknocker, folks!" :bahgawd:

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

VanSandman posted:

Oh my god these are amazing. Is there an album or am I gonna have to share/save these manually?

No album. Get to work!

Miranda
Dec 24, 2004

Not a cuttlefish.

Hog Jowls posted:

I think these are the best generic soda names I have seen yet.



I found "whatever" and "anything" in Singapore. Sadly after years of hoarding them I never tried them and now they have disappeared. I will never know the taste of whatever or anything.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Dear Prudence posted:

No album. Get to work!

Miranda posted:

I found "whatever" and "anything" in Singapore. Sadly after years of hoarding them I never tried them and now they have disappeared. I will never know the taste of whatever or anything.

I bet there's a third out there called 'I don't care.'

"Sir, what should we call our new sodas?"
"Anything. Whatever. I don't care."

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Miranda posted:

I found "whatever" and "anything" in Singapore. Sadly after years of hoarding them I never tried them and now they have disappeared. I will never know the taste of whatever or anything.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012











greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
That's really impressive.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

greatn posted:

That's really impressive.

And horrifying.

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

John Mayer?

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

user on probation
Nov 1, 2012

removed

gleep gloop posted:

And horrifying.

Oh no! One of the anime women I sleep with on a regular basis might secretly be fat!

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

Oh, it's true. You are Brock Landers!
Salad Prong

I see your selfie and raise you $17 dollars.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

tehloki posted:

Oh no! One of the anime women I sleep with on a regular basis might secretly be fat!

And also a man.

Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.

tehloki posted:

Oh no! One of the anime women I sleep with on a regular basis might secretly be fat!

They're "Asian" not "anime", you racist.

pageerror404
Feb 14, 2012

I finally killed them.

tehloki posted:

Oh no! One of the anime women I sleep with on a regular basis might secretly be fat!

Who is sleeping with anime women here?

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
waifu pillow goons

fonzie scheme
Jul 15, 2011

I'M A VERY LUCKY SLUT

pageerror404
Feb 14, 2012

I finally killed them.

fonzie scheme posted:

<a href="http://imgur.com/ukmekhO"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/ukmekhO.jpg" title="Hosted by imgur.com" /></a>

You screwed that up... or my computer did.

fonzie scheme
Jul 15, 2011

I'M A VERY LUCKY SLUT

pageerror404 posted:

You screwed that up... or my computer did.

I fixed it :)

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


The garage at Kink.com

Penny Paper
Dec 31, 2012

DrBouvenstein posted:



The garage at Kink.com

The New Black and Schlicker combination drill-cum-G spot vibrator. Now with seven different attachments for all your drilling needs (both in woodshop and in the bedroom).

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Penny Paper posted:

Now with seven different attachments for all your drilling needs (both in woodshop and in the bedroom).

That is a saw.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Slim Killington posted:

That is a saw.

Woosh motherfucker.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Slim Killington posted:

That is a saw.

Thats a recipe for disaster.
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

If you're dumb enough to not remove the saw blade before attaching the dildo to it, you deserve that.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Francostein posted:

Woosh motherfucker.

Right back at ya.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
You either need at least base part of the blade, or have access to shitload of tools required to produce an attachment. In the picture above, under all that tape and rubber, is a fully functional sawzall blade. People are loving dumb. All you need to do is grind off the teeth, and it's ready for whatever.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Two of the internet's favorite stars together at last.

Naked Man Punch
Sep 13, 2008

They see me rollin';
they hatin'.

DrBouvenstein posted:



The garage at Kink.com

Inspiration? (Possibly :nws:) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDmi9JSga6I



Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Trillest Parrot
Jul 9, 2006

trill parrots don't die
I'm sorry I missed celebrity chef chat, but I'm a pretty big Merrill Howard Kalin fan.



RIP

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Trillest Parrot posted:

I'm sorry I missed celebrity chef chat, but I'm a pretty big Merrill Howard Kalin fan.



RIP

You lie, that's just Robert Z'dar in a toque. It has to be.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

DrBouvenstein posted:



The garage at Kink.com

I just want to knock on someone's door with it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I just want to knock on someone's door with it.

Like a SWAT raid?

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Like a SWAT raid?

More like a TWAT raid.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Heeey, it's the "Under arkansas law, you could lose your license for one year if you drive off without paying for your gas" guy.

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