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jyrka posted:What's the official goal count as of right now? 0 British Barclay goals for Jozy
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Much like the posters of E/N, Jozy has no goals
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Aug 24, 2013 21:17
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Timbers Jim posted:Much like the posters of E/N, Jozy has no goals hahaha
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Aug 24, 2013 21:19
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Timbers Jim posted:Much like the posters of E/N, Jozy has no goals lol
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Aug 24, 2013 21:20
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Timbers Jim posted:Much like the posters of E/N, Jozy has no goals lol
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Aug 24, 2013 21:24
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Did jozy altidore score in the premier league today? i havent been following this thread but i heard he scored in a friendly pre-season so im looking forward to watching youtubes of his goals because he sounds like a top class player.
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Aug 24, 2013 21:24
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Timbers Jim posted:Much like the posters of E/N, Jozy has no goals 
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Aug 24, 2013 21:25
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Ponce de Le0n posted:Did jozy altidore score in the premier league today? i havent been following this thread but i heard he scored in a friendly pre-season so im looking forward to watching youtubes of his goals because he sounds like a top class player. No, he didn't score. Turns out he's an uncoordinated lumbering oaf rather than a skilled American super-athlete.
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Aug 24, 2013 21:25
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He should be better than he is. He's obviously riddled with steroids.
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Aug 24, 2013 21:39
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altidore scored a hat trick in a match against a team featuring edin dzeko edin dzeko didnt score a hat trick altidore is better than edin dzeko QED
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Aug 24, 2013 21:41
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Your Weird Uncle posted:altidore scored a hat trick in a match against a team featuring edin dzeko Well whoever scores the most against Newcastle this season is best then
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Aug 24, 2013 21:41
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He's a garbageman
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Aug 24, 2013 22:27
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i would also like to point out that at the time of this writing edin dzeko has also scored ZERO goals in the BPL this season
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Aug 24, 2013 22:31
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Your Weird Uncle posted:i would also like to point out that at the time of this writing edin dzeko has also scored ZERO goals in the BPL this season Dzeko is
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Aug 24, 2013 22:47
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oh em gee bee ess posted:Dzeko is Dzeko provided 2 assists in a man of the match performance and has only played 1 match. I agree with you that this guy is an anti-serb troll.
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Aug 24, 2013 22:54
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oh em gee bee ess posted:Dzeko is throwing insults at me isnt gonna make him score goals edit: and what does his nationality have to do with it? are serbs not as good at f-ball as americans? idg what you're implying here Your Weird Uncle fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Aug 24, 2013 |
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Aug 24, 2013 22:58
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Have any Americans scored yet? I know Guzan's still at zero. Shameful.
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Aug 24, 2013 23:09
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Your Weird Uncle posted:throwing insults at me isnt gonna make him score goals actually nationality has everything to do with it. like many other great men have argued before certain groups of people are better at certain things.
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Aug 24, 2013 23:12
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R. Mute posted:Have any Americans scored yet? I know Guzan's still at zero. Shameful. In the EBPL? No, I dont think any have hit the upper 90 yet
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Aug 24, 2013 23:13
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The big serb creates and is involved in goals something Altidore can only dream of at this point in time--a fact I am deeply ashamed of as a (north) American.
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Aug 24, 2013 23:22
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Dzeko displays more tactical awareness and timing warming up by the touchline than Altidore does in a month worth of games
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Aug 24, 2013 23:23
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Jozy being in the PL again might be the worst thing to happen to NBCs coverage.
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Aug 24, 2013 23:32
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Babby Thatcher posted:Dzeko displays more tactical awareness and timing warming up by the touchline than Altidore does in a month worth of games well, that's another great something that all great strikers have that can't be taught.
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Aug 24, 2013 23:34
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I'd like to go on record guessing that Jozy Altidore scores one more goal than Nicklas 'B52' Bendtner in the Premier League this season
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Aug 24, 2013 23:46
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oh em gee bee ess posted:actually nationality has everything to do with it. like many other great men have argued before certain groups of people are better at certain things. the way you phrased it made it seem that in spite of being bosnian dzeko is scoring goals, as opposed to altidore who should be banging them in as a yank
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Aug 24, 2013 23:52
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Interesting Jozy-facts: According to Wikipedia, Jozy Altidore is second cousin to Wayne Brady of Whose Line Is It Anyway fame.
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Aug 24, 2013 23:58
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I liked that Paul Mooney line about Wayne Brady from Chapelle Show, great line.
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Aug 25, 2013 00:29
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Aug 25, 2013 00:40
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R. Mute posted:Have any Americans scored yet? I know Guzan's still at zero. Shameful. Neither has Howard OR Friedel for that matter, overrated nation imo
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Aug 25, 2013 14:06
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belgend posted:Neither has Howard OR Friedel for that matter, overrated nation imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq8Csw09kpY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGkxvL65Tt4
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Aug 25, 2013 14:15
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euroboy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq8Csw09kpY Howard: 1 score in 307 appearances Friedel: 1 in 475 Jozy clearly has an edge
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Aug 25, 2013 14:27
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Hmm can't sleep. Why did I go for six goals? Think I might change my vote to zero.
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Aug 25, 2013 23:34
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The Mash posted:I'd like to go on record guessing that Jozy Altidore scores one more goal than Nicklas 'B52' Bendtner in the Premier League this season Ooh this is the smart money right here.
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Aug 26, 2013 00:23
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blue footed boobie posted:Ooh this is the smart money right here. I dunno mate, Nicklas Bendtner has a proven record of actually scoring goals in the Premiere League.
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Aug 26, 2013 01:14
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Not really. He scored 11 once but he's gotten worse and is washed up at 25. Edit: lol just realized that he scored 11 in the championship seven years ago holy poo poo what a waste
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Aug 26, 2013 01:29
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I was so ready to believe in him but he's utter gash and frankly I'm embarrassed for him.
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Aug 26, 2013 01:55
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Reminder that I, The Natch, said Jozy would score 0 goals all season first in a bold prediction and he wont score any all season (because he's poo poo).
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Aug 26, 2013 01:55
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The Natch posted:Reminder that I, The Natch, said Jozy would score 0 goals all season first in a bold prediction and he wont score any all season (because he's poo poo). I too made a prediction that mirrors this boldness as I, Shrapnac, also predicted that Josmer Volmy "Jozy" "poo poo" Altidore would score zero(0) goals.
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Aug 26, 2013 02:05
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Shrapnac posted:I too made a prediction that mirrors this boldness as I, Shrapnac, also predicted that Josmer Volmy "Jozy" "poo poo" Altidore would score zero(0) goals. You might be a united fan(?) but you're a smart man.
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Is there a video of all jozys touches from the last game like there was for the first? He's so bad.
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