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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Dynastocles posted:

The old timey British martial art of "baritsu"

The proper techniques of gentlemanly self-defence are demonstrated in this educational film by Messrs. Cholmondley-Warner and Grayson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08BqaSuEE_w

Talby
Nov 28, 2002

he's wearing that shirt so you know where to get your meat & cheese platter, i've had secutiry plates from some fine restaurants but they've never had a guy dedicated to it.

Enentol
Jul 16, 2005
Middle Class Gangster

Talby posted:

he's wearing that shirt so you know where to get your meat & cheese platter, i've had secutiry plates from some fine restaurants but they've never had a guy dedicated to it.

... You mean charcuterie?

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Enentol posted:

... You mean charcuterie?

Whoosh

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Brother Jonathan posted:

The proper techniques of gentlemanly self-defence are demonstrated in this educational film by Messrs. Cholmondley-Warner and Grayson:


And also Master Alexei Sayle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnPfgX82GmM

(note Arthur Weasley as the yob)

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

nerdz posted:

Check out this "don't press this button" prank made in brazil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Svj6fnzvjQ

I think the end of that one is the best.

Breakfast Burrito
Aug 8, 2007

I've always preferred the secret welsh art of llap goch myself.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

syscall girl posted:



They really need to stop making these things. It's like telling a goon 'if you click through this link you're going to regret it' and it's the same story every time. You know that button is getting pushed, and pushed hard.

The end of the world suddenly seems so much more appealing.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Stoatbringer posted:

The end of the world suddenly seems so much more appealing.
It's a midcentury American conservatives joke.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Stoatbringer posted:

The end of the world suddenly seems so much more appealing.

Or retarded when you realize she's pushing on a light.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Stoatbringer posted:

The end of the world suddenly seems so much more appealing.

I saw her rolling around in a cake once. I've never gone from kinda turned on to completely grossed out so quickly and I'm still not sure why..

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Spongebob Tampax posted:

Or retarded when you realize she's pushing on a light.

http://www.google.com/search?q=illuminated+pushbutton&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7NDKB_enUS533

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Brother Jonathan posted:

The proper techniques of gentlemanly self-defence are demonstrated in this educational film by Messrs. Cholmondley-Warner and Grayson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08BqaSuEE_w
I'm both amazed and happy I was beaten to posting this. Easily the funniest sketch in the show.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

nerdz posted:

Check out this "don't press this button" prank made in brazil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Svj6fnzvjQ

Even the dog is in on it :3:

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."


I heard they last used this robot to write the movie Oblivion.

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!


particle409 has a new favorite as of 14:08 on Aug 24, 2013

Lazlo Nibble
Jan 9, 2004

It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!
Any sightings in the wild nowadays are almost certainly referencing the Illuminatus! trilogy.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

Something about this guy reminds me so much of Jim Varney.

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Chrpno posted:

And also Master Alexei Sayle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnPfgX82GmM

(note Arthur Weasley as the yob)

He's even got the same racks against the walls as Monty Python had. :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w

swamp waste
Nov 4, 2009

There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

Haha how am I not surprised that William F. Buckley thought this was funny as poo poo? Also it seems less funny now with the Christian right supporting the Israeli right to literally try to do this but whatever

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

nerdz posted:

Check out this "don't press this button" prank made in brazil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Svj6fnzvjQ

In the same vein:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM7EMzVaNCk

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
First person to say 'where's the ring' gets an atomic wedgie.

Shoehead posted:

I saw her rolling around in a cake once. I've never gone from kinda turned on to completely grossed out so quickly and I'm still not sure why..

Gonna need this video.

VanSandman has a new favorite as of 00:28 on Aug 25, 2013

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

:black101:
:goatsecx:

Never thought I'd be wishing for a :maorimask: but here we are.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

VanSandman posted:

First person to say 'where's the ring' gets an atomic wedgie.

I wish that I had a button to give you your atomic wedgie!

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

If they do this with Animal when the next Muppets movie comes out, I will lose my poo poo.

I was shopping today and ran into :biotruths::

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
My first-year chemistry textbook.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

hate pants
Jul 17, 2012

FUCK PANTS 4 LYFE

Memento1979 posted:

My first-year chemistry textbook.




Well, did you try it?

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

VanSandman posted:

'where's the ring'

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Well, maybe they don't make any mistrakes :colbert:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
I mean, what would you even DO with a mist rake? I don't even think you can rake that poo poo.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

cobalt impurity posted:

I mean, what would you even DO with a mist rake? I don't even think you can rake that poo poo.
It's a portable misting pole that emits the mist in a fan that looks similar to a rake.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




CannonFodder posted:

It's a portable misting pole that emits the mist in a fan that looks similar to a rake.

That sounds pretty good, why won't those guys make them?

Skrill.exe
Oct 3, 2007

"Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."

Angela Christine posted:

That sounds pretty good, why won't those guys make them?

Can't dilute the brand.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Angela Christine posted:

That sounds pretty good, why won't those guys make them?
Well they are the local law enforcement so the answer is THE GOVERNMENT :tinfoil:

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Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

CannonFodder posted:

It's a portable misting pole that emits the mist in a fan that looks similar to a rake.

?

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