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Christ. I dread to think of the amount of pompous yanks creaming over Jozy after that turnaround
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Goals in the league cup dont count as its a joke of a competition.
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serious gaylord posted:Goals in the league cup dont count as its a joke of a competition. Wow check out this Jozy hater, fly away troll
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Fernando Torres got a hat trick in last year's league cup
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Modus Trollens posted:Fernando Torres got a hat trick in last year's league cup Are you saying Jozy is worth £16m?
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The Natural posted:Christ. I dread to think of the amount of pompous yanks creaming over Jozy after that turnaround I welcome people believing in him again after a strong performance against english stalwarts MK Dons.
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Babby Thatcher posted:Sabermetrics Shack Update another 2 100% accurate predictions from me, Iggy Pop Barker. still a loving joke of a player, mind
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Aug 27, 2013 21:45
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This nudge of confidence is the bromide that Jozy needed to set himself right and start his inevitable barrage of goals in the league. Fight on brave Jozy, I will always and forever believe in you.
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Aug 27, 2013 21:45
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I predicted 3 goals for Big J-Alt on the League Cup and I have high hopes.
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The Natural posted:He's just scored against the might Milton Keynes Dons as Sunderland look set to tumble out the league cup. You forgot the :jozysiren: 
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Aug 27, 2013 21:49
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Bland posted:Are you saying Jozy is worth £16m? no, £0.33, i.e. a third of what Torres is worth
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Babby Thatcher posted:Sabermetrics Shack Update
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Aug 27, 2013 22:03
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I'm just glad that in the future I will be able to say I was there (posting on the Yohan Kebab)
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Aug 27, 2013 22:05
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lol jozy found his level
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Lets check the original altimeter™ (patent pending) Oi, wtf, that's my intellectual property.
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Aug 27, 2013 22:50
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 Cracking goal
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Aug 27, 2013 22:57
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cadfael posted:
A competent keeper would have stopped that.
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Aug 27, 2013 22:59
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cadfael posted:
That was a screamer.
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cadfael posted:
Someone check the meter.
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If Sunderland keep getting drawn against teams worse than MK Dons in the cups, us posters who voted for less than say 10 goals might still have a chance after all.
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Spiller posted:If Sunderland keep getting drawn against teams worse than MK Dons in the cups, us posters who voted for less than say 10 goals might still have a chance after all. You might want to read the rules to this particular competition.
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Spiller posted:If Sunderland keep getting drawn against teams worse than MK Dons in the cups, us posters who voted for less than say 10 goals might still have a chance after all. you think hes going to use up all his goal scoring prowess in the league cup? interesting interesting
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Spiller posted:If Sunderland keep getting drawn against teams worse than MK Dons in the cups, us posters who voted for less than say 10 goals might still have a chance after all. This is exactly why only league goals count read the op ffs
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Pissflaps posted:This is exactly why only league goals count read the op ffs God drat Yeah I remember now. Watertight rules. Spiller fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Aug 27, 2013 |
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cadfael posted:
I like the atrocious defending and the hesitant bambi-on-ice touch to control a ball barely moving, despite the ludicrous space around him. Then a shot a decent keeper wouldn't have saved: a decent keeper would have rushed and cleared. Jozy couldn't do it on a wet tuesday night in my local park. Fact,
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cadfael posted:
 I'd say that ranks at a definite "solidly hit" on the wellness chart, anyone agree/disagree?
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Aug 28, 2013 02:26
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I'm getting a reading of 57.3% on my Wellness Meter.
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Hmm... I think you both need to calibrate your meters, that's quite clearly nestled between Guided and Hit.
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Jozy takes too many steps when he runs. Very short stride. poo poo technique from top to bottom.
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Pissflaps posted:lol jozy found his level A bit of a can't win situation for Jozy Volmy here. If he hadn't scored he'd have been poo poo and if he scored he found his level.
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vaginal culture posted:Jozy takes too many steps when he runs. Very short stride. poo poo technique from top to bottom. I wonder what his 5m and 30m times are.
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jyrka posted:A bit of a can't win situation for Jozy Volmy here. If he hadn't scored he'd have been poo poo and if he scored he found his level. He's found his level: poo poo.
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Pissflaps posted:He's found his level: poo poo. Do you have a chart(shart)?
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No I don't.
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Jozy Altidore is actually pretty good tbh
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Aug 28, 2013 14:21
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How many goals did Jozy score in the first two games of last season?
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lol he scored four
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Aug 28, 2013 14:28
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Wish I were poo poo at football and played in the Netherlands.
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Why didn't anyone give this much of a poo poo about Brian McBride
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Monday Bandele posted:Why didn't anyone give this much of a poo poo about Brian McBride rip Brian McBride you played for Fulham for a bit and were quite good and then you bled a lot and died just rip
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