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How do all of these people keep having opinions about my cookies? These cookies are for me, not for you! All cookies go back into capitalizing more cookie production. gently caress you and your cookielust, general public.
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# ? Jun 14, 2024 08:55 |
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I miss the safe, colorful background before the grandmas took over. And now they're turning red. Why are they displeased? What are they looking for?
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The Grandmas told me that it would all be over soon. WHY DID THEY LIE TO ME? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO THEM?
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Grandmatriarchs status : awoken Oh jesus what have I done. I've dug too deep!
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Good Citizen posted:Grandmatriarchs status : awoken Just close the tab. I assure you it gets worse. Everything does.
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The only solution at this point is to keep digging.
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The research mechanic bums me out because there's now a stopper that blocks me progressing while I leave this idle and go out to work.
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I stopped paying the grandmas. The screen is now strange and disturbing, but I haven't noticed any change in cookie production, so no big deal. What can the grandmas take from me I haven't already lost? e: the news crawler just used the phrase "flesh highway". Kazzah fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Sep 1, 2013 |
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Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to close this browser? A cookie business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger! A guy opens his oven and gets burnt fingers and you think that of me? No. I am the one who bakes!
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The cookie chains will occasionally give you 6.6 trillion cookies, more than any other bonus can.
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I'm up to 5m cps and I have only seen one goddamn golden cookie. Is it just luck when they appear? I want them. I want those golden cookies so bad.
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Is this game crazy popular or something? The site's been down every time I've tried to check it out.
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Anyone else get the bug where the kitten engineers only cost 9,000,000,000 instead of 9,000,000,000,000? Because I just did and holy poo poo.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfY1lfFu8j8
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A Winner is Jew posted:Anyone else get the bug where the kitten engineers only cost 9,000,000,000 instead of 9,000,000,000,000? Because I just did and holy poo poo.
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A Winner is Jew posted:Anyone else get the bug where the kitten engineers only cost 9,000,000,000 instead of 9,000,000,000,000? Because I just did and holy poo poo. I definitely got that. I refreshed the page immediately after looking at that upgrade and could suddenly afford it.
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Sindai posted:Are you sure it was engineers? There's three levels of kittens and the middle one is 9b. I'm pretty sure when I bought kitten engineers they didn't cost 9 trillion.
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Finnankainen posted:I definitely got that. I refreshed the page immediately after looking at that upgrade and could suddenly afford it. This happened to me as well.
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Ogmius815 posted:I'm pretty sure when I bought kitten engineers they didn't cost 9 trillion. Before yesterday's update they cost 900b. I know because I bought a 1t cookie upgrade instead of the kittens and now my cps sucks.
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Sweet, got a cookie chain and ended up with 6.6 trillion.
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Looks like one of the new updates rearranges the upgrades in the stats page and also confuses kitten engineers with kitten workers.
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Uh oh, refreshed and got a "Service temporarily unavailable" page.
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So right now I'm making 160,000,000+ cookies a second but all my upgrades are over 999,999,999,999. Should I even bother buying farms, factories and mines at this point or just wait out the others, which are all super expensive.
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SloppyDoughnuts posted:So right now I'm making 160,000,000+ cookies a second but all my upgrades are over 999,999,999,999. Should I even bother buying farms, factories and mines at this point or just wait out the others, which are all super expensive. http://www.mediafire.com/view/863v8u0vqcy8ql0/Cookie_Clicker_v.1.032.xlsx Handy spreadsheet to figure out what's most cost effective.
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In the past few days, I've bought three AAA titles and gained far more enjoyment from loving Cookie Clicker than any of them.
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Slickdrac posted:http://www.mediafire.com/view/863v8u0vqcy8ql0/Cookie_Clicker_v.1.032.xlsx I guess it was only a matter of time but still holy poo poo. Did you make this? About cookies?
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I was too busy baking cookies for that. That's someone else's crazy work.
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Slickdrac posted:http://www.mediafire.com/view/863v8u0vqcy8ql0/Cookie_Clicker_v.1.032.xlsx Of course this has happened.
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Is the cookie chain still broken later in the game? I start a chain and no more cookies appear.
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Slickdrac posted:http://www.mediafire.com/view/863v8u0vqcy8ql0/Cookie_Clicker_v.1.032.xlsx Copied this over to Google Docs - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhFRc2dWWrY0dFJGRmFPSXlxSkxQNHhKRjhwald5bWc&usp=sharing Questioned what I'm doing with my life.
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Golden cookie clicks: 217 Oh grandma what am I doing with my life.
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how bad is Elder Pact
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Beasteh posted:how bad is You get more cps. Do you need to know anything else?
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I just refreshed and it's down oh god oh god oh no
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Beasteh posted:how bad is If you don't hunt for golden cookies often, it's fine, but I found it to be detrimental because the chance of getting a x666 red cookie is way lower than the negative effects.
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If you try to refresh, do it in a new tab until it works. The pull of cookies is too strong for the server.
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Raserys posted:Is this game crazy popular or something? The site's been down every time I've tried to check it out. The servers are cookies now. You can donate for bettr servers, but all bitcoins are cookies too.
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100 Alchemy Labs! Now just 100 Portals and Time Machines, and all the get 100 Achievemtns are done. There's 200 cursors as well I guess. fake edit: yes! The Elder Cookie or whichever one gives x666 production popped up while I was making this post. I can't help but do a silly evil laugh when I get that one.
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The website is down for me. I can't get on. Help. My life no longer has purpose.
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# ? Jun 14, 2024 08:55 |
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Why don't you call your grandmother?
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