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How do all of these people keep having opinions about my cookies? These cookies are for me, not for you! All cookies go back into capitalizing more cookie production. gently caress you and your cookielust, general public.
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I miss the safe, colorful background before the grandmas took over. And now they're turning red. Why are they displeased? What are they looking for?
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Sep 1, 2013 06:35
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The Grandmas told me that it would all be over soon. WHY DID THEY LIE TO ME? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO THEM?
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Sep 1, 2013 06:42
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Grandmatriarchs status : awoken Oh jesus what have I done. I've dug too deep!
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Good Citizen posted:Grandmatriarchs status : awoken Just close the tab. I assure you it gets worse. Everything does.
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Sep 1, 2013 06:48
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The only solution at this point is to keep digging.
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Sep 1, 2013 06:48
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The research mechanic bums me out because there's now a stopper that blocks me progressing while I leave this idle and go out to work.
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Sep 1, 2013 06:57
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I stopped paying the grandmas. The screen is now strange and disturbing, but I haven't noticed any change in cookie production, so no big deal. What can the grandmas take from me I haven't already lost? e: the news crawler just used the phrase "flesh highway". Kazzah fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Sep 1, 2013 |
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Sep 1, 2013 07:03
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Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to close this browser? A cookie business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger! A guy opens his oven and gets burnt fingers and you think that of me? No. I am the one who bakes!
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Sep 1, 2013 07:04
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The cookie chains will occasionally give you 6.6 trillion cookies, more than any other bonus can.
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Sep 1, 2013 07:28
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I'm up to 5m cps and I have only seen one goddamn golden cookie. Is it just luck when they appear? I want them. I want those golden cookies so bad.
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Sep 1, 2013 07:44
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Is this game crazy popular or something? The site's been down every time I've tried to check it out.
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Sep 1, 2013 07:44
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Anyone else get the bug where the kitten engineers only cost 9,000,000,000 instead of 9,000,000,000,000? Because I just did and holy poo poo.
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Sep 1, 2013 07:57
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Sep 1, 2013 08:16
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A Winner is Jew posted:Anyone else get the bug where the kitten engineers only cost 9,000,000,000 instead of 9,000,000,000,000? Because I just did and holy poo poo.
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Sep 1, 2013 08:26
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A Winner is Jew posted:Anyone else get the bug where the kitten engineers only cost 9,000,000,000 instead of 9,000,000,000,000? Because I just did and holy poo poo. I definitely got that. I refreshed the page immediately after looking at that upgrade and could suddenly afford it.
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Sep 1, 2013 08:48
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Sindai posted:Are you sure it was engineers? There's three levels of kittens and the middle one is 9b. I'm pretty sure when I bought kitten engineers they didn't cost 9 trillion.
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Sep 1, 2013 08:48
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Finnankainen posted:I definitely got that. I refreshed the page immediately after looking at that upgrade and could suddenly afford it. This happened to me as well.
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Sep 1, 2013 08:54
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Ogmius815 posted:I'm pretty sure when I bought kitten engineers they didn't cost 9 trillion. Before yesterday's update they cost 900b. I know because I bought a 1t cookie upgrade instead of the kittens and now my cps sucks.
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Sep 1, 2013 08:57
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Sweet, got a cookie chain and ended up with 6.6 trillion.
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Sep 1, 2013 09:15
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Looks like one of the new updates rearranges the upgrades in the stats page and also confuses kitten engineers with kitten workers.
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Sep 1, 2013 09:18
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Uh oh, refreshed and got a "Service temporarily unavailable" page.
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Sep 1, 2013 09:25
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So right now I'm making 160,000,000+ cookies a second but all my upgrades are over 999,999,999,999. Should I even bother buying farms, factories and mines at this point or just wait out the others, which are all super expensive.
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Sep 1, 2013 09:36
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SloppyDoughnuts posted:So right now I'm making 160,000,000+ cookies a second but all my upgrades are over 999,999,999,999. Should I even bother buying farms, factories and mines at this point or just wait out the others, which are all super expensive. http://www.mediafire.com/view/863v8u0vqcy8ql0/Cookie_Clicker_v.1.032.xlsx Handy spreadsheet to figure out what's most cost effective.
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Sep 1, 2013 09:37
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In the past few days, I've bought three AAA titles and gained far more enjoyment from loving Cookie Clicker than any of them.
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Sep 1, 2013 09:40
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Slickdrac posted:http://www.mediafire.com/view/863v8u0vqcy8ql0/Cookie_Clicker_v.1.032.xlsx I guess it was only a matter of time but still holy poo poo. Did you make this? About cookies?
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Sep 1, 2013 11:11
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I was too busy baking cookies for that. That's someone else's crazy work.
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Sep 1, 2013 11:19
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Slickdrac posted:http://www.mediafire.com/view/863v8u0vqcy8ql0/Cookie_Clicker_v.1.032.xlsx Of course this has happened.
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Sep 1, 2013 11:19
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Is the cookie chain still broken later in the game? I start a chain and no more cookies appear.
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Sep 1, 2013 11:21
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Slickdrac posted:http://www.mediafire.com/view/863v8u0vqcy8ql0/Cookie_Clicker_v.1.032.xlsx Copied this over to Google Docs - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhFRc2dWWrY0dFJGRmFPSXlxSkxQNHhKRjhwald5bWc&usp=sharing Questioned what I'm doing with my life.
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Sep 1, 2013 11:28
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Golden cookie clicks: 217 Oh grandma what am I doing with my life.
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Sep 1, 2013 11:33
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how bad is Elder Pact
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Beasteh posted:how bad is You get more cps. Do you need to know anything else?
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I just refreshed and it's down oh god oh god oh no
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Sep 1, 2013 12:07
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Beasteh posted:how bad is If you don't hunt for golden cookies often, it's fine, but I found it to be detrimental because the chance of getting a x666 red cookie is way lower than the negative effects.
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Sep 1, 2013 12:09
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If you try to refresh, do it in a new tab until it works. The pull of cookies is too strong for the server.
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Raserys posted:Is this game crazy popular or something? The site's been down every time I've tried to check it out. The servers are cookies now. You can donate for bettr servers, but all bitcoins are cookies too.
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Sep 1, 2013 12:40
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100 Alchemy Labs! Now just 100 Portals and Time Machines, and all the get 100 Achievemtns are done. There's 200 cursors as well I guess. fake edit: yes! The Elder Cookie or whichever one gives x666 production popped up while I was making this post. I can't help but do a silly evil laugh when I get that one.
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The website is down for me. I can't get on. Help. My life no longer has purpose.
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