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DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
You earn back 150% of the cost.

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Spiffo
Nov 24, 2005

K. Farb posted:

"moist cookies"

yes

Tea Bone
Feb 18, 2011

I'm going for gasps.

Leadthumb posted:

Sell all of your stuff and see how many of the 30 time machines you can buy.

It will be less than you think.

Yeah, I've realized this. Even if I get 100% back 1 portal wont even buy me one time machine.

Tipme
Oct 30, 2009
Hi. I'm a Chelsea fan since 2010. Please murder me with a piece of pipe. thanks.
The best part about going to sleep is knowing that when I wake up I will have 90 trillion cookies saved up to spend on approximately 1 time machine.

Spiffo
Nov 24, 2005

zalgo


fake edit Grandmapocalypse is the best thing in the world

Tea Bone
Feb 18, 2011

I'm going for gasps.

Tipme posted:

The best part about going to sleep is knowing that when I wake up I will have 90 trillion cookies saved up to spend on approximately 1 time machine.

Do we have stats on how long it takes to get the 100 time machines without golden cookies? I'd really like to finish this before any more "End games" are added, that way I can stop playing.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

Tea Bone posted:

Do we have stats on how long it takes to get the 100 time machines without golden cookies? I'd really like to finish this before any more "End games" are added, that way I can stop playing.

The final 5 time machines, without golden cookies or clicking are at least a week.

Musluk
May 23, 2011



Tea Bone posted:

Do we have stats on how long it takes to get the 100 time machines without golden cookies? I'd really like to finish this before any more "End games" are added, that way I can stop playing.

Around a month.

Golden Cookies speed this poo poo like 10x though.

You'll never be done, though...

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Oh! I thought we were talking about the last 30 as in 170 to 200.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Why are people under the impression that the 100th time machine is the "last" one? Talk to me when you get up to 200...

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
^^^ Unless you cheat that'll take literal years.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I know Im game.

tractor fanatic
Sep 9, 2005

Pillbug

RatHat posted:

^^^ Unless you cheat that'll take literal years.

It'll take about 3000 years to buy the 200th time machine.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

tractor fanatic posted:

It'll take about 3000 years to buy the 200th time machine.

At which point you'll be able to use a real life time machine to make up for all the time you wasted!

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



I've had 3 cookie chains end at 666,666,666 :(

KnoxZone
Jan 27, 2007

If I die before I Wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.
Don't know about 200 time machines, but I just got 200 cursors and the last upgrade. I am so close to having the last achievements that it scares me. What meaning will my life have left when clicking cookies no longer drives me to a goal?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




So what's the consensus on the Grandmapocalypse? Keep it going or keep the Golden Cookies rolling?

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

KnoxZone posted:

Don't know about 200 time machines, but I just got 200 cursors and the last upgrade. I am so close to having the last achievements that it scares me. What meaning will my life have left when clicking cookies no longer drives me to a goal?

The goal is cookies. It's always been cookies.


Joeslop posted:

So what's the consensus on the Grandmapocalypse? Keep it going or keep the Golden Cookies rolling?

Either roll Grannypoc or save up 18000xCPS and roll pledges. Never covenant.

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
1,800x, not 18,000x. In other words, 30 minutes worth.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

The cookies.

Just.

Won't.

Stop.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things
How many times do we have to go over this? If you only have 1800x the amount. The bonus will be 10% of that, or 180x the amount, or three minutes worth.

It's 18000x
Say it with me. 18000x.
You need 300 Minutes worth, so that 10 percent of that is 30 minutes.

gently caress sake people, go back to 4th grade math. :argh:

Edit: This is more a math obsession thing than a cookie obsession.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

tractor fanatic posted:

It'll take about 3000 years to buy the 200th time machine.

3310 years, 88 days, 20 hours. 39 minutes, and 57 seconds.

Assuming you get every other upgrade/achievement/building first and don't click on any gold/blood cookies.

OneDeadman
Oct 16, 2010

[SUPERBIA]

Good Citizen posted:

3310 years, 88 days, 20 hours. 39 minutes, and 57 seconds.

Assuming you get every other upgrade/achievement/building first and don't click on any gold/blood cookies.

"Dad why am I looking at the number of cookies go up on this old computer? We have five-dimensional VR Games now! "
"It's been in our family for thousands of generations and you are the one destined to get the final time machine."
"We have actual time machines now."
"SHUT UP AND CLICK THAT loving COOKIE."

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Segmentation Fault posted:

I'm working on a Cookie Clicker playlist. Suggest cookie-related songs (or songs that would just fit the atmosphere) for me to add!

It's not actually a cookie-related song, but by some work of blood magic, listening to Get Lucky by Daft Punk actually summons more lucky cookies.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

OneDeadman posted:

"Dad why am I looking at the number of cookies go up on this old computer? We have five-dimensional VR Games now! "
"It's been in our family for thousands of generations and you are the one destined to get the final time machine."
"We have actual time machines now."
"SHUT UP AND CLICK THAT loving COOKIE."

By that point clicking enthusiasts will have overclocked their mice and cyberarms to outpace automated cookie production and proto-hipsters will scoff as they sit in coffee shops clicking on cookies with their Pentium 3s running netscape navigator.

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~
The bonus is 10% of current cookies, up to a maximum of 1800x CPS

You need 18000x (which would be 300 minutes worth) your CPS stashed to get the full bonus, which is 1800x (or 30 minutes worth)

Blood cookies are only worth it to get up to that 18000x, after that Golden Cookies are always better, due to both the possible negative outcomes of Blood Cookies and the opportunity cost of getting a bad outcome, even if it is just 1/2 CPS for 66 seconds.

Cookiecraft :spergin:

also why the gently caress can't I quit playing this. This happened to me with Anti-Idle and I had to delete and clear my Flash cache to kick that

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Slickdrac posted:

twice within 4 milliseconds


Basically this or an autoclicker.

Touch screen and two (3?) fingers.

iopred
Aug 14, 2005

Heli Attack!
Why play the game, when you can make the game play itself?

Stick this in your javascript console.

code:
var c = document.getElementById('bigCookie');
var cstr = 'click';
var i, products, upgrades;
var cme = function() {
 for (i = 0; i < 100; i++) {
   c.dispatchEvent(new Event(cstr));
 }
 upgrades = document.getElementsByClassName('upgrade');
 for (i = 0; i < upgrades.length; i++) {
   upgrades[i].dispatchEvent(new Event(cstr));
 }
 products = document.getElementsByClassName('product');
 for (i = 0; i < products.length; i++) {
   products[i].dispatchEvent(new Event(cstr));
 }
 setTimeout(cme, 0);
}
cme();
Edit: Fixed upgrades.

iopred fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Sep 3, 2013

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

iopred posted:

Why play the game, when you can make the game play itself?

You get this non-handmade poo poo out of here

iopred
Aug 14, 2005

Heli Attack!

death .cab for qt posted:

You get this non-handmade poo poo out of here

The code was handmade.

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008

iopred posted:

Why play the game, when you can make the game play itself?

Stick this in your javascript console.

code:
var c = document.getElementById('bigCookie');
var cstr = 'click';
var i, products, upgrades;
var cme = function() {
 for (i = 0; i < 100; i++) {
   c.dispatchEvent(new Event(cstr));
 }
 upgrades = document.getElementsByClassName('upgrades');
 for (i = 0; i < upgrades.length; i++) {
   upgrades[i].dispatchEvent(new Event(cstr));
 }
 products = document.getElementsByClassName('product');
 for (i = 0; i < products.length; i++) {
   products[i].dispatchEvent(new Event(cstr));
 }
 setTimeout(cme, 0);
}
cme();

I don't understand french, what does it do?

Rene Rancourt
Mar 26, 2007

Was my contract good for you, too?

Tornado Lazers posted:

I don't understand french, what does it do?

Clicks the cookie a bunch, tries to buy new upgrades, tries to buy new buildings, repeats

iopred
Aug 14, 2005

Heli Attack!

Tornado Lazers posted:

I don't understand french, what does it do?

Brute-forces the game, clicks a lot of cookies and buys the first available thing to buy.

Sea Lily
Aug 5, 2007

Everything changes, Pit.
Even gods.

It doesn't seem to ever buy any upgrades, just more buildings.

Hot Dog Day #38
May 16, 2004
Seems like Elder Covenant might break that code insofar as it's going to toggle it on and off every time you have 6.6 trillion cookies banked.

edit: if it buys upgrades, that is.

Rene Rancourt
Mar 26, 2007

Was my contract good for you, too?

Hot Dog Day #38 posted:

Seems like Elder Covenant might break that code insofar as it's going to toggle it on and off every time you have 6.6 trillion cookies banked.

edit: if it buys upgrades, that is.

It'll have to have all the buildings built to near 6.6 trillion first

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

iopred posted:

Brute-forces the game, clicks a lot of cookies and buys the first available thing to buy.

Does it click golden/blood cookies?

EDIT: It does not

animatorZed
Jan 2, 2008
falling down
Oh so very close... :ohdear:

Abisteen
Sep 30, 2005

Oh my God what the fuck am I?

Slickdrac posted:

Edit: This is more a math obsession thing than a cookie obsession.

Please explain why you are obsessing over something that is not cookie related. I don't understand.

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The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

animatorZed posted:

Oh so very close... :ohdear:



Just wait until you're saving up for Quadrillion Fingers! 50 trillion, right there.

I'm 34 trillion towards that goal right now, and then it's... Time Machines. Augh.

Lucky really is one of the best bonuses though, next to a full chain or an Elder frenzy. I'm getting close to a trillion each time.

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