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jooky
Jan 15, 2003

cadfael posted:

You have a really bad attitude and poor mentality about Jozy, its a disgrace.

agreed OP

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Feb 29, 2012


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Jozy wasn't really hurt sounds like he's just far too poo poo to play for Sunderland. What an awful buy. Absolute garbageman.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Messyass posted:

This thread does beg the question, how poo poo is Bojan that he can't even score in the eredivisie?

Suqit won't be happy at all

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Messyass posted:

This thread does beg the question, how poo poo is Bojan that he can't even score in the eredivisie?
Fun Bojan fact: His best season for goals occurred when he was 17. He's spent his entire career as an adult regressing.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Crazy Ted posted:

He's spent his entire career as an adult regressing.

Sounds like the entire TYK

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I'm having a moment now where I'm realizing that I am basically Bojan with less money + sex

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

bow chicka wow wow posted:

I'm having a moment now where I'm realizing that I am basically Bojan with less money + sex

Are you serbian as well then op?

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Koesj posted:

Are you serbian as well then op?

No but I drink slivovitz unironically

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
Ah, honorary serbian

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

bow chicka wow wow posted:

I'm having a moment now where I'm realizing that I am basically Bojan with less money + sex

I don't have a folder full of gifs of you being handsome :colbert:

All Of The Dicks
Apr 7, 2012

A slore is similar to a slunt, right?

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
I predict that Jozy will not score for Sunderland in the next week.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

I predict he will score 3 across the two games against footballing firepowers Costa Rica and Mexico. And the yanks will be campaigning for him to be world player if the year.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Fabio Borini will score MORE goals than Jozy

ZHamburglar
Aug 24, 2006
I have a penis.
Do own goals count towards or against his goal total? This is an important rule.

All Of The Dicks
Apr 7, 2012

Jozy Altidore will score more Premier League goals than Andy Carroll

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

All Of The Dicks posted:

Jozy Altidore will score more Premier League goals than Andy Carroll

Jota posted:

Fabio Borini will score MORE goals than Jozy

How many more goals, dickheads? If you're gonna rip off my prediction format at least have the balls to be accurate like I was.

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em

The Natural posted:

And the yanks will be campaigning for him to be world player if the year.

Universe mate, you aren't thinking big enough.

GO JOZY GO!!

thompson
Jun 6, 2006

joshtothemaxx posted:

The sight and the glory. Go Jozy Go.



Make those Sunderland City Magpies taste the stars and the stripes son

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle
for those not following the CONCACAF thread:

Jozy came on as a late substitute tonight

he gave away the ball for a Costa Rica counter-attacking goal

he got a stupid booking in stoppage time, selflessly boosting the USMNTs chances against Mexico by making himself unavailable.

USA lost 3-1

In conclusion, garbageman/10. they'd have been better off with Eddie Johnson

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
That's technically off-topic, but I appreciate the reminder of how unrelentingly poo poo Jozy Altidore is in competitive matches outside the Netherlands.

I look forward to seeing him not play at home versus Mexico.

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Feb 29, 2012


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Babby Thatcher posted:

for those not following the CONCACAF thread:

Jozy came on as a late substitute tonight

he gave away the ball for a Costa Rica counter-attacking goal

he got a stupid booking in stoppage time, selflessly boosting the USMNTs chances against Mexico by making himself unavailable.

USA lost 3-1

In conclusion, garbageman/10. they'd have been better off with Eddie Johnson

Thanks for the writeup. I missed the match (not watching that bull poo poo on a friday night, good choice imo i was vindicated by the result) jozy is a retard and bad.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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On current form, I have to give credit to those that have predicted zero goals, though I am still holding out hope that Sunderland Association Fascists Club will be able to kick poo poo literally off his rear end into the goal, thus getting him four and netting me a win in this competition.

80085
Mar 19, 2001

Dos a cero!

Babby Thatcher posted:

for those not following the CONCACAF thread:

Jozy came on as a late substitute tonight

he gave away the ball for a Costa Rica counter-attacking goal

he got a stupid booking in stoppage time, selflessly boosting the USMNTs chances against Mexico by making himself unavailable.

USA lost 3-1

In conclusion, garbageman/10. they'd have been better off with Eddie Johnson

Decent writeup, however Eddie Johnson was in fact in the game. You may not have noticed because he doesn't know how to play, but you also should have noticed because he has stupid platinum blonde hair.

Jozy was motm

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Feb 29, 2012


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Jozy will never score, the grubby scrote. What was I thinking? 3 goals lol.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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80085 posted:

Decent writeup, however Eddie Johnson was in fact in the game. You may not have noticed because he doesn't know how to play, but you also should have noticed because he has stupid platinum blonde hair.

Jozy was motm

He hosed up leading to the third goal, also known as the nail in the coffin

80085
Mar 19, 2001

Dos a cero!

tbp posted:

He hosed up leading to the third goal, also known as the nail in the coffin

That may be but have you seen Eddie Johnson's hair

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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80085 posted:

That may be but have you seen Eddie Johnson's hair

We all kind of know Eddie Johnson is crap, I think Altidore has a mentality problem, maybe needs to train a bit more, seems like he's lazy and not taking advantage of his animalistic power.

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Feb 29, 2012


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Eddie Johnson is better than jozy and always was. Eddie tries his best. Jozy is garbageman.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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vaginal culture posted:

Eddie Johnson is better than jozy and always was. Eddie tries his best. Jozy is garbageman.

That's true, can't deny the garbageman status

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

vaginal culture posted:

Jozy will never score, the grubby scrote. What was I thinking? 3 goals lol.

Starting to question my prediction of 1 goal.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

Ninpo posted:

Starting to question my prediction of 1 goal.

I said 8 ffs!

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Carrier posted:

I said 8 ffs!

lol that was a pretty poor decision Carrier mate.

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Jul 1, 2008




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Babby Thatcher posted:

for those not following the CONCACAF thread:

Jozy came on as a late substitute tonight

he gave away the ball for a Costa Rica counter-attacking goal

he got a stupid booking in stoppage time, selflessly boosting the USMNTs chances against Mexico by making himself unavailable.

USA lost 3-1

In conclusion, garbageman/10. they'd have been better off with Eddie Johnson

Guys, please keep all CONCACAF chat in the official CONCACAF thread. Danke.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

pissy smelliott posted:

Guys, please keep all CONCACAF chat in the official CONCACAF thread. Danke.

Wow isn't that some backseat modding? tbp?!

I predicted a poo poo ton of goals for Jozy and I feel like a big idiot, but I'm still close to my mark for the League Cup.

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Jul 1, 2008




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pissy smelliott posted:

it's okay I'm not saying six

he will score 7 goals

lol kill me

Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005

I didn't make a prediction because I don't consider Jozy to be a footballer.

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

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It's funny how you guys talked the talk about Jozy being trash but didn't walk the walk with your predictions. Here in 0 goals crew we don't do things by half measures.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Reminder it was I Serious Gaylord who first predicted 0 goals.

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tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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tetsman posted:

Wow isn't that some backseat modding? tbp?!

I predicted a poo poo ton of goals for Jozy and I feel like a big idiot, but I'm still close to my mark for the League Cup.

I looked closely at the post - and I'll allow it.

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