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I'm standing by my 7 goals because either I'm right or Jozy is amazingly poo poo. I win either way
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What will happen first, a goal or an own goal? He showed promise at a future OG with that poo poo sequence that lead to the goal last night
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Sep 7, 2013 17:04
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10+ goals
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Sep 7, 2013 17:06
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I predicted 9 goals but I was actually referring to Jozy's personal life goals. For example, - spending more time with his family - calling old friends that he hasn't spoken to in a while - never leaving dirty dishes in the sink overnight - hand writing a letter (what a lost art!) and so forth. Can anyone close to Jozy please help me confirm that I am still on track to winning this?
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Sep 7, 2013 17:10
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It's a lost art indeed, my friend tremendous homo.
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Sep 7, 2013 17:13
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tremendous homo posted:I predicted 9 goals but I was actually referring to Jozy's personal life goals. These sorts of goals are specifically excluded in the OP.
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Sep 7, 2013 17:16
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oliwan posted:10+ goals Is he returning to the Dutch league?
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Sep 7, 2013 17:16
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Pissflaps posted:Is he returning to the Dutch league? If we are allowing such general statements as that (something I thought was implicitly NOT allowed) then I would like the opportunity to change my prediction to J ≥ 0 where J is the number of goals Jozy scores as specified in the OP.
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Sep 7, 2013 17:22
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No, 13 goals in the Barclays.
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Sep 7, 2013 17:26
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Does an own goal count against Jozy's goal tally
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Sep 7, 2013 17:51
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tremendous homo posted:I predicted 9 goals but I was actually referring to Jozy's personal life goals. I liked this post kwagga.
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Sep 7, 2013 18:05
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I'd have liked it more if kwagga had bothered to read the OP.
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Sep 7, 2013 18:08
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my gut instinct tells me jozy is about to get a week off, get the rest he needs, and go on a scoring spree
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Sep 7, 2013 18:12
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Pissflaps posted:I'd have liked it more if kwagga had bothered to read the OP. They're good goals imo, maybe another goal Jozy could have is to pass up dessert except on special occasions. Also only eat until full, not beyond. No comfort eating as well. Really get that weight issue under control. Hes fat.
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Sep 7, 2013 18:12
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Jozy needs to get into shape if he is serious about being a professional footballer. I blame American food culture.
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Sep 7, 2013 18:13
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Jozy is a millionaire and its disgraceful how bad he is for all that money
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Sep 7, 2013 18:16
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Pissflaps posted:Jozy needs to get into shape if he is serious about being a professional footballer. I blame American food culture. Reckon they have parmos in Sunderland?
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Sep 7, 2013 18:40
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jyrka posted:Reckon they have parmos in Sunderland? Not any more
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Sep 7, 2013 20:16
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Pissflaps posted:Jozy needs to get into shape if he is serious about being a professional footballer. I blame American food culture. It might not be his fault he could be trapped in a food desert
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Sep 7, 2013 20:18
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Tbh if you'd grown up in America and then realised what cheese and bacon really are you're gonna get fat too.
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Sep 7, 2013 21:05
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serious gaylord posted:Tbh if you'd grown up in America and then realised what cheese and bacon really are you're gonna get fat too.
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Sep 7, 2013 21:40
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vaginal culture posted:They're good goals imo, maybe another goal Jozy could have is to pass up dessert except on special occasions. Also only eat until full, not beyond. No comfort eating as well. Really get that weight issue under control. Hes fat. Maybe his goal should be to score a goal. Makes you think.
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Sep 7, 2013 21:49
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To be fair, when Altidore was at Hull I really didn't pay much attention to him so in a way I thought hating on Altidore was just hazing the new big lad on the block, like hating on Carroll. But no, he is actually that poo poo. He's so poo poo I'd not want him anywhere in Belgium. He's so poo poo Jared Jeffrey, an American who's so poo poo he never played a single match for the first team for Club Brugge (and believe me, a lot of poo poo has passed that first team), would go "loving hell Di Canio, I'm right here".
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Sep 7, 2013 21:53
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serious gaylord posted:Tbh if you'd grown up in America and then realised what cheese and bacon really are you're gonna get fat too. Yeah but somehow he's kept on the weight after going to England which is a culinary wasteland
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Sep 7, 2013 22:00
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serious gaylord posted:Tbh if you'd grown up in America and then realised what cheese and bacon really are you're gonna get fat too. As an American and someone that predicted an absurdly high number of goals, my feelings have been hurt so many times in this thread, but this post cuts the deepest of all. Our bacon is delicious god drat it.
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Sep 7, 2013 22:02
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Jozy's bacon a poo poo pie for you guys, chock-full of his youtube highlights.
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Sep 7, 2013 22:25
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trem_two posted:As an American and someone that predicted an absurdly high number of goals, my feelings have been hurt so many times in this thread, but this post cuts the deepest of all. Our bacon is delicious god drat it. It's dreadful.
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Sep 7, 2013 22:57
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meat is murder pork is filth all praise due jah the most high rasta far i
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Sep 7, 2013 23:32
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Jota posted:Yeah but somehow he's kept on the weight after going to England which is a culinary wasteland True, even Polish people mock British cuisine. That's bad.
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Sep 8, 2013 07:19
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Stay on topic please ameritrolls don't get this thread closed just because your boy jozy is a fat fraud who has been found out in the big boy league.
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Sep 8, 2013 07:26
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There's no Barclay's Premier League on NBC Sports featuring The Sunderland Black Cats this weekend. This seems like a perfectly appropriate conversation given these circumstances.
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Sep 8, 2013 07:42
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Shop around for strikers! Always loving shop for strikers. Strikers are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain 1 goal per match at some Holland poverty league for 2 seasons. Find one that makes sense. Change your tactics, play a trequartista if you think it makes sense, but for the love of gently caress, shop around for strikers.
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Sep 8, 2013 08:17
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lol great advice op
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Sep 8, 2013 08:29
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Wait, do you seriously not have bacon in the north of England?
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All Of The Dicks posted:Wait, do you seriously not have bacon in the north of England? It's called proper bacon and comes from healthy pigs happy to give of themselves, not the genetically engineered misshapen monstrosities that could join the US men's cycling team easily.
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Von Linus posted:It's called proper bacon and comes from healthy pigs happy to give of themselves, not the genetically engineered misshapen monstrosities that could join the US men's cycling team easily. Lmao
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All Of The Dicks posted:Wait, do you seriously not have bacon in the north of England? How did you conclude this from this discussion?
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All Of The Dicks posted:Wait, do you seriously not have bacon in the north of England? nice strawman 
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All Of The Dicks posted:Wait, do you seriously not have bacon in the north of England? If you go a bit above the north of England, they don't wear pants, either.
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In England, pants are called leg sleevies.
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