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Human Tornada
Mar 4, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.

henpod posted:

Stick it out you fuckers, its absolutely terrible but don't give up so near the end. Muck it out with the rest of us and enjoy the thread tearing each episode to pieces.

Honestly for the last few episodes I watched, I watched them after reading the thread and they didn't add anything to my enjoyment of the thread. They did nothing except make me wish there were more funny posts. The thread doesn't require you to watch at this point and anything really good will be in hilarious gif form.

I will watch the finale though.

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Pillowpants posted:

I think I'm going to boycott Showtime and anything Scott Buck does for the rest of his life after this ends.

Just boycott Scott Buck. It's only Showtime's fault insofar as they employed him, they can still make other shows that are good.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Jedit posted:

Just boycott Scott Buck. It's only Showtime's fault insofar as they employed him, they can still make other shows that are good.
I don't know, have you seen the leaked season premiere of Homeland?

And that one episode of Ray Donovan I saw wasn't very interesting.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
Showtime - You've seen some episodes. Just watch the rest.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Human Tornada posted:

Honestly for the last few episodes I watched, I watched them after reading the thread and they didn't add anything to my enjoyment of the thread. They did nothing except make me wish there were more funny posts. The thread doesn't require you to watch at this point and anything really good will be in hilarious gif form.

This is easily the most painful part of trying to watch Dexter now, especially since BB started up again. I can't make it through an episode with only half a dozen liveposts, I need scene-by-scene ridicule and vitriol to maintain the will to live throughout.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

henpod posted:

Why are people huffing and puffing that they are done with the show, only a few episodes from the end. Yeah, this season is atrocious, and every time someone says Hannah Mackay it makes me think of Mr. Mackay from South Park.

Stick it out you fuckers, its absolutely terrible but don't give up so near the end. Muck it out with the rest of us and enjoy the thread tearing each episode to pieces.

I'd rather just read the thread, its far more entertaining

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Pop quiz:

Scott Buck or Kurt Sutter.

You can only choose 1.

Go.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Human Tornada posted:

Honestly for the last few episodes I watched, I watched them after reading the thread and they didn't add anything to my enjoyment of the thread. They did nothing except make me wish there were more funny posts. The thread doesn't require you to watch at this point and anything really good will be in hilarious gif form.

I will watch the finale though.

I don't remember any pics of Dexter standing outside the cafe, during the day, watching Saxon. It was something that really had to be seen. I'm pretty sure that was the worst moment of the show so far.

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Pop quiz:

Scott Buck or Kurt Sutter.

You can only choose 1.

Go.

Can I choose Veena Sud?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Waltzing Along posted:

I don't remember any pics of Dexter standing outside the cafe, during the day, watching Saxon. It was something that really had to be seen. I'm pretty sure that was the worst moment of the show so far.

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Pop quiz:

Scott Buck or Kurt Sutter.

You can only choose 1.

Go.
Great, now my mind has to imagine what Kurt Sutter's version of Dexter would look like and how he'd manage to force the audience to watch him beat off in the context of the show :smith:

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Pillowpants posted:

I think I'm going to boycott Showtime and anything Scott Buck does for the rest of his life after this ends.

Since Homeland pretty much blew up during the second season (and not in the good way), and Dexter is finishing up with two straight season of total poo poo, I have definitely determined that as soon as the last episode of Dexter airs I'm axing Showtime from my satellite lineup.

If anyone tells me some new show on Showtime is great I'm going to just stick my fingers in my ears and go TRALALALALA.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

I showed a friend this gif as one reason why Dexter is bad and his response is at least things happen in Dexter unlike The Wire :negative:

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

deafmute posted:

Great, now my mind has to imagine what Kurt Sutter's version of Dexter would look like and how he'd manage to force the audience to watch him beat off in the context of the show :smith:

I don't even know who he is, thankfully.

Dexter's Final Cut is now read, and it was well worth doing. It's impossible to read in any other way but as contemptuous of the ruin that the show has become. It's also so good to see Dexter as an actual psychopath again instead of an angst-ridden antihero.

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

Jedit posted:

I don't even know who he is, thankfully.

Dexter's Final Cut is now read, and it was well worth doing. It's impossible to read in any other way but as contemptuous of the ruin that the show has become. It's also so good to see Dexter as an actual psychopath again instead of an angst-ridden antihero.

I thought it wasn't out until the 17th?

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

Zwabu posted:

Since Homeland pretty much blew up during the second season (and not in the good way), and Dexter is finishing up with two straight season of total poo poo, I have definitely determined that as soon as the last episode of Dexter airs I'm axing Showtime from my satellite lineup.

If anyone tells me some new show on Showtime is great I'm going to just stick my fingers in my ears and go TRALALALALA.

I still have Californication to finish. That's my hate-watch show for next year. It can't go another season... can it?

overtone
Jul 26, 2001
t(o_ot)
Forgive me if this has been asked and answered, but is there a chance that Lumen was meant to be the Hannah character? I remember the rumors that Julia Stiles was fired or written out because of on set drama.

Ekusukariba
Oct 11, 2012

overtone posted:

Forgive me if this has been asked and answered, but is there a chance that Lumen was meant to be the Hannah character? I remember the rumors that Julia Stiles was fired or written out because of on set drama.

Wasn't there rumors that she had an affair with Michael C Hall?

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006

Ekusukariba posted:

Wasn't there rumors that she had an affair with Michael C Hall?

That's what I heard.

Also, the scene they showed on Thursdays daily show with MCH as the guest star shows me more that the spoilers are real :(

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Paradox Personified posted:

I thought it wasn't out until the 17th?

It's been out in the UK since Thursday.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pillowpants posted:

That's what I heard.

Also, the scene they showed on Thursdays daily show with MCH as the guest star shows me more that the spoilers are real :(

Which spoilers? :v:

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Pillowpants posted:

That's what I heard.

Also, the scene they showed on Thursdays daily show with MCH as the guest star shows me more that the spoilers are real :(

MCH was on the Daily Show? I bet they gave him softball questions and never asked him about the decline in quality in the show, right?

:ughh:

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

No but Jon did ask him what the hell is up with the low body count. I've never actually seen MCH outside of Dexter so that was interesting.

Marley Wants More
Oct 22, 2005

woof

Zwabu posted:

If anyone tells me some new show on Showtime is great I'm going to just stick my fingers in my ears and go TRALALALALA.

It's not new, but House of Lies

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Marley Wants More posted:

It's not new, but House of Lies

And Shameless!

No one ever remembers Shameless. :smith:

Marley Wants More
Oct 22, 2005

woof

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

And Shameless!

No one ever remembers Shameless. :smith:

I can't believe I forgot Shameless.

Yep. House of Lies and Shameless. And Nurse Jackie, sorta. And I'd like to say Ray Donovan, but according to its thread nobody but me really likes it much.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

I lost interest in Dexter after season 4 because the premise was getting stretched a little thin by then. I just wasn't able to suspend my disbelief to think that 1/3 of tha apparent population of Miami are serial killers anymore. The format was bugging me and the B cast has never been stellar but by that point I was sick of them and just gave p. Picked it up season 8 last week because of how terrible everyone said it was, and it definitely didn't disappoint in that regard. What a shitshow shamefest.

One thing that's irking me a lot is Deb. She's always been, to me, a terrible character even from season 1, but the writers have really screwed her over. Treating her like she's just a huge bitch because she doesn't understand how groovy cool Dexter is. Mean ol' Deb who gets annoyed at Dexter when he wants to have his serial killer girlfriend stay with Deb. Why doesn't Deb want Dexter to be happy? URGH SHE'S SUCH A BUZZKILL WHY DOESN'T SHE UNDERSTAND HOW COOL MURDEROUS LUNATICS ARE?!?!?!?!

Seriously this season is at least weirdly engaging for how creepy it's been about how cool psychopaths are.

suztan
Jul 4, 2012

Robotnik Nudes posted:

One thing that's irking me a lot is Deb. She's always been, to me, a terrible character even from season 1, but the writers have really screwed her over. Treating her like she's just a huge bitch because she doesn't understand how groovy cool Dexter is.

Not to mention, how she's just frigid and mean because she doesn't see how much of a nice guy her boss is. I'm actually grateful the writers forgot that particular plotline (among others so far), it was just the creepiest. Plus I don't think there's enough time in the season to show Boss What's-his-name donning the proverbial fedora, anyway. :v:

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

suztan posted:

Not to mention, how she's just frigid and mean because she doesn't see how much of a nice guy her boss is. I'm actually grateful the writers forgot that particular plotline (among others so far), it was just the creepiest. Plus I don't think there's enough time in the season to show Boss What's-his-name donning the proverbial fedora, anyway. :v:

It's like Reddit wrote a TV show

GUI
Nov 5, 2005

I'm watching Season 3 for the first time and reaching episode 7 has been a tremendous chore. I adored the first season, but thought the second was mediocre since the sociopath girlfriend plot wasn't interesting enough to be stretched for over 10 hours. The Doakes sub-plot was the only good thing, yet at the same time killing him on the second season felt like wasted potential as his interactions with Dexter were among the highlights of the show. Season 3 so far? There's been the BFF sub-plot with Miguel that suffers from being stretched for endless hours like Lila's in Season 2, and what feels like an ever-increasing amount of time spent on these uninteresting side-characters that never seem to change in any way. Debra is a tremendous womanchild in a show full of stereotypical female characters and I'm sure her story arc of having issues with her superiors and men has been repeated half a dozen times so far. There's also something about a guy called Chicky Hines that I've been sleeping through and a skinner psychopath who has barely been relevant up to this point.

I hate myself so I'm going to give it until Season 5 to get better (though from reading this thread it seems like the show drops even further in quality beyond 4), if it doesn't then I'll watch Breaking Bad which everyone seems to adore.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

What are you even doing, just stop now and go watch Breaking Bad. Nothing good is going to come of this project.

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

Season 4 is the upswing so give that a shot first.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Season four was the final shot of low-grade heroin before you wake up starving, covered in diarrhea, with four cracked teeth behind a Chinese buffet dumpster four days later.

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary

GUI posted:

I'm watching Season 3 for the first time and reaching episode 7 has been a tremendous chore. I adored the first season, but thought the second was mediocre since the sociopath girlfriend plot wasn't interesting enough to be stretched for over 10 hours. The Doakes sub-plot was the only good thing, yet at the same time killing him on the second season felt like wasted potential as his interactions with Dexter were among the highlights of the show. Season 3 so far? There's been the BFF sub-plot with Miguel that suffers from being stretched for endless hours like Lila's in Season 2, and what feels like an ever-increasing amount of time spent on these uninteresting side-characters that never seem to change in any way. Debra is a tremendous womanchild in a show full of stereotypical female characters and I'm sure her story arc of having issues with her superiors and men has been repeated half a dozen times so far. There's also something about a guy called Chicky Hines that I've been sleeping through and a skinner psychopath who has barely been relevant up to this point.

I hate myself so I'm going to give it until Season 5 to get better (though from reading this thread it seems like the show drops even further in quality beyond 4), if it doesn't then I'll watch Breaking Bad which everyone seems to adore.

I gave up halfway through Season 3 and started again with Season 4 and I missed absolutely nothing.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Oh wait, is this show on tonight? I felt such an uplifting freedom last weekend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU



ARE WE THERE YET? :bang:

suztan
Jul 4, 2012

Just think of the great weight being lifted off of your shoulders when the credits roll for the last time.

Until the inevitable 'Dexter: Season 9!!!!' announcement causes it to come crashing back down.

User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)

suztan posted:

Just think of the great weight being lifted off of your shoulders when the credits roll for the last time.

Until the inevitable 'Dexter: Season 9!!!!' announcement causes it to come crashing back down.

I guarantee you 100% that no matter how the series ends, there will be headlines for YEARS asking "Is there a Dexter movie in the works??"

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I almost caught myself watching last week's episode again.

Man what the gently caress is wrong with me?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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A promo for tonight's episode just came on and I involuntarily started sneering when Yvonne Strahovsky came on screen.

QuickbreathFinisher fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Sep 9, 2013

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deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I almost caught myself watching last week's episode again.

Man what the gently caress is wrong with me?
If you watch it over again without the sole intent of creating gifs from hilarious/awful poo poo that happens in the show I'm pretty sure it might mean you have masochistic tendencies :ohdear:

Wait a second... wasn't last weeks episode nothing? If that's the case you might be on the path to recovery.

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