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Supernorn posted:I like this guy. Hiiii! I play on LLJK 1 all the time now. E: HiHo ChiRho posted:Anyone have their spouses stare at you while playing this game? The one time I didn't play on mute or wear headphones my wife stared at me due to the 3 minute fart/scream symphony on the shuttle. I told her she didn't want to know, and she agreed. I steal the Sax all the time now because Careless Whisper makes my girlfriend crack up. Shoehead fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Sep 28, 2013 |
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Phlogistic posted:Okay, can we not have admins posting loving goatse in game? That's really not cool.
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Sep 28, 2013 13:09
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Wow, who even did that? Also, wonderful round in which I was a traitor barman, polymorphed into a bear, and then filled with grog. And also had a fake moustache. Captain Spigot the Charming Bear twirled his way through the station, stealing new players and subjecting them to obscure SS13 trivia before murdering them and stuffing them in the horrifying cuboid of carnage that was Davy Jones' Locker. Unfortunately, a rogue nuke had blown up the entire lower half of the station, but in the end that just drove more fodder north, to where the Locker lurked with unrestrained greed.
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Sep 28, 2013 13:25
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HiHo ChiRho posted:Anyone have their spouses stare at you while playing this game? The one time I didn't play on mute or wear headphones my wife stared at me due to the 3 minute fart/scream symphony on the shuttle. I told her she didn't want to know, and she agreed. I explained to mine that I was pretending to be a space janitor cleaning up vomit and that I was giggling because people kept slipping on the floor and falling over. She hasn't asked about it since.
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Sep 28, 2013 13:27
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LLJK #2 is also down. Shalhavet what have you done this time? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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Yeah looks like both the servers just died. Also does anyone know why this happens and how I can fix it?  It just sits there over the top of every other window. It's happened twice now and it doesn't seem to go away until I restart my laptop. Kind of a pain!
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Entenzahn posted:LLJK #2 is also down. Shalhavet what have you done this time? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I don't know! I was asleep and I don't even play on LLJK #2, hell, it's not even in my bookmarks.
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Sep 28, 2013 15:54
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Had something weird happen in my last round. I was the roboticist, and Medical Director Pooch dragged in a rotting body and yelled at me to borg him immediately. As I worked the guy kept rotting, at an absurd speed. I was going to save him though, just needed to use the circular saw one last time to get his brain. Then this happened:  I'm still not sure what caused it. There were vampires in that round, is it one of their powers?
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Sep 28, 2013 16:31
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Spy_Guy posted:Started as a traitorous CE, yet again. Today was different, however, as Mr Torgue was the AI. I was the engineer who babysat the hot loop that round. I was a bit sceptical when you started planning to fry the AI immediately when people started talking about its ostensive subversion, but I never suspected you were a traitor. I suppose you must have gone on a rampage and gotten yourself killed at some point since you stopped responding to my reports. I exited Engineering as the engine finally died (I don't really understand why - I kept the pressure just below 3000 kPa at all times, as you had told me to) and the escape shuttle was approaching. I had been locked away and very focussed on maintaining the power output the whole round, and hadn't expected to find the station quite so ruined; there had appparently been several bombs, lots of hull breaches and a blob in what remained of the south hallways. Almost no survivors - hell, I was completely alone on the escape shuttle until two more people joined me just before it departed. The temperature in the hot loop was around eight million Kelvin just before the pressure suddenly started to drop, by the way.
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Sep 28, 2013 16:53
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 Fascinating. If your face is covered and the mindslaver has someone else's ID, you're the mindslave of whoever's ID they're holding. In this case, Dirty Harry, Conor's target.
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Shalhavet posted:Fascinating. If your face is covered and the mindslaver has someone else's ID, you're the mindslave of whoever's ID they're holding. In this case, Dirty Harry, Conor's target. This makes me want to spend my next traitor round mindslaving everyone over to, say, the barman, or the janitor, or the clown. Imagine the reaction when the whole station shows up and demands orders from a very confused bartender.
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Sep 28, 2013 18:20
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Lost Generation posted:
Micheal Tennant is one of the names an admin uses. And selfgib-one of the admin's powers that is abused constantly-detonates their mob in a shower of gibs and explosions.
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neogeo0823 posted:This makes me want to spend my next traitor round mindslaving everyone over to, say, the barman, or the janitor, or the clown. Imagine the reaction when the whole station shows up and demands orders from a very confused bartender. Shadowbag posted:Micheal Tennant is one of the names an admin uses. And selfgib-one of the admin's powers that is abused constantly-detonates their mob in a shower of gibs and explosions.
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Sep 28, 2013 20:05
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silentsnack posted:Mindslaves have a [I] icon over their master so they can see through any disguise like syndicates and probably thralls. I didn't have an [I] icon on anyone on the station.
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Sep 28, 2013 20:12
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Shalhavet posted:I didn't have an [I] icon on anyone on the station. edit: vvv 0 for 2 eh? C'est la vie. silentsnack fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Sep 28, 2013 |
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Sep 28, 2013 20:17
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silentsnack posted:
Wrong! (It's me. Freaking out medical doctors is a thing I like to do on a regular basis. It's fun and everyone should try to do it as much as possible.)
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Sep 28, 2013 20:23
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Spacemarine9 posted:Wrong! Wasn't there a drug cocktail you could make that would let you kill yourself via brute damage(say, slicing your throat with a shard), then heal you enough that you'd just stand up and walk away after a minute or two? Or was that broken when drug addictions and the bloodstream reagent cap were put into place? EDIT: Whoa, quote text freaked out for a second there.
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Spacemarine9 posted:(It's me. Freaking out medical doctors is a thing I like to do on a regular basis. It's fun and everyone should try to do it as much as possible.) I was confused by the ability to attack the explosion as much as the explosion itself. The next guy waiting to be borged said something like 'He just sawed an explosion!'. Also, I'm not treating Michael Tennant anymore. Don't care if it's metagaming, he's a highly explosive jerk 
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Sep 28, 2013 20:57
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neogeo0823 posted:Wasn't there a drug cocktail you could make that would let you kill yourself via brute damage(say, slicing your throat with a shard), then heal you enough that you'd just stand up and walk away after a minute or two? Or was that broken when drug addictions and the bloodstream reagent cap were put into place? That either doesn't work anymore or the formula I'm aware of was changed. I think it just flat out doesn't work.
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Joined late as chaplain, decided to explore space unless a wizard was around. Minipod to mining, broke down some walls to grab a space suit and find emagged doors all over. Made some small talk with the likely traitor, but he gave chase as I made my way back to my pod. Wasn't going to report him to the station unless he went mad bomber or whatever, but he knew that I knew and his paranoia won. Stun, strip, drag to space. Except he dragged me within a few tiles of his own pod, so I jump in and floor it. Chasing still, I open a wormhole back to the station and he flies right into it in a shower of gibs. Never realized pods had that kind of power.
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Sep 28, 2013 21:25
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There used to be a cap on how much damage each bodypart could take, and shooting yourself in the head was easily survivable if you were near full health and/or full of tricordrazine/bicaridine. I'm guessing suicide by glass shard just did the same thing. Now any individual body part can take enough damage to outright kill you.
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Sep 28, 2013 21:25
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It definitely doesn't work in the same way at least because the brute-healing drug changed to styptic powder, which doesn't work if it's pumped into your body. You have to apply it topically.
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Coolguye posted:It definitely doesn't work in the same way at least because the brute-healing drug changed to styptic powder, which doesn't work if it's pumped into your body. You have to apply it topically. Actually, the topical medicines still work if injected, they just do toxic damage as they heal you.
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Elth posted:Actually, the topical medicines still work if injected, they just do toxic damage as they heal you. Actually, I've tested it and it seems like there are three different ways you can use the topical medicines. Topical is fastest and gives the best results - this is applied via patch, spray bottle, dropper, dumping a beaker on top of someone, etc. Injection seems to depend on the medicine in question. With styptic powder, injection via needle or hypospray healed much less damage but did no tox damage. (though I didn't use huge amounts for this, I'd need to test with more - but since the medibots inject I doubt it does tox damage) With silver sulfadiazine it was actually indistinguishable from topical application. Consumption is what you don't want to do! This would be drinking it out of a glass or munching pills (or eating it as ice cream) and this is the one that won't heal you and just does tox damage.
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I've posted about this in the official forum, but I want to get an idea of how many people it's affecting. If it's a minority it's probably on our end, if not it's a really serious bug. Genetics is currently broken for me; the image is from a recipe printout someone made, but it looks like that when I use the computer too. Once I asked about it, people in OOC realised that it was affecting them too.  I imagine this doesn't affect everyone, or there would be no point making all those printouts in the first place. I'm guessing some corrupted/incomplete asset download. Is there a way to get byond to redownload assets?
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Sep 28, 2013 23:08
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 I've started working on some halloween costumes!
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Lost Generation posted:I've posted about this in the official forum, but I want to get an idea of how many people it's affecting. If it's a minority it's probably on our end, if not it's a really serious bug. Check your Internet Explorer settings and patches. If your security settings are too strict it can cause issues.
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Sep 28, 2013 23:23
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Aphtonites posted:
Will the bee costume cause space bees to try and get sassy with you
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Clockwork Cupcake posted:Actually, I've tested it and it seems like there are three different ways you can use the topical medicines. Oh, I didn't even know ingestion was a separate method of taking in reagents, I thought it was the same as injection. I always yell at doctors when they inject topical medicines with hyposprays, so now I feel kinda bad. Also I'm pretty sure medibots inject saline by default.
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Aphtonites posted:
You should do costumes for Head of Security, Head of Personnel, and Captain. They'd have to be obvious fakes, though, and I'm not sure how you'd pull that off with the resolution you have available. Speaking of costumes of other people, an AI costume would be a lot easier to do.
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Sep 29, 2013 00:11
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Crappily spray painted cardboard box-tumes is the obvious way to go!
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Oh my. I just started as a roboticist traitor, and then spawned in a mindslave implant and implant my fellow roboticist. Turns out he is a traitor too, so I cut it out. I trick the RD into getting a machine implant to mindslave him, turns out he is a traitor too. Then some random person comes in and I inject her and to relieve my anger *fart on them in their downed state. They were carrying a bible. (Last kick in the teeth was after I died I watched and they ate a syndicate donk pocket, meaning they too were a traitor.)
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Geokinesis posted:Oh my. I was the first one you implanted. The random person who came in ended up spawning a portal to the void and dragging myself and herself in, ending with me setting her on fire with a welding tool and then dying from the fire since we had to share a square in the void. Sometimes things just don't work out. Jazerus fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Sep 29, 2013 |
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Geokinesis posted:Then some random person comes in and I inject her and to relieve my anger *fart on them in their downed state. They were carrying a bible. Hahaha I think I saw this right as it happened. I was a traitor doctor except my only objective was to kill the captain who had suicided at the start of the round so I basically had free reign to muck about. I spent most of the time comforting people that no, their mild drunkeness and 20 brute damage wouldn't be a problem, let me just inject some
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AXE COP posted:Hahaha I think I saw this right as it happened. I was a traitor doctor except my only objective was to kill the captain who had suicided at the start of the round so I basically had free reign to muck about. I spent most of the time comforting people that no, their mild drunkeness and 20 brute damage wouldn't be a problem, let me just inject some So who -wasn't- a traitor that round?
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Unhappy Meal posted:So who -wasn't- a traitor that round? The Bible.
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I really want to see a round where everyone starts as a traitor with one objective and a warning that they are the only traitor.
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Sep 29, 2013 05:25
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YellerBill posted:I really want to see a round where everyone starts as a traitor with one objective and a warning that they are the only traitor. So a Happy Tuesday round but without the godawful distortion-crackling sound clip. I like it.
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YellerBill posted:I really want to see a round where everyone starts as a traitor with one objective and a warning that they are the only traitor. The best way to do that would probably be to just give everyone 'Escape Alone'.
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