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Count Uvula posted:Divide the joke in to a triangle, rotate it counterclockwise while maintaining the original orientation of the text, and you will have the true meaning of the joke at your disposal. Jhonny is a greedy gently caress and preemptively gives his girlfriend mom change for her 1000 dollar bill so she can't claim she has no change to reward him for finding her money on the floor. I don't know, I think there is a 'gf's mom is a prostitute that he attempted to pay for with a 1000* naira bill, she refused to give him sex because she didn't have change...' joke in there. * Which is probably also a double joke since 1000 naira is like $4.
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SybilVimes posted:I don't know, I think there is a 'gf's mom is a prostitute that he attempted to pay for with a 1000* naira bill, she refused to give him sex because she didn't have change...' joke in there. Yeah I read it as a prostitution joke too first, didn't make it any easier to understand. The way I see it, Funny man with the jokes and laughing is basically abstract art, in text form.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Is it time for unfunny jokes that don't even make sense?       
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Idiots on Social Media: click like for jHOnnY That page is gold.
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This entire page is amazing but holy poo poo this one. And this needs to be the thread title.Parkingtigers posted:Idiots on Social Media: click like for jHOnnY
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Tweet in question: https://twitter.com/AG_Conservative/status/388299226125725696 I think I was just better off not touching this, but he and I were gonna come to a head eventually.
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Vriess posted:Tweet in question: https://twitter.com/AG_Conservative/status/388299226125725696 gently caress that guy so much, entitled dependents are the worst.
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Bob rocks n da lady sucks
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Blind Pineapple posted:Shockingly, the author is white. A small child said something thoughtless and insensitive? Alert the media! 
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Clochette posted:A small child said something thoughtless and insensitive? Alert the media! Tiny, tiny little Hitlers.
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Clochette posted:A small child said something thoughtless and insensitive? Alert the media! Seriously though, why does this white dude have a fro? It should read: "This child, who could not have been more than 5 or 6, just owned me."
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p.crestmont posted:Seriously though, why does this white dude have a fro?   (Although Bob Ross is probably the only white dude who will ever be able to pull it off, so fair enough I suppose.)
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Not the worst by any means, but I was put off when it popped up on my feed. Piles of hair creep me out though. And yes, he liked his own photo.
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Beyond the obvious  of why they're lying on the ground with piles of their hair beside them, it looks to me more like they each puked up a bunch of moldy spaghetti.
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Picnic Princess posted:Not the worst by any means, but I was put off when it popped up on my feed. Piles of hair creep me out though. The big question is, where the hair was cut from.
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Oct 10, 2013 22:16
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Home Depot being called "Auschwitz for kids" is the most hilarious and accurate thing I've heard in a long time
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Macaluso posted:Home Depot being called "Auschwitz for kids" is the most hilarious and accurate thing I've heard in a long time That entire special is amazing. Pretty sure it's on YouTube. Edit: Just realized I posted the wrong link. Google "Glover Tiny Hitlers" Edit again: http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/2i2eha/stand-up-donald-glover--uncensored---tiny-little-hitlers Maker Of Shoes has a new favorite as of 22:58 on Oct 10, 2013 |
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mng posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX_vcjZmQ9w It's good stuff
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mng posted:(Girl eating her own hair) That animation both amazes me with the quality of the low-poly model, and yet horrifies me over the content.
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Blind Pineapple posted:Shockingly, the author is white. How dare that 5-year-old child be confused by a white person having an afro when it's currently not a popular style for white people! Why are their schools not teaching them about the Jewfro?! It is a failure of the public school system, I say! And not thanking that completely unwhiny white man for reaching out to the black community by catching his stray basketball... Why, that's just unconscionable! That kid actually sounds pretty funny to me. I, too, have a Jewfro.
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Waaah, a child made fun of my hair! He's a racist!
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I didn't know Maxine was ever at "it" before.    Second one is from a public page.
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Don't get me started on Maxine. Every middle-aged woman shares that poo poo.
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Cup of Hemlock posted:Don't get me started on Maxine. Every middle-aged woman shares that poo poo. I have a cousin that shares that type of stuff all the time. Gets angry when when I argue with her idiotic crazily conservative friends about them. Has actually deleted multiple threads after saying "I shared it as a joke not for an argument."
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:I have a cousin that shares that type of stuff all the time. Gets angry when when I argue with her idiotic crazily conservative friends about them. Has actually deleted multiple threads after saying "I shared it as a joke not for an argument." I love when people say that. "I don't want to discuss anything, I just want empty likes to justify my worldview."
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I like the bits about Obama being a smoker and the obese surgeon general. Oh no, smokers and fat people need health care too!
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While it's not "facts" it's more fact than fiction, who can make this poo poo up?? Yes, who indeed...
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Snoop Radley posted:I like the bits about Obama being a smoker and the obese surgeon general. Oh no, smokers and fat people need health care too! Out of curiosity, I decided to look up who the U.S. surgeon general is.  Yes, clearly this lardass isn't qualified to keep insurance companies from telling people with preexisting conditions to gently caress off and die.
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Someone on my Facebook just linked this post on a site called "Mumsnet". Obviously the replies are a whole lot of variations on "No one does this, you are weird." My favourite is RevelsRoulette posted:That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.
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Oct 11, 2013 09:14
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Looks like your average alcohol drinking, occasional smoking, red meat eating person to me.
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Mumsnet is a UK based forum of unfathomable terribleness. Usually who cares, right? In this case it actually has political clout. It is huge and our MPs kowtow to it.
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Macaluso posted:Home Depot being called "Auschwitz for kids" is the most hilarious and accurate thing I've heard in a long time  v
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Out of curiosity, I decided to look up who the U.S. surgeon general is. Sorry, but you're wrong.  Regina Benjamin. Sure she's overweight, but does that mean you can't take her advice? (PS, I don't know what she's saying but I assume it's good). EDIT, Sorry I'm wrong. She was the one last time I saw but apparently they switched in july. Perhaps that thing was posted back when she was sitting?
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Tiggum posted:Someone on my Facebook just linked this post on a site called "Mumsnet". You know those jaded middle class mothers who post about benefit scroungers on Facebook despite living entirely from their partner's income? The kind who screech about "ARE CHILDREN!"? Imagine a site that is almost 100% that and you have mumsnet.
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I clicked around for ages trying to find the best thread to post this and ended up here. It isn't all idiots but it is social media. I especially enjoy when people at the wrong twitter handle start getting random abuse (like EDF ebergy being mixed up the EDL - racist group)http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woolwich-attack-twitter-users-confuse-1906011 . http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/the-29-stages-of-a-twitterstorm
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 I hesitate to post ^ here because he's pretty young and I know he's been the victim of a lot of bullying and if posting stuff like this helps him deal with it then more power to him, I guess. But it's a constant stream and that first one is especially insufferable - so everyone he didn't tag is just a phony shitbag friend, I guess? This guy, on the other hand, is a grown-rear end man who should know better (or at the very least, should reconsider what he considers a "deep thought.")  I do love the progression of "i try, that's all I can do" [seven days later] "i am done trying"
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