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Pissflaps posted:I wonder if Jozy will be able to score on Jamaica? How solid at the back is Jamaica?
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atomic gog posted:How solid at the back is Jamaica? Think of several Jozys, except instead of offensively not being good at football being defensively not god at it.
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Oct 10, 2013 23:10
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Except Jozy is Haitian. Casual racism etc.
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black.lion posted:Except Jozy is Haitian. Jozy is American. Overt racism etc.
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atomic gog posted:How solid at the back is Jamaica? England once scored 6 past them. I believe Peter Crouch got a hat trick.
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Strawman posted:Jozy is American. Overt racism etc. i sincerely hope you aren't english
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Pissflaps posted:I wonder if Jozy will be able to score on Jamaica? He is able to score on island nations. This i can confirm.
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Crunkjuice posted:He is able to score on island nations. This i can confirm. Its too bad for Jozy that Pompey aren't still in the premier league
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I really hope he scores 5 goals during the international break so we can listen to how good he is again. Then he goes back to falling on his fat arse in Sunderland's next game.
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Your Weird Uncle posted:i sincerely hope you aren't english Why?
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Don't be haitian on Jozy.
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Crunkjuice posted:He is able to score on island nations. This i can confirm. Well he's been on an island nation for a few months now without scoring
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Hashtag Banterzone posted:Its too bad for Jozy that Pompey aren't still in the premier league The first joke here is that Portsmouth is situated on an island The second joke here is that Portsmouth's top goal scorers have 4 and 3 goals so it doesn't look like we need Poopy Altidore all that much 
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Timbers Jim posted:The first joke here is that Portsmouth is situated on an island Ah, thanks.
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Dickail Bulgeakov posted:He'll be marking a competent player Well both Clint Dempsey and Michael Bradley are out injured so we are flat out of competent players for this match
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not sure if this has been posted yet
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Dickail Bulgeakov posted:
Great find, thanks.
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Hey, Jozy just scored.
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 Jozy scored (not in the premier league)
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In case anyone was wondering it was the easiest goal I've ever seen in my life. Jozy has looked the worst of any player on either team and got gifted a goal by Edgar Castillo. Also our first goal was by Zusi who quite literally had to dribble around Jozy's body to score because Jozy fell down for no reason.
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tetsman posted:I don't think it's far-fetched. Jozy can score against barely professional defenders after all. See?
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80085 posted:In case anyone was wondering it was the easiest goal I've ever seen in my life. Jozy has looked the worst of any player on either team and got gifted a goal by Edgar Castillo. This is accurate Jozy has been shocking he will never score another Premier league goal
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scoring against Jamaica, git tae gently caress
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Can I get a wellness chart analysis on this wonderful goal?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OKsyNILhbg Best goal I've ever seen he had to make his way through Jozy's gigantic body on the ground
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what great positioning by jozy, a true goal hawk. god bless america
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Sauska posted:Can I get a wellness chart analysis on this wonderful goal? It was a classic Josmer play. Injure the defender tackling you so he ends up feeding the ball to an oncoming attacker, who then squares it into your path for a simple tap in. Genius.
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80085 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OKsyNILhbg Hahaha he really did have to dribble around Jozy's fat rear end
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T. Finninho posted:This thread really needs a Jozy goal because I kind of hate it Oh there was a Jozy goal alright 
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80085 posted:because Jozy fell down for no reason. Troll harder. Easy goal by jozy though, but whatever. Fun fact, jozy is now the 6th all time scorer for the USA! What esteemed players hold this prestigious record for other national teams? Crunkjuice fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Oct 12, 2013 |
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Crunkjuice posted:Fun fact, jozy is now the 6th all time scorer for the USA! What esteemed players hold this prestigious record for other national teams? The amazing Kenny Miller, who is currently having a blast in MLS with the Vancouver Whitecaps, is Scotland's 6th top scorer. Truly cherished company.
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Let's see, for Canada it's *checks wikipedia* Igor Vrablic?
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my son bort posted:Let's see, for Canada it's *checks wikipedia* Igor Vrablic? this doesn't sound very canadian imo
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oilcheck my rear end posted:this doesn't sound very canadian imo Little jack was right.
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oilcheck my rear end posted:this doesn't sound very canadian imo Actually multiculturalism is cool and good
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Hasn't helped us be good at football yet though edit: I should note that Vrablic actually scored the winning goal of the game that sent Canada to its only World Cup, and scored 12 international goals in 35 appearances before throwing his career away at 21 on a matchfixing scandal so he was, unironically, doing better than Josmer Poonior Toilett fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Oct 12, 2013 |
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