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Taliaquin
Dec 13, 2009

Turtle flu

smg77 posted:

I was just thinking about what a weird thing that was. I remember one year the local hospitals were offering to x-ray bags of candy looking for razor blades.
My parents still believed it in the 90s. Specifically, they believed that witches and, respectively, lesbians were trying to kill children for some reason. My parents are super-religious.

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Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009

Wade Wilson posted:

We're going to find out she was literally putting shards of glass and razor strips in the candies like everyone was afraid of back in the 1980's.

I'm only 23 and I remember people being afraid of this when I was a kid. It must have been between '96 and '99 and people would go to the mall to put their candy through metal detectors. I always thought that was really absurd considering I had never heard of this happening. Sorry for the slight derail, but was this ever really a "thing" besides maybe a couple isolated incidents?

edit: welp, looks like the two posters above me beat me to it. Sorry for the extra post.

hangedman1984
Jul 25, 2012

droey posted:

I'm only 23 and I remember people being afraid of this when I was a kid. It must have been between '96 and '99 and people would go to the mall to put their candy through metal detectors. I always thought that was really absurd considering I had never heard of this happening. Sorry for the slight derail, but was this ever really a "thing" besides maybe a couple isolated incidents?

edit: welp, looks like the two posters above me beat me to it. Sorry for the extra post.

Other then a couple very isolated incidents (mostly parents poisoning their own kid's candy) no not really

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

hangedman1984 posted:

Other then a couple very isolated incidents (mostly parents poisoning their own kid's candy) no not really

There was just an article on Reddit yesterday about how there's never been a reported case of poisoned Halloween candy or candy that has razor blades/needles hidden in it.

The paranoia from parents today far exceeds what it was in the 90's when this rumor was prevalent though. Like instead of going door to door this year, or even having their parents drive them door to door which seems to be popular, the trick-or-treaters of my town all went to the High School's parking lot where parents handed out candy at different stations.

I drove past that. It was incredibly sad and the kids looked miserable.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Doltos posted:

or even having their parents drive them door to door which seems to be popular

I see this in my neighborhood a lot. I always figured it was due to kids or parents being too obeast to continually walk. I got Fat-raged at last night when I told a lady driving her kids around that she shouldn't be doing so with only her parking lights on maybe not seeing normal walking kids.

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

AGirlWonder posted:

Would they really do that? It's a very insulting/homophobic way of looking at gay men, that they are "female on the inside." I would be incredibly disappointed if they actually went with that.

Hi, this must be your first Ryan Murphy show.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Nihonniboku posted:

Hi, this must be your first Ryan Murphy show.

I still love Julia's "I'm gay until I get a good dickin!" arc from Nip/Tuck

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

Women's Rights? posted:

I still love Julia's "I'm gay until I get a good dickin!" arc from Nip/Tuck

Oh Riddick, and here I was thinking you were the only one that pulled that poo poo in the past few years.

gnomewife
Oct 24, 2010

Women's Rights? posted:

I still love Julia's "I'm gay until I get a good dickin!" arc from Nip/Tuck

:stare: I only watched a bit of N/T, I was kind of young for it. That's horrible.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nihonniboku posted:

Hi, this must be your first Ryan Murphy show.

Pretty much why I said "Knowing what I do of the production crew." I wasn't suggesting it was a good idea.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Dazerbeams posted:

No one thought the husband had murderous intent? I thought it was being telegraphed pretty well. I wonder if that's just a hobby or if he needs to eat a young woman's heart to help conceive.

I was going to say this myself, I just wanted to read through the thread first. When he said he went as a monster, I thought it was kinda obvious.

Xile77
Sep 18, 2003
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/customtitles/title-xile77.jpg" /><br />I love my fellow semen
I think the manner in which he killed the girl was surprising to me. I thought it would be much more brutal and violent. What we got instead was rather clean and almost like an hitman.

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

I really hope he actually is a USDA agent inspector, only he goes around harvesting prime cuts of human meat to replace pork or something like that. Because that would be simultaneously crazy but believable in the world of AHS.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 31 days!

Xile77 posted:

I think the manner in which he killed the girl was surprising to me. I thought it would be much more brutal and violent. What we got instead was rather clean and almost like an hitman.

This right here. I wasn't at all surprised he killed her, the only way they could have telegraphed his evil nature any harder is if they'd have had a cutscene where a guy was furiously tapping out something in Morse code. I was just surprised that it was less supernatual/demonic in nature, and more assassin/serial killer-like.

But then again, this is AHS, so it's a given that there will definitely be even more shocking revelations about this guy just around the corner. :ohdear:

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
This episode finally hooked me on this season. Not sure why, but before now I didn't really "care".

Can't wait to see what comes of the Hank arc. Wasn't there a snake in the pregnancy/sex ritual they performed? Now that I've seen Laveau use snakes several times I wouldn't be surprised if Cordelia tried one of their spells but screwed it up somehow and this is the result.

Though undercover witch-hunter is much more :black101:

fullroundaction fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Nov 4, 2013

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

fullroundaction posted:

This episode finally hooked me on this season. Not sure why, but before now I didn't really "care".

Can't wait to see what comes of the Hank arc. Wasn't there a snake in the pregnancy/sex ritual they performed? Now that I've seen Laveau use snakes several times I wouldn't be surprised if Cordelia tried one of their spells but screwed it up somehow and this is the result.

Though undercover witch-hunter is much more :black101:

It's either going to end up being a result of that ritual or something that happens every Halloween, maybe. He did say he was a "monster" last Halloween so maybe he's just monstrously hosed up once a year.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

xeria posted:

He did say he was a "monster" last Halloween

I want a blooper reel of this scene with him saying different (ridiculous) things and then it immediately cutting to him blowing her brains out.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



"...Elvis..."

*BANG*

"...Dr. Frankenfurter..."

*BANG*

"...a sexy librarian..."

*BANG*

"...a uvula..."

*BANG*

"...the concept 'organic'..."

*BANG*


Yeah, I would watch the hell out of that.

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Xile77 posted:

I think the manner in which he killed the girl was surprising to me. I thought it would be much more brutal and violent. What we got instead was rather clean and almost like an hitman.

I'm starting to wonder two things after rewatching the episode earlier, and hitman ties into my guess as to his career.

1. Does his wife know? Because something about her reaction to Fiona's "He reeks of bullshit" makes me think she suspects SOMETHING... and if he knows she's a witch, I wonder if she wouldn't be cool with him being a hired gun, and the phone conversation was just misdirection in case. "Oh, the boss is there? Okay."
2. IF he's a hitman... was the acid in the face witch-related, or is it some former client/someone getting at him through her, even if it's going to make the voodoo/school rivalry explode?

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010

AGirlWonder posted:

Would they really do that? It's a very insulting/homophobic way of looking at gay men, that they are "female on the inside." I would be incredibly disappointed if they actually went with that.

Oh was that a warlock with the 2 witches? I honestly thought it was a witch with short hair.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Xile77 posted:

I think the manner in which he killed the girl was surprising to me. I thought it would be much more brutal and violent. What we got instead was rather clean and almost like an hitman.

What if he's a witch hunter. :cult:

Count Chocula
Dec 25, 2011

WE HAVE TO CONTROL OUR ENVIRONMENT
IF YOU SEE ME POSTING OUTSIDE OF THE AUSPOL THREAD PLEASE TELL ME THAT I'M MISSED AND TO START POSTING AGAIN
This season reminds me of those White Wolf RPGS, where every supernatural being has a hierarchy and bitchy politics. I miss the actual horror of the last two seasons - while both were over the top, there was at least a little fear of the unknown. Here all the main characters are powerful and fully engaged in the weird poo poo going on, which removes the fear.

Tuxedo Jack
Sep 11, 2001

Hey Ma, who's that band I like? Oh yeah, Hall & Oates.
Never saw Murder House or Asylum, but loving this show so far. I intend to go back and watch the others, but next season better be American Horror Story: Cthulhu.

Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011

Tuxedo Jack posted:

Never saw Murder House or Asylum, but loving this show so far. I intend to go back and watch the others, but next season better be American Horror Story: Cthulhu.

I would love to have either "AHS: New England Cthulu Cult" or "AHS: Wild West Banshee Cowboys". Seasons 5 and 6, respectively?

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Mog posted:

"AHS: New England Cthulu Cult"

If Stephen King could cameo on loving Sons of Anarchy there's no excuse for him to not be an "ayuh"-spouting local yokel in the inevitable New England edition of AHS.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Captain Mog posted:

I would love to have either "AHS: New England Cthulu Cult" or "AHS: Wild West Banshee Cowboys". Seasons 5 and 6, respectively?

I would be fine with never having a not Jessica Lange season, and ending at four.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



jscolon2.0 posted:

I would be fine with never having a not Jessica Lange season, and ending at four.

Kathy Bates can easily take over. :colbert:

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

AGirlWonder posted:

Would they really do that? It's a very insulting/homophobic way of looking at gay men, that they are "female on the inside." I would be incredibly disappointed if they actually went with that.

Reiterating: do you know of Ryan Murphy's work? It's pretty Will and Grace, as far as gay portrayals go. I'd be willing to bet Leslie Jordan's character's explanation is along the lines of, he's pretty :gay:...something something femme. It's not that it bothers me, but there's a part of me that wishes TV could find a way to make sexuality actually not provocative or vaguely odd. I mean there's good examples and bad examples, but I can't think of many cases (...except maybe Caprica?) where gay people are played "straight", so to speak, with no references to how progressive/whacky the relationship is.

The fact that Ryan Murphy is getting a whole HBO show about "sexuality" absolutely hurts me, though.

Edit: That got kinda e/n, sorry.

ultramiraculous fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Nov 5, 2013

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

I thought the portrayal of sexuality and relationships on Caprica was really great, and one of the best parts of the series. RDM's 17th Precinct pilot (which was excellent on all counts, I can't believe it didn't get picked up) seemed like it could have been the same way, going from what I remember of some of the characters' setup.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
My favorite Ryan Murphy moment is in Murder House where after the commercial break there's a totally pointless scene of a gay guy being murdered in the 70s and then it cuts to the modern day and it's the tour guide for the murder tour telling that story before going on to the actual Murder House story.

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Chairman Capone posted:

I thought the portrayal of sexuality and relationships on Caprica was really great, and one of the best parts of the series. RDM's 17th Precinct pilot (which was excellent on all counts, I can't believe it didn't get picked up) seemed like it could have been the same way, going from what I remember of some of the characters' setup.

I agree. Caprica was great because it made absolutely no allusions to gay people being either good or bad. That's just how they were, without any judgement. It's annoying to say it, because Caprica was awful, but Caprica was probably one of the few modern shows you could watch in 50 years and not cringe at the portrayal of homosexuality. I mean there's a rough continuum of "progressiveness" along The Wire/Six Feet Under/The New Normal/Modern Family/Glee/Will and Grace in mainstream TV, but I'll be the happiest when something like 17th Precinct hits network TV and gay relationships are played as if nothing at all is weird.

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

...of SCIENCE! posted:

My favorite Ryan Murphy moment is in Murder House where after the commercial break there's a totally pointless scene of a gay guy being murdered in the 70s and then it cuts to the modern day and it's the tour guide for the murder tour telling that story before going on to the actual Murder House story.

Well, it wouldn't be much of a tour if they just showed the Murder House stop, now would it?

Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011

...of SCIENCE! posted:

My favorite Ryan Murphy moment is in Murder House where after the commercial break there's a totally pointless scene of a gay guy being murdered in the 70s and then it cuts to the modern day and it's the tour guide for the murder tour telling that story before going on to the actual Murder House story.

My favorite was the ridiculously hamfisted "THERE ARE NO STATISTICS TO SUGGEST GAY PEOPLE ARE WORSE PARENTS THAN STRAIGHT ONES" line that was flung at Jessica Lange by Zachary Quinto. It was just so out of place in the scene that it was almost jarring. Almost like Murphy forgot that it wasn't Glee but still wanted to shove in some sort of pro-gay message- which is commendable, but not when it's so obvious as to be jarring/PSA-ish.

Xenogenesis
Nov 8, 2005
I may be wrong since I haven't watched Asylum since it aired, but couldn't that have been related to the conversion therapy he just did to the lesbian main character whose partner was the target of antigay violence?

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V ah ok, my bad

Xenogenesis fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Nov 6, 2013

Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011

Xenogenesis posted:

I may be wrong since I haven't watched Asylum since it aired, but couldn't that have been related to the conversion therapy he just did to the lesbian main character whose partner was the target of antigay violence?

No, this was on Murder House, the scene where Lange is attempting to get Quinto's character to give up his plans to adopt Mrs. Harmon's baby. They were bickering back and forth and Lange said something like "What you are is unnatural!" and then Quinto just blandly stated the "studies show blah blah blah" line, like he was in a PSA or something. It was sort of odd, out of character, and didn't fit in with the tone of the rest of the conversation.

quote:

She was calling him unnatural because he was a ghost and he misinterpreted it as being a gay jab, so he countered her bigotry with facts.

Oh, that makes sense. I guess I must've misunderstood that line then.

Captain Mog fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Nov 6, 2013

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Captain Mog posted:

No, this was on Murder House, the scene where Lange is attempting to get Quinto's character to give up his plans to adopt Mrs. Harmon's baby. They were bickering back and forth and Lange said something like "What you are is unnatural!" and then Quinto just blandly stated the "studies show blah blah blah" line, like he was in a PSA or something. It was sort of odd, out of character, and didn't fit in with the tone of the rest of the conversation.

She was calling him unnatural because he was a ghost and he misinterpreted it as being a gay jab, so he countered her bigotry with facts.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Tonight on American Horror Story: "Burn, Witch. Burn!"

Zoe unleashes a new power. Meanwhile, Fiona and Myrtle battle for control of the Coven.

Seluin
Jan 4, 2004

Captain Mog posted:

They were bickering back and forth and Lange said something like "What you are is unnatural!" and then Quinto just blandly stated the "studies show blah blah blah" line, like he was in a PSA or something. It was sort of odd, out of character, and didn't fit in with the tone of the rest of the conversation.

I dunno. I just watched it (for the first time) a few days ago, and it felt pretty in-character to me. Slightly absurd, in the sense that it was an argument with a ghost, but pretty funny and on-point for my vision of Chad.

t4styc4ke
Oct 25, 2012

Hollis posted:

But if she's a voodoo doll and things that get done to her get done to other people if she has sex with the bull guy that means the bull guy is having sex with himself?

My initial reaction was that another of Queenie's powers using the blood of her target to do harm from far away (a place where Queenie can't see the target). So I thought she was going to have the minotaur rape her, then transfer it to LaLaurie. I mean, why not just stick another rapey scene in there?

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Season four's been confirmed via press release :getin:

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