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vyelkin posted:Despite a change in management and an improvement in play, largely due to the central midfield injection of Korean international Ki Sung-Yueng, the latest Great American Hope has scored just once in 14 league appearances. Whether paired with Scottish international or playing as a lone striker, no great success has yet come. unidentified second striker
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I'm going to refer to him as the Scotintern from now on.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 00:54 |
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What's wrong with these people? This has to be at least fifth or sixth thing written about Jozy in that tone. Are they joking? What is this poo poo?
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 00:55 |
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vyelkin posted:I'm going to refer to him as the Scotintern from now on. Good. It shows his temporary role as the support of Josmer Altidore, sole defender of multiculturalism.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 00:56 |
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Has anyone else been brave and read the tennis article that guy wrote because it was brilliantly poo poo.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 00:57 |
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i hate jozy altidore
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 01:09 |
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jyrka posted:What's wrong with these people? This has to be at least fifth or sixth thing written about Jozy in that tone. Are they joking? What is this poo poo? It's called being American
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 01:22 |
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The article inspired me to write some erotic Jozy fan fic. Is this the right thread for it?quote:John Terry could not believe it. This glistening five-tool striker had made him feel vulnerable, submissive, sexy. Jozy had the muscles of a racehorse, a cock like a racehorse, and the first touch of a racehorse. John Terry gasped as the ball crashed into the net. "I want you inside me," he whispered into Jozy's ear.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 01:26 |
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jyrka posted:What's wrong with these people? This has to be at least fifth or sixth thing written about Jozy in that tone. Are they joking? What is this poo poo? It is mental illness often seen in American soccer fans who actually don't like sports but are such complete yuppie garbage that soccer is the most non mainstream thing they can latch onto
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 01:57 |
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Personally I'd like to see a modern take on the classic body-switch comedy starring Lionel Messi and Jozy Altidore.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 03:45 |
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vaginal culture posted:It is mental illness often seen in American soccer fans who actually don't like sports but are such complete yuppie garbage that soccer is the most non mainstream thing they can latch onto Why don't they like jai alai or lacrosse or something
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 05:15 |
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Cart Cam posted:tbp can you please confirm if you will have a unique picture for if he gets transferred or gets a serious injury? I suppose for a transfer, however injuries will not effect the chart. He barely breaks into more than a jog so I don't think he's going to sprain any muscles any time soon, and he's mastered the art of falling over so I think he'll be alright.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 05:46 |
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for a long time i thought tbp's official chart was tracking how many goals he had scored in total instead of how many he scored in each match. the pig's fly thing works in both scenarios
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 06:12 |
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This thread really got good over the last 2 pages jesus christ.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 07:36 |
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Brap's gotta be on RTG somewhere, I'd love to hear what he's gotta say about this
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 07:54 |
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Mods rename me Scottish International please.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 10:33 |
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Fag Boy Jim posted:I don't even know what to quote here the entire thing is just incredibly awful whore before dawn
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 12:48 |
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J Hume posted:erotic Jozy fan fic
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 14:30 |
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Saw a rumour in the transfer section of yesterday's paper that Hull were considering a move for M'Baye Niang. A day after he'd already moved out on loan. Just goes to show the levels of desperation re: their situation up front that Jozy's put them in.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 15:03 |
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Poor Hull. Still struggling to find a striker after their star left years ago.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 16:10 |
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Healbot posted:Poor Hull. Still struggling to find a striker after their star left years ago.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 16:16 |
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When will Sunderland release the Jozy? It's the question everyone's asking.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 16:16 |
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Erotic Jozy fan fic chapter two:quote:Shakira's nipples were harder than a Jozy Altidore free kick. "I can't believe you rallied to become Sunderland's all-time leading scorer in just half a season," she said.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 17:34 |
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I don't think that article was an invitation to do worse mr Hume
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 17:40 |
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belgend posted:I don't think that article was an invitation to do worse mr Hume For Jozy and his followers, everything is an invitation to do worse. With that said. I'll save the really juicy stuff for my pending self-published book.
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 17:43 |
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No more of that please, thank you
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# ? Dec 22, 2013 19:15 |
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 10:01 |
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Jozy is a cheat and a poo poo footballer.
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 10:09 |
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The football sniper strikes again
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 11:55 |
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Pretty hosed up of that guy to trip Jozy like that
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 12:10 |
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80085 posted:Pretty hosed up of that guy to trip Jozy like that I didn't realise they had started filming another hollowman.
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 13:07 |
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clearly photshopped, its like the Diouf ones that Finn did a thread on. Someones photoshopped out a massive sliding tackle
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 15:11 |
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Taff posted:clearly photshopped, its like the Diouf ones that Finn did a thread on. Someones photoshopped out a massive sliding tackle Nah he just kicked his other foot and fell over.
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 16:23 |
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Jozy is a big fat cheat. Fat.
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 18:08 |
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He looks to the left and falls over his own feet, it's incredible. What skill variety.
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 18:08 |
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Clearly a pen.
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 18:20 |
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Definitely a 5-tool self tackle
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 18:44 |
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What does 'five-tool striker' mean?
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 18:45 |
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Pissflaps posted:What does 'five-tool striker' mean? It's a cumbersome and totally incorrect baseball anology quote:5-tool player[edit]
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# ? Dec 23, 2013 18:46 |
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Baseball
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