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T. Finninho posted:It's a cumbersome and totally incorrect baseball anology quote:In Major League Baseball, players considered five-tool players have included Hall of Famers Willie Mays,[3] Andre Dawson... as well as Barry Bonds, and Ken Griffey, Jr.[2][6]
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Taff posted:clearly photshopped, its like the Diouf ones that Finn did a thread on. Someones photoshopped out a massive sliding tackle weird I don't see his shorts coming down
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pissy smelliott posted:weird I don't see his shorts coming down and we're the racists?
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T. Finninho posted:No more of that please, thank you Are you embarrassed to have an erection over Jozy fan fic don't be
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T. Finninho posted:It's a cumbersome and totally incorrect baseball anology What would be a five tool football player? Is that like someone who can head, shoot with either foot, dribble and tackle?
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oh em gee bee ess posted:What would be a five tool football player? Is that like someone who can head, shoot with either foot, dribble and tackle? someone who could be a goalkeeper, defender, midfielder, striker and manager
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Timbers Jim posted:someone who could be a goalkeeper, defender, midfielder, striker and manager I reckon Arturo Vidal could do this
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Timbers Jim posted:someone who could be a goalkeeper, defender, midfielder, striker and manager 
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Dec 23, 2013 20:12
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Jozy is the Willie Mays of foot. Discuss.
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Paddyb posted:Jozy is the Willie Mays of foot. Discuss. Who is Willie Mays?
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actionjackson posted:Are you embarrassed to have an erection over Jozy fan fic Every true American is grossed out and embarrassed by his own sexuality. If you aren't, you're unpatriotic and forgot 9/11.
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oh em gee bee ess posted:Who is Willie Mays? A legendary all time baseball player who is considered by many to the greatest player of all time. So naturally he should be mentioned in an article about Jozy Altidore.
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I read it as Billie Mays and thought "hrm I don't think Jozy will overdose on coke and die"
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Jozy is the Babe Ruth of soccer. What I'm saying is he's fat.
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jyrka posted:Jozy is the Babe Ruth of soccer. What I'm saying is he's fat. you can not call a black man a chocolate bar no matter how fat he is
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Dec 23, 2013 22:42
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Willie Mays sounds like an obscenely shaped tourist attraction
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jozy is a tool alright he he, jus a lil baseball humor for ya
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ah yes, jozy altidore, the *checks clipboard* Yasiel Puig of soccer
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T. Finninho posted:A legendary all time baseball player who is considered by many to the greatest player of all time. So naturally he should be mentioned in an article about Jozy Altidore. That is a weird way to spell Carl Yastrzemski, but agree with the basic premise. Well, actually, it is a weird way to spell Ted Williams, tbh.
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my son bort posted:ah yes, jozy altidore, the *checks clipboard* Yasiel Puig of soccer Puig is the most entertaining, charismatic and talented player in all of baseball. I guess that fits for Jozy.
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80085 posted:Puig is the most entertaining, charismatic and talented player in all of baseball. I guess that fits for Jozy. I'll take your word for it
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my son bort posted:I'll take your word for it Don't get salty I was agreeing with you
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80085 posted:Don't get salty I was agreeing with you No saltiness here, we are all brothers in the circle of Josmer
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dion dublin was a solid 10 tool footballer
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Imagine if Jozy had picked up basketball instead of soccer when he were a lad. Phwoar!
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jyrka posted:Imagine if Jozy had picked up basketball instead of soccer when he were a lad. Phwoar! wow mods
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http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/450130/Sunderland-0-Norwich-0-Dozy-Jozy-Altidore-s-a-real-miss-for-the-fansquote:Sunderland 0 - Norwich 0: Dozy Jozy Altidore's a real miss for the fans
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jyrka posted:http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/450130/Sunderland-0-Norwich-0-Dozy-Jozy-Altidore-s-a-real-miss-for-the-fans Nice rivals.com pun
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I wonder what Jozy will get for Christmas.
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Blue Screen Error posted:Willie Mays sounds like an obscenely shaped tourist attraction
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irlZaphod posted:It sounds like the name of a Scottish drag queen. outrespective..
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Dunban posted:I wonder what Jozy will get for Christmas.
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Since its nearly christmas I think we should stop being rude about Jozy and instead be positive + encouraging!
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If Jozy scores over the Xmas period I will change my name to "five tool"
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Haggis Heed posted:If Jozy scores over the Xmas period I will change my name to "five tool" irl?
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Willie Mays here with another fantastic 5-tool soccer player.
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A challenge to Jozy fans: explain in what way Jozy isn't utterly irredeemable dogturd because his record suggests he is. He's the pits. A real stinker.
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Pissflaps posted:A challenge to Jozy fans: explain in what way Jozy isn't utterly irredeemable dogturd because his record suggests he is. He's the pits. A real stinker. He scored a lot of goals in Holland, much like Suarez and van Nistelrooy.
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Jozy Altidore is capable of walking on a pitch and staying upright for sometimes minutes at a time.
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