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Frazier Campbell got an England cap in a season where he scored one (1) league goal.
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joshtothemaxx posted:Wes Brown is a world-class defender not sure about this
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tbh, England are not getting through the group no matter who they play
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Dec 30, 2013 18:19
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oliwan posted:tbh, England are not getting through the group no matter who they play Remind me how many world cups Holland have won?
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Pissflaps posted:Remind me how many world cups Holland have won? Almost last world cup! When was England's last final again?
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Dec 30, 2013 18:33
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oliwan posted:Almost last world cup! When was England's last final again? They don't run out, you've either won one or you haven't - and Holland never have lol. I do like the orange kits though.
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In modern World Cups(post 1967) England's best result is a fourth place meanwhile Holland has been to three finals.
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jyrka posted:In modern World Cups(post 1967) England's best result is a fourth place meanwhile Holland has been to three finals. Three finals and not a single World Cup is epic fail on a grand scale. Still, both have done better than you Baltic fuckers have managed. IDK why you people are trying to derail this thread. Start one about minor footballing nations if thats what you want to talk about.
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Babby Thatcher posted:how many caps would Jay Bothroyd have by now if he were American? it'd be at least 110 He'd be capped on an almost women's football type of level for sure. Donovan has an embarrassingly high number of caps as well iirc.
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Dec 30, 2013 18:46
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jyrka posted:In modern World Cups(post 1967) England's best result is a fourth place meanwhile Holland has been to three finals. England are really lovely. Pretty sure everyone would agree Holland are a bigger team.
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vaginal culture posted:England are really lovely. Pretty sure everyone would agree Holland are a bigger team. I don't think Cascadia Offical Soccer Team are going to be winning the world cup any time tom.
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oliwan posted:tbh, England are not getting through the group no matter who they play Why are you so mentally ill about the Eredivisie
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Pissflaps posted:
I thought there already was a thread about the English National Team.
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Pissflaps posted:Still, both have done better than you Baltic fuckers have managed. oh em gee bee ess posted:I don't think Cascadia Offical Soccer Team are going to be winning the world cup any time tom. Fingers crossed for the Baltic - Cascadia final in 2014 then!
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England only performs well when a major tournament is played on their own desert island. They are the perennial home team.
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Dec 30, 2013 18:59
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Talk about Jozy or don't post in this thread, thanks
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Dec 30, 2013 19:00
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Jozy could utilize his skill set of appearing overtly petulant and falling down comically in a successful career as a panto villain.
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Dec 30, 2013 19:21
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Id like to see Jozy literally run off a pier and into the sea.
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Dec 30, 2013 19:26
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I'd like to see Jozy attempt to do the olympic bobsleigh track.
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He'd take half a step and fall onto his big fat face
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I'd like Jozy to fold me into his gentle arms... and squeeze lightly so I'll know he'll always be there for me.
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Reminder that in Euro 2012, the last big tournament, Holland were one of the favorites to win it all but somehow managed to get the grand total of 0 (zero) points in their group, getting beaten by Germany, Portugal and Denmark, despite their overhyped Eredivisie players. Laughing my rear end off. Definitely a big fail of a country. Why am I mentioning Holland? Just as a reminder that Josmer, although he hasn't managed to replicate that kind of form in England, scored the insane amount of 39 goals in that league, showcasing his huge potential to the world and earning him a 10 million pounds transfer to the biggest league in the world. I hope he spent his Christmas holidays surrounded by his loved ones, who cherish him in the good and the bad times, like us true Josmer believers.
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Which will happen first: Holland winning a World Cup or Jozy winning the ballon d'or?
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jozy is gonna win the ballon d'snore
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if jozy wins a ballon d'or i will wear blackface to work for the rest of my life and talk in southern slang no matter how many times i get beat up for it
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Hardfl1p posted:if jozy wins a ballon d'or i will wear blackface to work for the rest of my life and talk in southern slang no matter how many times i get beat up for it Me too. And I'll even move back to the (very poor) area where the only reason anyone hired me was to have a token white guy.
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You guys are really putting it all out there I commend your bravery
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J Hume posted:Which will happen first: Holland winning a World Cup or Jozy winning the ballon d'or? I'm pretty sure Josmer would be on the shortlist for this year's Ballon D'Or if he had stayed in Holland, where he was averaging more than one goal per 2 matches and toying with defenses. I'm a fan of the guy and can't fault him for his decision, you can't be a big fish in a small pond forever which was obviously the case for Jozy in the Dutch league. Apparently he wasn't expecting the PL to be such a big step up in quality and difficulty, but I think you'll find he will more than live up to the lofty expectations perched atop his hefty shoulders. Will he ever win the Ballon D'Or? Possibly not, due to the politics and machinations involved in that award, but one day he'll give Messi and Ronaldo one hell of a fight.
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Mean Bean Machine posted:I'm pretty sure Josmer would be on the shortlist for this year's Ballon D'Or if he had stayed in Holland, where he was averaging more than one goal per 2 matches and toying with defenses. I'm a fan of the guy and can't fault him for his decision, you can't be a big fish in a small pond forever which was obviously the case for Jozy in the Dutch league. Apparently he wasn't expecting the PL to be such a big step up in quality and difficulty, but I think you'll find he will more than live up to the lofty expectations perched atop his hefty shoulders. Will he ever win the Ballon D'Or? Possibly not, due to the politics and machinations involved in that award, but one day he'll give Messi and Ronaldo one hell of a fight. Source your quotes.
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oh em gee bee ess posted:I don't think Cascadia Offical Soccer Team are going to be winning the world cup any time tom. they will with Jozy up front
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Dec 31, 2013 09:05
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jozy altidore is athlete of the year
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Hardfl1p posted:jozy is gonna win the ballon d'snore More like the fall on d'floor lol
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Can't believe I said four goals
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I read perhaps my favorite explanation for Jozy's goal scoring struggles: "Jozy just has way too much composure upfront, he has this tendency to delay his shot and tends to take a touch too many upfront giving away chances."
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tbf maybe that would be a good thing if the extra touch wasn't as terrible as all his other touches.
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trem_two posted:I read perhaps my favorite explanation for Jozy's goal scoring struggles: Source that quote.
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trem_two posted:I read perhaps my favorite explanation for Jozy's goal scoring struggles: Well Im afraid Jozy didnt score again today. He came on with about 20 minutes to play and picked up a harsh booking (albeit a fairly needless one on his behalf for getting too involved in some handbags, he's a passionate lad). Hopefully Poyet can strengthen the Sunderland squad and Jozy can push on and have a better second half to the season and improve on his goal tally.
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oh em gee bee ess posted:Source that quote. as always, Big Soccer
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From attitude to ability: jozy offers absolutely nothing. He is a fraud with a bad attitude.
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