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Totally lame in Con Air, he got punked by John Cusack. Cusack. (Self-sealing stembolts own, to be honest)
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Benjamin Black posted:well there was a TNG episode where the TNG crew discovered there was an ancient human-like alien race that masturbated all over the galaxy and that's why all the races in the galaxy are so human-like Yeah, that's why all the meatflaps in the galaxy are pretty much the same. I mean, you get some minor variations in each species, like the Klingons clitoral ridges, or the Nausicaan toothy labias, but it all basically involves some kind of meat phaser going into a wormhole.
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Benjamin Black posted:really? I remember it affecting the whole galaxy in general and then for a while they only went up to warp 4 for anything but emergencies i dont know i watched that episode again like two days ago but it wasn't memorable enough anyway i'm obrien and i'm frustrated by cardassian design choices
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Yeah, that's why all the meatflaps in the galaxy are pretty much the same. I mean, you get some minor variations in each species, like the Klingons clitoral ridges, or the Nausicaan toothy labias, but it all basically involves some kind of meat phaser going into a wormhole. Can you please tell me what your avatar is? I have been horrified by it for years.
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Jan 4, 2014 18:54
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Yeah, that's why all the meatflaps in the galaxy are pretty much the same. I mean, you get some minor variations in each species, like the Klingons clitoral ridges, or the Nausicaan toothy labias, but it all basically involves some kind of meat phaser going into a wormhole. Also the actress who played that alien also played the female changeling in DS9 leading to interesting conclusions.
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Neurosis posted:Can you please tell me what your avatar is? I have been horrified by it for years. an alien obviously
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Jan 4, 2014 18:55
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Neurosis posted:Can you please tell me what your avatar is? I have been horrified by it for years. A "Desert Dweller", from the original Wasteland game.
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Jan 4, 2014 18:57
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Jan 4, 2014 18:57
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I'm miles o'brien and life is pretty cool since i invented this scotch flavored chewing gum
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Jan 4, 2014 19:00
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i'm miles o'brien and i'm struggling to teach this class of 13 year olds the definitions of words
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Jan 4, 2014 19:02
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Kira is pregnant with my child, but I am yet to gently caress her? 
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Jan 4, 2014 19:05
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duck monster posted:Kira is pregnant with my child, but I am yet to gently caress her? this happens in real life too you dumbass
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Jan 4, 2014 19:05
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I'm Miles O'Brien and I'm the unluckiest sunuvabitch
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Jan 4, 2014 19:06
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I am now married to a 12 year old girl* and vaguelly aware that somewhere out there aatrek is jerking off to this episode. *TNG Rascals episode duck monster fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jan 4, 2014 |
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Jan 4, 2014 19:06
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i'm annoyed at quark
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Jan 4, 2014 19:16
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If Sisko bitches about the replicators one more time I'll throw myself out the airlock.
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Jan 4, 2014 19:18
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Today Starfleet reorganised the ranks and demoted me. I think I'll go work on a space station so jokes on them.
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Jan 4, 2014 19:19
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i'm basically a disappointing dad in space
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Jan 4, 2014 19:20
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Maybe if he wasn't so loving grumpy and showed some initiative, he could've bootstrapped his way to a better rank- waitaminute O'Brien is Irish Picard is an englishman born in France the English always gently caress over the Irish NO WAR BUT THE CLASS WAR
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Jan 4, 2014 19:26
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i may be the hero of setlek III but im really very modest about it
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Jan 4, 2014 19:48
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So I'm married to Keiko. Cool with that. But I have two kids. Well, there goes the fun in that.
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Jan 4, 2014 20:30
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Mister Macys posted:Maybe if he wasn't so loving grumpy and showed some initiative, he could've bootstrapped his way to a better rank- O'Brien distinguished himself in two wars, served on the federation's flagship and saved the galaxy countless times and he's basically DS9's janitor. lol
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Jan 4, 2014 21:06
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Irish Joe posted:O'Brien distinguished himself in two wars, served on the federation's flagship and saved the galaxy countless times and he's basically DS9's janitor. He is my lynchpin example in my holobook "Why Social Utopias don't Work: A Plea for Genetically Engineered Sexbots"
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Jan 4, 2014 21:21
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The best character in Voyager was that goon who was obsessed with Voyager then made holo characters of the crew probably for dirty nasty sex but maybe just for a chat. Then everyone got really concerned about him wasting away his life in the holodeck instead of learning about the magic of friendship or whatever.
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Jan 4, 2014 21:26
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Irish Joe posted:O'Brien distinguished himself in two wars, served on the federation's flagship and saved the galaxy countless times and he's basically DS9's janitor. well nobody in the Federation gets paid, they just do what they like doing
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Jan 4, 2014 21:27
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Benjamin Black posted:well nobody in the Federation gets paid, they just do what they like doing I still don't understand what they do with quark doing a brisk trade in everything, do they ever get around to taxing his rear end?
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Jan 4, 2014 21:29
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I am not O'Brien! I am not O'Brien! I'm not O'Brien! Ask anyone! Jerry?! Jerry?!! / 
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Jan 4, 2014 21:37
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Lawman 0 posted:I still don't understand what they do with quark doing a brisk trade in everything, do they ever get around to taxing his rear end? Odo confiscates his poo poo all the time, and Quark is pretty bad so every few episodes he ends up bankrupt for doing the right thing.
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Jan 4, 2014 21:44
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Lawman 0 posted:I still don't understand what they do with quark doing a brisk trade in everything, do they ever get around to taxing his rear end? they address this in the show, basically the administration is really lenient with Quark because his bar is really healthy for the station's overall atmosphere
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Jan 4, 2014 21:47
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Dolphin posted:*is the only person who does his loving job consistently well, gets little to no credit* He's a engineer, no duh.
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Jan 4, 2014 21:47
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couldn't even get suicide right. way to go, space dilbert.
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Jan 4, 2014 21:50
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sometimes I eat a raw potato while crying & sitting on the toilet. most of the time I don't fall off or bite my tongue.
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Jan 4, 2014 21:53
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Fandyien posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNyut2fgf5w classic o'brien
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Jan 4, 2014 22:06
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if he likes kayaking so much why did he get a job in space
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Jan 4, 2014 22:07
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Now look Julian the Battle of Clontarf was a pivotal moment in Irish history, why I
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Jan 4, 2014 22:07
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Sorry kids, won't be home tonight, gotta calibrate a lot of stuff. Nope, won't be home tonight Keiko, the boss wants me to calibrate the deflector arrays. Sorry mom, can't take any leave I've got a lot of calibrating to do on this station.  calibrate the pain away
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Jan 4, 2014 22:38
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sometimes i think he and julian get together and kiss when they're doing that battle of britain thing hold on while i write a 1000 page story about this
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Jan 4, 2014 22:38
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Three-Phase posted:He's a engineer, no duh. So's Geordi, and he went from 1st Lieutenant, to Lieutenant Commander.  Mere consistency does not equal advancement. You must be exceptional.
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Jan 4, 2014 22:44
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I want a Hallmark Christmas ornament of O'Brien that screams when you touch his bad shoulder then mutters about kayaks.
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O'Brien can only afford to decorate his tree in Stembolts.
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