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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

As opposed to more...

Free market solutions.

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Any excuse to post this (very unscientific) experiment somebody did, where they mailed stuff that shouldn't be mailed and then wrote down what happened.

http://www.improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume6/v6i4/postal-6-4.html

quote:

Pair of new, expensive tennis shoes. Strapped together with duct tape. Days to delivery, 7. When shoes were picked up at station, laces were tied tightly together with difficult-to-remove knot. Clerk noted that mail must be wrapped.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Geez Muir, government mandated transvaginal ultrasounds were in the news like a year ago. Usually the strip is more current.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Why is Rob Smith so keen for us to learn how bad he is at sending letters? Putting the right post zip code in and orientating the address correctly hardly constitutes rocket science. Honestly she just looks embarrassed for him.

Edit:

Wanamingo posted:

Any excuse to post this (very unscientific) experiment somebody did, where they mailed stuff that shouldn't be mailed and then wrote down what happened.

http://www.improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume6/v6i4/postal-6-4.html
This is awesome and you should read it. :3:

quote:

Helium balloon. The balloon was attached to a weight. The address was written on the balloon with magic marker; no postage was affixed. Our operative argued strongly that he should be charged a negative postage and refunded the postal fees, because the transport airplane would actually be lighter as a result of our postal item. This line of reasoning merely received a laugh from the clerk. The balloon was refused; reasons given: transportation of helium, not wrapped.

Kegluneq fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Jan 6, 2014

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I'm a millenial who grew up in Arizona, and I learned both letter etiquette and formal letter writing in 4th grade. And cursive. You'd think that for such a luddite he would had at least learned how to write an elementary letter.

And I'd like to know the **FREE MARKET SOLUTION** to dumbasses putting the wrong address on things. Magic?

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

T-man posted:

And I'd like to know the **FREE MARKET SOLUTION** to dumbasses putting the wrong address on things. Magic?
Just sending the card to the address shown? I guess if it was to a house on a street with a common name in a sufficiently large city, it really would be undeliverable without a correct zip code to differentiate it.

I don't know if post in the UK actually requires the post code to be deliverable. I'm sure I've sent/received things without the correct one before now.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Kegluneq posted:

Just sending the card to the address shown? I guess if it was to a house on a street with a common name in a sufficiently large city, it really would be undeliverable without a correct zip code to differentiate it.

I don't know if post in the UK actually requires the post code to be deliverable. I'm sure I've sent/received things without the correct one before now.

Speaking as someone who has worked in the Canadian postal system, that's because somebody in the chain took the time to go and look up and confirm the correct address. Its not mandatory per say, but without the proper code there are delays. Postal codes are for efficiency, 99% of the time the item will still get there, it'll just take longer.

Political Whores fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Jan 6, 2014

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Kegluneq posted:

Just sending the card to the address shown? I guess if it was to a house on a street with a common name in a sufficiently large city, it really would be undeliverable without a correct zip code to differentiate it.

I don't know if post in the UK actually requires the post code to be deliverable. I'm sure I've sent/received things without the correct one before now.

Zip and postal codes are rarely NEEDED, they save time and make the whole operation smoother, like how I can throw near anything that won't explode or die in the mail and it'll get to where I say in just a few days at most. They do that by having systems like zip/post codes to very rapidly sort things.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Captain_Maclaine posted:

It does that for periods, only to return to abuse once Kelley's mind inevitably wanders back to those goddamn lazy kids these days!

I think his mind has found a new track to relentlessly make non jokes on


And because my morning paper pain is your morning paper pain


at least they dropped drunky duck.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Less Kelley, more Kelly.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Stultus Maximus posted:

And because my morning paper pain is your morning paper pain


That evil senator rabbit is channeling some serious Dumb and So Goddamn Crazy.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

Monaghan posted:

Muir is as always dumb and wrong, but it's still pretty amazing how, even after all these years,republicans have managed to convince a good portion of the American public that they'll be affected by the estate tax when the die.

Do people even care about estate tax? I feel like it could be literally 95% and as long as you got to inherit family heirlooms and other sentimental things without having to pay for them it wouldn't matter for anyone except the fantastically rich.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

RyokoTK posted:

That evil senator rabbit is channeling some serious Dumb and So Goddamn Crazy.

Everyone in that strip is quite dumb and pretty goddamn crazy.

The saccharine sweetness of Allie's art does little to hide the festering cystic discharge that is this strip.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Stultus Maximus posted:

And because my morning paper pain is your morning paper pain


I choose to read this as a tacit admission that Prickly City will just be rehashing all of their tired, stupid jokes from last year.

also reposting for morning crew:

colonel_korn posted:

Does anyone have the cartoon someone drew a few years ago with Obama as the seven-headed beast from Revelations? Every head was drawn in a different cartoonist's style, it was awesome. I feel like the same person also drew a second cartoon where Obama was driving a car off a cliff with tons of references to other cartoons in the background, so if anyone has that one too please post it. I checked the OPs of the last few threads but couldn't find it.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Fiat Banking Nazi posted:

Speaking as someone who has worked in the Canadian postal system, that's because somebody in the chain took the time to go and look up and confirm the correct address. Its not mandatory per say, but without the proper code there are delays. Postal codes are for efficiency, 99% of the time the item will still get there, it'll just take longer.
I know how postcodes work and why they're important, the cartoon just seemed to be implying that they would refuse to send the letter if the zip code was absent or incorrect.

Randler posted:

Less Kelley, more Kelly.


This is probably :thejoke:, but gun control actually was a big deal in the Old West. Guns in Tombstone had to be handed in at the Sheriff's office or Grand Hotel on arrival in town.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Oh hell yes, this is just as good as I remembered.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Taciturn Tactician posted:

Do people even care about estate tax? I feel like it could be literally 95% and as long as you got to inherit family heirlooms and other sentimental things without having to pay for them it wouldn't matter for anyone except the fantastically rich.

Yes, seemingly because they never notice that the first whatever-million is exempt and think that they won't be able to leave anything to their kids. And I'm sure the fantastically rich don't technically own their money as they keep it in other forms for tax purposes.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


Real men pay for their own medical care. Get a better job you deadbeat insurance-having poors.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

duz posted:

Yes, seemingly because they never notice that the first whatever-million is exempt and think that they won't be able to leave anything to their kids. And I'm sure the fantastically rich don't technically own their money as they keep it in other forms for tax purposes.

It's actually closer to the first five million right now due to the Obama administration's tax cuts aimed at supporting the American middle class. :eng101:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Trent posted:



Real men pay for their own medical care. Get a better job you deadbeat insurance-having poors.

I wonder if "Doorknob" and Kelley discussed this or if it was a coincidence.

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes

Trent posted:



Real men pay for their own medical care. Get a better job you deadbeat insurance-having poors.

Yeah, why would I use that co-pay that comes with health insurance when I can just pay for the whole thing like a schmuck?

edit: It's just so weird seeing people act like health insurance is only for whiners now that the government is saying that you need to have it

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Jan 6, 2014

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

"Based on actual experiences." Well gosh, if he imagines something, I guess imagination is itself an experience.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Colonel Sanders, noooo :ohdear:

Bender
May 12, 2001

Fun Shoe

This world is beyond saving. Shut it all down.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Trent posted:



Real men pay for their own medical care. Get a better job you deadbeat insurance-having poors.
I am like 90% sure that the guy going "Tell them you're insane" is supposed to be the guy we agree with.

If not, holy poo poo that's A Good Cartoon.

Poopy Palpy
Jun 10, 2000

Im da fwiggin Poopy Palpy XD
You also don't make an insurance claim when you get a timing belt replaced so I guess he'd pay for open-heart surgery out of pocket?

Bender
May 12, 2001

Fun Shoe

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I am like 90% sure that the guy going "Tell them you're insane" is supposed to be the guy we agree with.

If not, holy poo poo that's A Good Cartoon.

That's Mike Lester, one of the worst of the worst of the worst.

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.

Trent posted:



Real men pay for their own medical care. Get a better job you deadbeat insurance-having poors.
If health care were priced in such a way as to be affordable to normal human beings, that would be a pretty reasonable thing to do, but the prices are basically for insurance companies and for people who don't have any other choice. If you yourself can somehow afford a 5-digit hospital bill... it'd still make more financial sense to use your insurance actually.

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I am like 90% sure that the guy going "Tell them you're insane" is supposed to be the guy we agree with.

If not, holy poo poo that's A Good Cartoon.

The little guy is usually portrayed as kind of an idiot in this strip. So yeah, AGC.

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member

Sorry for bringing up an old post (I'm catching up after ignoring this thread for the weekend) but I think I hate Warren's Obama caricature the most. It's the awful toothy HYUK HYUK :haw: grin (or not-grin in this one) that bugs the poo poo out of me, it just seems racist as all Hell for some reason.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
It's super ironic considering that Mitt, the at-the-time Captain of Industry in Chief, made a huge deal of emphasizing that as a successful person you must make sure to take full advantage of every possible scheme that saves you money, no matter if it may seem immoral or quasi-legal.

These "proud and principled citizens" are just idiots whose close-mindedness leads them to harm and injury, while their Conservative idols are sly and unscrupulous opportunists.

steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Jan 6, 2014

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:

edit: It's just so weird seeing people act like health insurance is only for whiners now that the government is saying that you need to have it

Conservatives deciding to not use their insurance because Obama said so seems like a problem that solves itself.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"




I THINK OBAMA IS A BAD PRESIDENT :effort:

Thomas13206
Jun 18, 2013

steinrokkan posted:

It's super ironic considering that Mitt, the at-the-time Captain of Industry in Chief, made a huge deal of emphasizing that as a successful person you must make sure to take full advantage of every possible scheme that saves you money, no matter if it may seem immoral or quasi-legal.

These "proud and principled citizens" are just idiots whose close-mindedness leads them to harm and injury, while their Conservative idols are sly and unscrupulous opportunists.



Ahahaha I'd never seen this before, this rules.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Kegluneq posted:

Edit:

This is awesome and you should read it. :3:

Ha, this is great.

quote:

Ski. A large amount of postage was affixed to a card that was attached to the ski. The ski was slipped into a bin of postage that was being loaded into a truck behind a station (a collaborating staff member created a verbal disturbance up the street to momentarily distract postal workers� attention). Notice of postage due received, 11 days. Upon pickup at the station, the clerk and supervisor consulted a book of postage regulations together for 2 minutes and 40 seconds before deciding on additional postage fee to assess. Clerk asked if mailing specialist knew how this had been mailed; our recipient said she did not know. Clerk also noted that mail must be wrapped. - See more at: http://www.improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume6/v6i4/postal-6-4.html#sthash.x2vQEHvU.dpuf

EDIT:

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Deer tibia. Our mailing specialist received many strange looks from both postal clerks and members of the public in line when he picked it up at the station, 9 days. The clerk put on rubber gloves before handling the bone, inquired if our researcher were a "cultist," and commented that mail must be wrapped. - See more at: http://www.improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume6/v6i4/postal-6-4.html#sthash.x2vQEHvU.dpuf

That Old Tree fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Jan 6, 2014

Thomas13206
Jun 18, 2013
Low in Atlanta is 8 degrees today and I just saw this on Facebook:



Bennett nooooooo :negative:

Augster
Aug 5, 2011

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.

pd187 posted:

Low in Atlanta is 8 degrees today and I just saw this on Facebook:



Bennett nooooooo :negative:
Where's global warming when you need it? Well, you could ask all the people living in areas that are pushing 70 degrees in early January (like me here in Northern California).

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