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Phun phact: Alexander Siddig is this guy's great-great-great-grandson, hence the Al-Mahdi in his name. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Ahmad
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You ask me why I tried to shoot myself? Picard got a loving flute, I got my life with Keiko back.
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Jan 10, 2014 14:27
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Is sad that his Bajoran female workmate turned out to be a terrorist, as it was just a matter of time before she got some Irish Stembolt action.
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"Oh, oh oh, is it against Starfleet policy to go storming onto their ship?" "That's right!" "Well I'm not IN Starfleet!" *Intimidates whitebread Starfleet officer into doing what he wants* Odo owns. Edit: Odo, Garak, G'Kar, Londo, Scorpius, Harvey, John Crichton, the pantheon of Cool TV SF Characters. You may note O'Brien is absent but that is because I am racist against space Irish.
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Jan 10, 2014 14:36
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Neurosis posted:You may note O'Brien is absent but that is because I am vaccinated against owning actual good taste.
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Jan 10, 2014 14:39
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O'Brien's self esteem is so low after years of abuse he would agree with me.
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Jan 10, 2014 14:41
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Neurosis posted:Edit: Odo, Garak, G'Kar, Londo, Scorpius, Harvey, John Crichton, the pantheon of Cool TV SF Characters. Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Teal'c
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Jan 10, 2014 14:43
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I like how apparently Ferrengi don't go to school. An advanced mercantile society doesn't need things like 'mathematics' or 'economics'. What silly hoo-mann nonsense.
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Jan 10, 2014 15:08
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Neurosis posted:I like how apparently Ferrengi don't go to school. An advanced mercantile society doesn't need things like 'mathematics' or 'economics'. What silly hoo-mann nonsense. it's called street smarts you reclusive goon. spend enough time slinging powdered Trill symbiotics to impotent cardassians and running oo-mox stables and you tend to pick up a few things about unrestrained capitalism and apparently also advanced physics and warpdrive theory.
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Neurosis posted:I like how apparently Ferrengi don't go to school. An advanced mercantile society doesn't need things like 'mathematics' or 'economics'. What silly hoo-mann nonsense. yet they're still miles ahead of other races with their stupid self-limiting rules. no ethics > math.
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Jan 10, 2014 15:29
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Digital Fingers posted:it's called street smarts you reclusive goon. Oh so physics are real but economics isn't? loving academic elitism.  Just like the elitism that stops Miles from being an officer, despite having a PhD from a non-Starfleet institution. Classist pig.
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Jan 10, 2014 15:30
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Neurosis posted:"Oh, oh oh, is it against Starfleet policy to go storming onto their ship?" you forgot dukat Digital Fingers posted:it's called street smarts you reclusive goon. who cares, the comupter does all that nerd poo poo. next you're going to wonder how klingons are spacefaring without scientists.
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Digital Fingers posted:it's called street smarts you reclusive goon. ferengi bought warp tech from other species  where are my self-sealing stembolts.
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Forums Terrorist posted:you forgot dukat klingons are a lot like the wookies if you think about it.
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Klingons have scientists, they just can't travel too far in case they start picking up funny ideas like 'Melee weapons are an antiquated relic' or 'not getting wedgied every morning'.
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Jan 10, 2014 15:51
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Digital Fingers posted:klingons are a lot like the wookies if you think about it. C'mon, Klingons have wayy less poo poo in their hair/fur.
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Jan 10, 2014 16:19
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I always liked how Klingons had such great hair. You might think being a  warrior culture they'd have dreadlocks or something, but instead Worf is straight out of a L'Oreal commercial.
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I hope if they ever decide to do another series, they'll have an Emergency Engineering Hologram, based on O'Brien. Anytime they power it up it just says "JAYSUS," downs a holo-scotch, a holo-phaser appears in its hand, and shoots itself in the head.
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Jan 10, 2014 17:33
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Neurosis posted:I'm watching early DS9 and Alexander Siddig overacts so much and it is really funny. You should read his Wikipedia page. Dude was actually married to the actress who played kira. He had an uncle who was a high ranking government official of some arab country. I think he even eventually ended up winning an Emmy for his role as a bad guy on 24.
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jhorphear posted:You should read his Wikipedia page. Dude was actually married to the actress who played kira. He had an uncle who was a high ranking government official of some arab country. I think he even eventually ended up winning an Emmy for his role as a bad guy on 24. I knew he had a kid with Kira. Kira is apparently keen for the racial dick given her dating proclivities. It's okay though because Julian was a good looking guy.
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Jan 10, 2014 18:05
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Neurosis posted:I knew he had a kid with Kira. Kira is apparently keen for the racial dick given her dating proclivities. It's okay though because Julian was a good looking guy. that's why they gave o'brien's kid to kira, because siddig knocked her up and they needed a way to play it.
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Jan 10, 2014 18:06
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O'Brien log stardate 9385.1 How are Kira and Odo a couple? I understand how she gets off but doesn't Odo feel soiled because he is basically a vibrator? Or am I wrong and he produces orange amber fluid all over her every time he gets excited? Did Worf tell him how carbon life forms do it and he sprays litres of green poo poo everywhere? I'm turning on the cameras in Kira's quarters and gently caress if anyone else on the station could even guess.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wxq9qOCGY The REAL O'Brien. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD5Kxe5Ti5E rocket_man38 fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Jan 10, 2014 |
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Jan 10, 2014 20:32
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rocket_man38 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wxq9qOCGY The REAL O'Brien. Ah another golden General Grim edit, LOL at Worf just standing there holding two crewmen by the neck as if he doesn't know how to do a Three Stooges double skull collision.
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Jan 10, 2014 20:43
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While I was hiding in a plasma duct eating my favorite scotch flavored combat ration I overheard Sisko's boy and that Ferengi Nog. I believe Sisko was wanting Nog to... suck his dick for great profit.
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Neurosis posted:O'Brien log stardate 9385.1 O'Brien log stardate 9385.1 Supplemental Asking Julian to wipe the last few hours of my memory asap. Let's just say Kira is......the........dominiant one in this relationship. It was Odo's soft crying afterwards that snapped me back from the precipice. Even Quark couldn't think of the stuff she did.
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rocket_man38 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wxq9qOCGY The REAL O'Brien. There are better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzD96MsrdUE happyhippy posted:O'Brien log stardate 9385.1 Supplemental Kira ended it by rearranging his furniture. I didn't get what was going on there after the scat and gore porn I'd seen for the last 2 hours.
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Log of Ensign Jerry O'Brien - Stardate 4513.3 gently caress starships. gently caress Starfleet. gently caress that Scottish bastard that considers himself king of Engineering. And most of all gently caress Captain Kirk! The crew of the Enterprise ended up stranded on a planet of robots and it was wonderful. They would literally do anything they wanted us to, as long as we stayed. They fed us, served us, provided us tools for our favorite hobbies. Scott had me take a look at one of the girl robots and yeah... Starfleet will never have anything that looks remotely that human where it counts. All we had to do is was have fun and enjoy ourselves. It was not to be. Instead of just enjoying the good life, the bridge crew hatched up a plan where they would just say the stupidest bonkers things to make the robots flip out, and then yup we just flew out of there. Onward to face a universe-destroying death machine or watch the Captain play out another brotherly/romance confrontation with Mr. Spock. I'm going to make sure that Michael gets a proper job when he grows up. No more Starfleet for this family. Maybe music... End Log
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Jan 10, 2014 22:43
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Colm Meaney in Star Trek: Deep Space Whine.
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/moves miniature Alamo toy, dislocates shoulder
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I was convinced I should leave the flagship of the fleet to go work on a lovely rear end-end-of-space space station. I was told I would be able to retire to Ireland and develop new transporter technologies. I was tricked. I thought I would never find my calling once they said I was stuck there. But the joke is on them, I've been transporting 'my seed' into every person who's come through the Gamma quadrant wormhole. Every. Single. Person.
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"Can't even watch Altman's 'MASH' without seeing that asshat Odo in it"
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Chiefs personal log: You wouldn't believe what happened to me today! I was drowning my sorrows at Quark's, contemplating how to end my existence when I met her! She sat right next to me, ordered a double scotch on the rocks and started chatting me up! Her name was Fiona which means fair and beautiful and she hails from Cork, a beautiful city back home on the Emerald Isle. She is one of the McGranaghan breed, fierce and strong yet loyal and kind, and she can hold her liquor like no other. Her hair was fiery red and her eyes were deep green, in which you could loose yourself if you are not careful. Unlike Keiko, whose hair and eyes are jet black, like the dark abyss she spawned from. Ahhh Keiko, not once during that whole evening did my thoughts ever laid on her, that shrill harpy. I am not even angry at her right now, for what she did today. Fiona gave me a new meaning in life, she gave me a direction. She gave me hope. Hope that not all is bleak and dark, hope that somewhere in this universe, there is a place for me, Miles Edward O'Brien.  Before we said our farewells, we promised each other that we will meet again. She is an engineering NCO on a Federation Starship, but her Captain is a good friend with Sisko. I don't think Captain Sisko will object with giving me some down time, and convincing Captain Swofford of doing the same with Fiona. The war can wait, hell we just dealt a devastating blow to the Dominion by retaking Deep Space 9 and wiping out their reinforcement fleet from Gamma Quadrant. The war can wait. Her ship, the USS Cortez, is scheduled to return in about one week, after she finishes her sortie on the Cardie border. I waited my whole life to be happy, dammit, I can wait a week more! Computer, end personal log. And computer, put some music on. I think it's time for me to learn how to dance. 
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Personal Log I was really excited when I first heard I was being transferred to the Enterprise for the ship's maiden mission. True, it came at the result of a series of demotions, psych evals, reassignments and specialization changes, but here I was. THE Enterprise! But this first year has been such a mess I barely leave my quarters and I don't think anyone even knows my name. It even started out bad. Day one, assignment one, I'm ferrying over some racist old bastard Admiral who keeps calling me Scott. Of course, he's an Admiral, so I can't correct him. Then he tells me I lost a lot of weight and starting rambling something about having some guy inside him and that it should have been me. JESUS! Despite that, I thought this might be a guy I could poo poo talk about Cardassians with but he was so out of touch he didn't even know what they were. A whole loving war happened and this guy, an ADMIRAL, had zero clue. God, the only good thing about the trip was it gave me a chance to smuggle my 'spoon collection' from the war over on the shuttlecraft because even I know that much alien biomatter will set off alarms. Oh, then it gets better: Uniform change. Apparently, because word gets around I'm somehow 'Scottish' they decide to assign me the unisex legless uniform so I'd be more comfortable in something that was close to a kilt. I have to walk around all day with my boys getting a good breeze, which is fine in my own quarters but on deck it's entirely demeaning. I only got out of wearing it, though, when I was working the Helm and I 'accidentally' gave the spokeswoman of Angel One a good look when I slowly spread my legs while she was on the viewscreen. You can't write me up, it's the UNIFORM'S FAULT!
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JediTalentAgent posted:I only got out of wearing it, though, when I was working the Helm and I 'accidentally' gave the spokeswoman of Angel One a good look when I slowly spread my legs while she was on the viewscreen. The mental image of her face contorting in a miasma of negative emotions as O'Brien's blood pudding slowly emerges from his emerald isle almost brought me to tears. As an aside, Kai Wynn is probably the best Star Trek villain ever. She is so perfectly worthy of hate and scorn from almost everybody.
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Hey, Kira. Ever since Keiko died in that mysterious transporter accident, I've been thinking about you. Forget Odo. He left you for genocidal slime people. Kirayoshi still asks about you, you know. Let's say we go get some raktajino some time? http://youtu.be/L_R1ucU112Q?t=50s Gah, never mind.
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Chiefs Personal Log: my wife turned into a child she still wants to sex me wat do
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LEGO Genetics posted:Chiefs Personal Log: Go kayaking.
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*Music:The Doors - The End* [Pan to O'Brien shirtless lying on the floor of an abandoned cargo bay. His eyes flicker open.] "Deep Space 9. poo poo, I'm still only on Deep Space 9. Every time I think I'm going to wake up back in the Cardassian War." [Cut to O'Brien drinking from a bottle of home-replicated liquor] "When I was home after my first tour it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to Keiko, I should have said 'yes' to the divorce." [O'Brien lights a cigarette using a phaser] "When I was in the War I wanted to be home, and when I was there all I could think of was getting back to killing Spoonheads. I've been here months now, waiting for a mission. Getting softer. Every minute I stay on this station, I get weaker. And every minute the Cardies are out in space, getting stronger. Every time I look around loving Cardassian walls have moved in a little tighter." [Music swells. O'Brien drunkenly performs Klingon martial arts across the cargo bay, his drunken Irish facing turning red from the exertion] [O'Brien loses his balance and smashes into a crate of kayaks, dislocating his shoulder]
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Flippycunt posted:*Music:The Doors - The End* CARDIE DON'T SURF
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