Brown Blitzkrieg posted:Look I understand this is Star Wars chat now, and that's something about which I have opinions, so I just can't stand back and not say something about it. shut up brown blitzkrieg quote:There was a ridiculous thread in CineD that went out of its way to critique the Transformers movies and 90% of it was total poo poo, but it did convince me that Movie Optimus Prime is actually a giant oval office and not very heroic at all. shots fired transformers will, like starship troopers did, soon enough have people being like GOSH HOW DID PEOPLE NOT SEE THE OBVIOUS SATIRE WHEN IT CAME OUT INITIALLY |
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# ? Jan 15, 2014 01:05 |
Isn't there like a dvd commentary for starship troopers where the director is like 'yeah this is satire morons'? | |
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rudatron posted:Isn't there like a dvd commentary for starship troopers where the director is like 'yeah this is satire morons'? pretty much, and it is incredibly obvious - there's orwellian big brother esque posters in a few shots, the MI infantry insignia look almost like little flying bugs, the bland obedience to a telepathic intelligence on both sides, the fact that johnny rico is an idiot who pines over a girl who doesn't love him and becomes a military caricature by the end of the film, etc. etc. the thing is, none of it is emphasised or really even directly indicated. it's played completely straight. but look back at when it was released and it was basically decried as a stupid action film not worth anything. the 'guys it is an obvious satire' thing has only really come about in the past seven years or so. transformers is the same sort of thing but it makes it much more obvious that the autobots are just as bad, if not worse, than the decepticons |
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# ? Jan 15, 2014 01:19 |
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I watched a lovely movie but I did it ~*ironically*~ so I'm not dumb. BRB going to go see The Hobbit. |
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Milky Moor posted:pretty much, and it is incredibly obvious - there's orwellian big brother esque posters in a few shots, the MI infantry insignia look almost like little flying bugs, the bland obedience to a telepathic intelligence on both sides, the fact that johnny rico is an idiot who pines over a girl who doesn't love him and becomes a military caricature by the end of the film, etc. etc. the thing is, none of it is emphasised or really even directly indicated. it's played completely straight. Seriously? Starship Troopers is so hammy you'd have to be brain dead to think it was serious. Even my dad (who hates American action schlock) "got" it when it came out. |
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I don't think Michael Bay could make a satirical film (other than every one of his films being an unintentional satire of himself).
rudatron fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Jan 15, 2014 |
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# ? Jan 15, 2014 01:29 |
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Game of thrones is actually a feminist satire of power structures and not the work of an incest/rape/pedophilia/lemoncake fetishist |
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Also its sheer coincidence that the person that comes to free all the coloured slaves from their coloured masters is the whitest person ever |
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What's the deal with Game of Thrones anyway. People have decried it as utter trash in the same breath they recommend it to me. I'm not taking the plunge because of aforementioned pedophilic incestual rape. |
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I'm not taking the plunge because unidirectional media formats are an outdated mode of consumption. |
# ? Jan 15, 2014 01:37 |
Game of Thrones is really good. It has the incest and so on but that's never 'contextualized' incorrectly. It's worth it bro. | |
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Captain Pissweak posted:What's the deal with Game of Thrones anyway. People have decried it as utter trash in the same breath they recommend it to me. It is honestly entertaining, and the show cleans the book up quite a lot but it is really really loving regressive. People probably defend it on the basis of "well you can't have anything approaching progressive views of gender or race in a medieval themed world because it would break immersion" and then dragons come in and burn all the zombies and giants. |
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Milky Moor posted:pretty much, and it is incredibly obvious - there's orwellian big brother esque posters in a few shots, the MI infantry insignia look almost like little flying bugs, the bland obedience to a telepathic intelligence on both sides, the fact that johnny rico is an idiot who pines over a girl who doesn't love him and becomes a military caricature by the end of the film, etc. etc. the thing is, none of it is emphasised or really even directly indicated. it's played completely straight. Please post more about Transformers. |
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Unicron is actually just a metaphor for the planet eating psychopathic robot inside all of us. |
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Lizard Combatant posted:Seriously? Starship Troopers is so hammy you'd have to be brain dead to think it was serious. Even my dad (who hates American action schlock) "got" it when it came out. Yeah, I don't know anybody who thought Starship Troopers was serious. I love the film, honestly. It'll always hold a special place in my heart. I haven't seen the sequels though. Are they any good? |
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^^ no.Gough Suppressant posted:Unicron is actually just a metaphor for the planet eating psychopathic robot inside all of us. You're the posting megatron to my posting starscream. |
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Gough Suppressant posted:It is honestly entertaining, and the show cleans the book up quite a lot but it is really really loving regressive. People probably defend it on the basis of "well you can't have anything approaching progressive views of gender or race in a medieval themed world because it would break immersion" and then dragons come in and burn all the zombies and giants. cleaned it up and then salted it with boobs, you mean. |
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Those On My Left posted:cleaned it up and then salted it with boobs, you mean. There's plenty of dicks too, you know, just to even it out. |
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Endman posted:Yeah, I don't know anybody who thought Starship Troopers was serious. I love the film, honestly. It'll always hold a special place in my heart. I haven't seen the sequels though. Are they any good? 2 is horrible the 3rd is is not great because it's so much more obviously satire (the musical number is fantastic, though) starship troopers reviews: quote:It's exactly like "Star Wars" -- if you subtract a good story, sympathetic characters, intelligence, wit and moral purpose. quote:An empty videogame of a movie about interplanetary pest control. quote:In this bizarrely discordant mixture of ultraviolent action footage, bad acting, crisp special effects and futuristic camp, the remnants of Heinlein's rhetoric of military pride stick out like a grimy Marine uniform at a high-toned Hollywood party. quote:A collection of shots and characters designed to circle the globe rather than to say anything much about either the filmmakers or the audience, a triumph of multinational capital at work rather than of people or ideas. quote:Maybe the filmmakers are so lost in their slambang visual effects that they don't give a hoot about the movie's scariest implications. [10 Nov 1997, p.102] and on and on it goes quote:Please post more about Transformers. just read my posts in this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3571842 and the one before it: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3507949 |
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# ? Jan 15, 2014 01:58 |
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Wait. People post outside of AusPol? Also Milky you make me sad because now I know there are people who take Starship Troopers seriously and my hope in humanity is now spiraling down the grid. |
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Milky Moor posted:pretty much, and it is incredibly obvious - there's orwellian big brother esque posters in a few shots, the MI infantry insignia look almost like little flying bugs, the bland obedience to a telepathic intelligence on both sides, the fact that johnny rico is an idiot who pines over a girl who doesn't love him and becomes a military caricature by the end of the film, etc. etc. the thing is, none of it is emphasised or really even directly indicated. it's played completely straight. I think it was pretty obvious the moment the military recruiter talks about how service 'made a man out of him' and then you see he has no legs. I could never understand how most people didn't realise it was a satire on militarism and fascism when the Intelligence officers were wearing loving SS uniforms. Besides, how the gently caress did the bugs even launch an asteroid from half a galaxy away? edit: Les Affaires posted:They cut the scene that shows the bugs eating a bad meal and laying a gigantic turd that hardens so they can launch it. I bet they did it in a grid ala battleship Kegslayer fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Jan 15, 2014 |
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Kegslayer posted:I think it was pretty obvious the moment the military recruiter talks about how service 'made a man out of him' and then you see he has no legs. I could never understand how most people didn't realise it was a satire on militarism and fascism when the Intelligence officers were wearing loving SS uniforms. They cut the scene that shows the bugs eating a bad meal and laying a gigantic turd that hardens so they can launch it. |
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What's happenng heat lovers on this beautiful Australian day? |
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[quote]Kegslayer posted:I think it was pretty obvious the moment the military recruiter talks about how service 'made a man out of him' and then you see he has no legs. I could never understand how most people didn't realise it was a satire on militarism and fascism when the Intelligence officers were wearing loving SS uniforms. yeah, but those are the really obvious points. Endman posted:Wait. People post outside of AusPol? important transformers movie note: michael bay's two dogs get listed in the credits before the voice actors do lma |
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BCR posted:What's happenng heat lovers on this beautiful Australian day? Feeling pretty smug down in here ole Tassie given it's a sane 25c or thereabout at the moment. |
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Milky Moor posted:yeah, but those are the really obvious points. As usual I quite like Roger Ebert's take on it. If all the other reviews at the time were negatively framed, at least Ebert chose to reflect on what was actually being portrayed on the screen: http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/starship-troopers-1997 |
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BCR posted:What's happenng heat lovers on this beautiful Australian day? 41 again here in melb today, finally some good weather. Going to go to KFC for a sweet chilly zinger twister. |
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Or I could walk to doors down to the Ethiopian restaurant. ~decisions~ |
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Captain Pissweak posted:What's the deal with Game of Thrones anyway. People have decried it as utter trash in the same breath they recommend it to me. The deal is that if you have read your LOTRs, and your LOTRs derivatives (Your Raymond E. Feist Riftwar/Serpentwars etc) and then you read A Game of Thrones and holy gently caress it's like the most amazing book that plays with all the architypes and plot conventions of like 50 years worth of Fantasy Novels. It's like it's 91 and every other fantasy book is like MC Hammer and A Game of Thrones is like Nevermind. And then the second book starts, and you realize he isn't writing the series you think he's writing and then you start coming up against some weird writing choices where you could edit huge chunks out of the books and not miss anything and the books get longer and slower and longer and slower... edit: There are boobs, but less "get on yo knees, suck it, let me fill your mouth up with cum while I tell you how much of a whore you are" (Clash of Kings) algebra testes fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Jan 15, 2014 |
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Cuahtemoc posted:There's plenty of dicks too, you know, just to even it out. that's utter bullshit and you know it. if I weren't at work I would search for a dick count and a boob count to confirm |
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Those On My Left posted:that's utter bullshit and you know it. if I weren't at work I would search for a dick count and a boob count to confirm Live life on the edge TOML. Come on. |
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I heard Hodor's was a prosthetic, does it still count? | |
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hambeet posted:Or I could walk to doors down to the Ethiopian restaurant. How can you do Ethiopian for lunch by yourself? There's also so much food and you look like a fatty sitting in the middle of a big plate of injera. |
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LordPants posted:(Clash of Kings) lol are you serious is that an actual scene in the book |
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hambeet posted:Or I could walk to doors down to the Ethiopian restaurant. Ethiopian food owns as does that injera bread they use as a cutlery substitute. Luckily I'm a vegetarian so I have an excuse not to eat the weird raw beef dishes they have at the Ethiopian restaurant near me which my friends struggled with. Then again, Arnold Schwarzenegger used to put raw beef in his protein shakes and he doesn't seem like a man with brain parasites. |
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LordPants posted:The deal is that if you have read your LOTRs, and your LOTRs derivatives (Your Raymond E. Feist Riftwar/Serpentwars etc) and then you read A Game of Thrones and holy gently caress it's like the most amazing book that plays with all the architypes and plot conventions of like 50 years worth of Fantasy Novels. It's like it's 91 and every other fantasy book is like MC Hammer and A Game of Thrones is like Nevermind. So the first book is fantastic and then after that it falls apart steadily? |
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Those On My Left posted:lol are you serious is that an actual scene in the book Sort of quote:“I fear those days are gone.” Theon’s finger circled one heavy teat, spiraling in toward the fat brown nipple. “No longer may we ride the wind with fire and sword, taking what we want. Now we scratch in the ground and toss lines in the sea like other men, and count ourselves lucky if we have salt cod and porridge enough to get us through a winter.” He took her nipple in his mouth, and bit it until she gasped. Captain Pissweak posted:So the first book is fantastic and then after that it falls apart steadily? Finished it in a day, of the derivitive works of the Fantasy Genre it's easily the best I have read. He's also really great at taking concepts from Japanese Feudalism, and events from Scotland etc and turning into a fantsy gumbo. But yeah, after that it just depends when you tap out. |
# ? Jan 15, 2014 02:33 |
Somehow I knew that was going to be Theon. That's the thing about this series - it takes characters and they do things that make you utterly hate them but then he crushes them so mercilessly and horribly that either they change as people or you start to feel kind of sorry for them, then maybe even like them. | |
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LordPants posted:Sort of "came on him sudden as a storm" *shakes head* is this seriously the poo poo that people in my office have been going so crazy about |
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