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Guys... it's been several days since we've heard from 13"... I think she ate him. 
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Jan 19, 2014 16:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I9bqPicV60
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Jan 19, 2014 16:54
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meatpimp posted:Guys... it's been several days since we've heard from 13"... I think she ate him.  
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Jan 19, 2014 17:33
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meatpimp posted:Guys... it's been several days since we've heard from 13"... I think she ate him. If he's dead I lobby to have the Country Boner song played at his funeral. That thing is so drat catchy that it will be his legacy amongst everyone reading the thread. InitialDave posted:Or he dreamt it all. Wow. Something significantly worse than the thing that came to my mind, which was the spider/woman hybrid from Wicked City. Go ahead and Google that if the comic didn't bother you.
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Jan 20, 2014 05:54
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Nah just been dealing with a poo poo work week and possibly coming down with a bug, I'll know tomorrow. Ask me about wasting 2 solid days on a starter issue on an Explorer.
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Jan 20, 2014 06:06
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actually gently caress that dont ask me dont ever bring it up again or so help me god someone is getting hurt
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Jan 20, 2014 06:08
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Can I instead tell you about how hilarious it is to see every other mid 90s Explorer around here driving around with either completely collapsed or broken rear leaf springs or the shackles rusted into oblivion? It's all fast easy repairs that probably pay a lot of book time compared to actual time and you can assume any saggy Explorer has at least one of those problems.
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Jan 21, 2014 22:04
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People who drive Explorers are probably the same trash who pay $5000 for a cored-out '97 CRV because it's "safer" than a $2000 2002 Civic sedan. Once I saw an Explorer "Sport" two-door dragging rear end like a dog with a butthole ailment on the highway and the driver one-hand steering at a 45 degree angle to keep it on the road like everything was normal. One rear corner was totally collapsed and actively tearing chunks out of the rear fender. Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Jan 21, 2014 |
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Jan 21, 2014 23:30
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Seat Safety Switch posted:People who drive Explorers are probably the same trash who pay $5000 for a cored-out '97 CRV because it's "safer" than a $2000 2002 Civic sedan. Don't hate cause your cars aren't BUILT FORD TOUGH
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Jan 22, 2014 18:46
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Just wait for the 5 speed auto to poo poo itself.
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Jan 22, 2014 21:50
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BrokenKnucklez posted:Just wait for the 5 speed auto to poo poo itself. I have photos somewhere from when my Explorer did that. It took out the overdrive planetary, 3rd gear planetary, a couple bearings and sent a lot of metal through the valve body.
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Jan 23, 2014 01:45
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Seat Safety Switch posted:People who drive Explorers are probably the same trash who pay $5000 for a cored-out '97 CRV because it's "safer" than a $2000 2002 Civic sedan. One of my coworkers has a 2010 Explorer. Since he started working here (again), I see him more in either loaners or his mom's car, the drat thing spends a stupid amount of time in the shop. Admittedly, the dude is 20 and drives like a giant rear end in a top hat, but how do you manage to keep breaking a fairly new vehicle (with about 40k) badly enough that it spends at least 10 days of the month in the shop? fake edit: he wrecked his mom's brand new 2014 Cooper on the way home from work about a week ago. The Coop doesn't even have plates yet, it still has dealer tags. I'd love to turn this into something about kids not being able to drive, but someone backed out of a parking spot without looking into the side of it, so... At the moment he's driving his mom's loaner to work, while his mom is driving his loaner. 
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Jan 23, 2014 11:38
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some texas redneck posted:At the moment he's driving his mom's loaner to work, while his mom is driving his loaner. This seems all to confusing and defies all logic. I need an adult. 
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Jan 24, 2014 00:16
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I listened to this audio fiction podcast today, and the first of the three short stories starts with:Drabblecast Episode 306 posted:About three years ago, spiders took over my car. It’s an old car, one of the last of its kind. I’m one of the last of my kind, too.
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Jan 24, 2014 06:09
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Drag racing an early Volvo 244 uphill  edge of your seats right here boys and girls
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Jan 25, 2014 05:08
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13 INCH DICK posted:Drag racing an early Volvo 244 uphill Well, don't hold out on us, who won?
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Jan 25, 2014 05:12
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Yo, it's only been 10 minutes, give the man some time.
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stabbington posted:Yo, it's only been 10 minutes, give the man some time. They still haven't made it all the way up the hill.
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Jan 25, 2014 05:24
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The mighty torque of old Swedish iron wound up winning in the end . First and second gear I totally had him off the line though.
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Jan 25, 2014 05:44
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Was hoping for comedy option of reverting back to your VW roots and you winning because the hill was too steep and you remembered to reverse up the hill.
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Jan 25, 2014 06:07
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I like to imagine someone was at the top of the hill hearing all the engine noise, periodically glancing over at the peak for the next half hour confused as to nothing showing up.
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Jan 25, 2014 06:08
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13 INCH DICK posted:Drag racing an early Volvo 244 uphill When you progress to racing JB hunt trucks, lemme know.
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Jan 25, 2014 07:32
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13 INCH DICK posted:First and second gear I totally had him off the line though. That's awesomely slow, it takes two gears to get off the line!
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Jan 25, 2014 13:35
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Where does second gear top out in the Civic? 40? 45?
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Detroit Q. Spider posted:Where does second gear top out in the Civic? 40? 45? Yards per hour.
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Jan 25, 2014 14:42
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stabbington posted:Yo, it's only been 10 minutes, give the man some time.
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Jan 25, 2014 14:55
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I raced a garbage truck at a light once. And lost. The best part was that a cop could have watched us do it and not realized we were drag racing at all.
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Jan 25, 2014 15:58
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With the minor flat spots in the carb, I'm usually in 3rd by the time I hit 30 and 4th by 40. winding first all the way out and money shifting into second I *might* hit 20.
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Jan 25, 2014 17:40
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I'm being seriously tempted by a $300 Land Rover
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Jan 29, 2014 20:49
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13 INCH DICK posted:I'm being seriously tempted by a $300 Land Rover Do it! Life is suffering. Not much you can do but ride with it.
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Jan 29, 2014 20:52
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13 INCH DICK posted:I'm being seriously tempted by a $300 Land Rover Like any bad relationship seeker, you get bored when things are stable and seek out new drama.
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Jan 29, 2014 21:06
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Can you fit the Honda into the back of the Rover?
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Jan 29, 2014 21:07
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He should be able to. I've put bigger in mine. 
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Jan 29, 2014 21:21
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I'm an auto mechanic, what could go wrong!
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Jan 29, 2014 21:22
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13 INCH DICK posted:I'm being seriously tempted by a $300 Land Rover That's only 6 cartons of smokes!
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Jan 30, 2014 00:37
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But then what will become of the civic? And for 300 that rover is in have a shitload of fun tearing it apart and demolishing it territory. Then selling those parts and recouping the money.
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Jan 30, 2014 02:38
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The rover's got bad head gaskets and I wouldnt put a dime into it, i'd keep fluids changed as necessary and drive it till it exploded haha. Civic's still my pride and joy though, it's not going anywhere. $300 for a Disco II.....hm. Do I hate myself enough.
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Jan 30, 2014 03:59
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Yes.
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Jan 30, 2014 04:04
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13 INCH DICK posted:$300 for a Disco II.....hm. Do I hate myself enough. I think we all know that you do, and $300 is worth it for a DII since you could more than make your money back just parting the fucker out when it drowns in its own fluids.
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Not until you have a fleet of them.
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