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"Whoops, I forgot to tell a joke!" Seriously, I get what he's trying to say but it's just. Not. Funny. Like, even if I was a super hardcore Christian who looked down on atheists with disdain and pity it still wouldn't be funny. Goddammit Tinsley what the gently caress happened to to you in the past that SO ANNIHILATED YOUR SENSE OF loving HUMOR YOU ARREGHWSVXEUATQTASB
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Sometimes he tunes out and accidentally comes perilously close to funny. But then he wakes up to pull up, pull up, pull up, grabs the stick, hits the afterburners, and puts out some poo poo like this.
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My first interpretation was this is meant to be a satire of crazy religious people, by projecting their behavior onto a group of people who would absolutely never act like that to highlight its absurdity. My second interpretation was that there was no attempt at social commentary at all, it's just a stupid ancient Borscht-Belt-style attempt at humor a la JRRose. But none of these seemed repellent enough, so after twisting my brain, I came up with the possibility that Tinsley is making fun of atheists; that their so-called rationality is a facade, and that they are illogical enough that they take the lack of an insane miracle happening right this second as proof of their worldview. This seems to me like really a stretch, but the more that I look at that man's evilly snooty expression, the more I suspect that's the case.
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Feb 4, 2014 07:18
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Dude, it's just a joke. Tinsley tells them every once in a while.
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Yeah, I think it's a Garfield caliber joke. I think I'd have to try hard to get upset over that.
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LaughMyselfTo posted:I thought it was funny.  >Feel bad!
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Emily actually sees some pretty tasty custard in her pastry. This is because Emily is the atheist in question. Chuck is the one who sees nothing in his pastry. Chuck could only afford a plain pastry because he donates a substantial amount of money to the church, to the financial detriment of his long suffering wife and children. What Chuck is taking his empty pastry as being a sign of is anyone's guess, Chuck is dumb and crazy. An Excellent Cartoon.
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Feb 4, 2014 07:58
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Are Neanderthals known to be less intelligent than homo sapiens sapiens? Or is this an unscientific bullshit myth about a dead human species?
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Kurtofan posted:Are Neanderthals known to be less intelligent than homo sapiens sapiens? Or is this an unscientific bullshit myth about a dead human species? Kegluneq fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Feb 4, 2014 |
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Feb 4, 2014 08:52
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Kegluneq posted:This is going back a bit, but I think the intended joke was specifically 'WOM(A)N WEAR PANTS(UITS)' rather than just a generic 'lesbians are HIDEOUS'. Still a Gay Abortion contender either way though. It's Lester so no it is in fact the second one. Though he is pissed that women are allowed to wear pants as well.
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Feb 4, 2014 09:04
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Tom Guycot posted:
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Feb 4, 2014 09:18
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I think people are afraid to even type it to find out. Fair enough, really. I don't need all my flights delayed from now until 2030.
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Kurtofan posted:Are Neanderthals known to be less intelligent than homo sapiens sapiens? Or is this an unscientific bullshit myth about a dead human species?  The hairy slouched version of a neanderthal is an old image from over 100 years ago. Now some say its actually very puzzling that they died out at all( read this from a popular science journal so Im not gonna object to Koqleq in any particular way) edit: HUGE image. 54.4 crowns fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Feb 4, 2014 |
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Feb 4, 2014 09:30
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pd187 posted:It's stormfront.org oops that's what I get for doing an edit on my lunch break: typos of racist website addresses.
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Feb 4, 2014 09:53
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Kurtofan posted:Are Neanderthals known to be less intelligent than homo sapiens sapiens? Or is this an unscientific bullshit myth about a dead human species? To call someone a Neanderthal is like calling them a dinosaur. It just means they're ultra conservative and stuck in the past.
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I like the contrast between the Neanderthal beard stubble and the coiffed politician hair. 
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I don't think the State on the Onion is that bad. I mean, I do not know if those Onion News Network shows are still on the air, but Kelly is still around, and the articles are still really funny. I don't know, without Phil Hartman, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer won't be the same. Anyway, new Bennett:  hmmm, I'm not sure if this is A Moses Cartoon, or A Charlton Heston Cartoon.
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Kurtofan posted:Are Neanderthals known to be less intelligent than homo sapiens sapiens? Or is this an unscientific bullshit myth about a dead human species? They did have a larger average intercranial space, at least in the specimens we've identified. However, that could have been a layer of fat or a thicker bone structure or whatever. Bigger brains? Possibly. More intelligent? Possibly. The two factors are not easily correlated past 1550cc. 54.4 crowns posted:Now some say its actually very puzzling that they died out at all( read this from a popular science journal so Im not gonna object to Koqleq in any particular way) Academic opinion is starting to trend that a combination of a change in climate, interbreeding / genetic assimiliation and a lack of a long tool-making culture may have thinned them to the point that Homo Sapiens swallowed their genome whole, in a matter of speaking. It wouldn't have been sudden, even by generational terms. I like Neanderthals. I like the idea of having two distinct species of intelligent ape. While there would have been unending xenophobia so long as it existed, something inside me desperately wishes they hadn't disappeared. 
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The broken bones posted:consider yourself owned, atheists of the world It may be posted a lot but it's pretty fitting for this comic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCL4dXUtblg Edit: Oops, I should add the original cartoon. 
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Feb 4, 2014 15:27
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Speaking of that Cheerios commercial, I have honestly never seen a single tweet or anything that actually opposes it. All I see are articles about the backlash. I've seenplenty of awful tweets and facebook posts about the Coke commercial, but never about that Cheerios one.
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Tom Guycot posted:
I thought it was legit until you forgot to have her say "http-colon-backslash-backslash" first
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I think they got it out of their system the last time and also after that MSNBC tweet they were on their best behavior.
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OldTennisCourt posted:Speaking of that Cheerios commercial, I have honestly never seen a single tweet or anything that actually opposes it. All I see are articles about the backlash. I've seenplenty of awful tweets and facebook posts about the Coke commercial, but never about that Cheerios one. The Cheerios commercial was being called "The most controversial" by news outlets within minutes of it 'leaking' on to their official youtube channel. I think they may have been preparing for people to lose their poo poo over interracial kids, but were surprised when foreign languages turned out to trigger hysteria. No use letting all these articles to to waste though.
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PassTheRemote posted:Anyway, new Bennett: He's riffing off a recent Sunday front page in the Times Free Press about Appalachian snake handling churches.
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"Meawhile"? Darkman Fanpage posted:Ugh it's all the fault of this sexy crossdresser that I keep thinking about man sex! 
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OldTennisCourt posted:Speaking of that Cheerios commercial, I have honestly never seen a single tweet or anything that actually opposes it. All I see are articles about the backlash. I've seenplenty of awful tweets and facebook posts about the Coke commercial, but never about that Cheerios one. The Cheerios Super Bowl commercial was a sequel to a commercial from last year that did cause some racist backlash, although not to the extent of the Coke commercial. Add me to the list of people who found this funny, although moments after chuckling at it I realized Tinsley probably meant it as a genuine anti-atheist cartoon, which is just kind of sad.
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This guy looks like he's making a sarcastic joke about some delusional local who found Jesus in his/her toast.
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PassTheRemote posted:Buffet is a french word, is Lester boycotting Golden Corall?  InequalityGodzilla posted:Well you're wrong and that is bad and you should feel bad! < What?
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MisterBadIdea posted:But none of these seemed repellent enough, so after twisting my brain, I came up with the possibility that Tinsley is making fun of atheists; that their so-called rationality is a facade, and that they are illogical enough that they take the lack of an insane miracle happening right this second as proof of their worldview. Of course, even if this is the case, that's still a good deal more logical than imagining a burn mark on the pastry kinda looks like a bearded guy, thus a whole stack of theology must be true.
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HootTheOwl posted:What? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wUdetAAlY
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HootTheOwl posted:What? A Cute Budweiser Superbowl Commercial Happened. Two of those footballs are wholesale deliberate fabrications. I'm wondering when the whole Benghazi thing is just going to loving die already. I guess if someone still believes that crap then absolutely nothing is really going to dislodge it from their brain at this point.
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