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Tin Tim posted:Ban all Anime Livingtrope posted:Change this guys name to all anime
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:Sick Monica Lewinski tat, but they hosed up a crucial detail.
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Greyhawk posted:Putin: Your appointment with IOC should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Councilor.
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Anyone who isn't reading the "Ask me about western Siberia" thread is missing out.utjkju posted:5-6 times in year i see bears and moose or large deer-like animals in a zoo in city Novosibirsk.
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Pick posted:Anyone who isn't reading the "Ask me about western Siberia" thread is missing out. Hahaha, holy poo poo, is this stuff real?
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 19:58 |
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omnibobb posted:Hahaha, holy poo poo, is this stuff real? The rest of his posts are Russian, in the Russian-language thread.
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omnibobb posted:Hahaha, holy poo poo, is this stuff real? My girlfriend was visiting family in Russia once. Her uncle asked her to feed his dog he had out back. She opened the back door of his house and there was a wolf tied to a tree in his back yard. Russia also has a 700 mile long unpaved federal highway: http://www.ssqq.com/archive/vinlin27c.htm Never underestimate how ridiculous Russia is.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 20:38 |
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omnibobb posted:Hahaha, holy poo poo, is this stuff real? This isn't all too different from what goes on in Canada honestly, people run into bears all the time, they're pretty friendly if you're not between them and their cubs.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 20:49 |
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Austrian mook posted:This isn't all too different from what goes on in Canada honestly, people run into bears all the time, they're pretty friendly if you're not between them and their cubs. Treadwell ghost posting.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 20:52 |
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Dauntasa posted:Treadwell ghost posting. Bears just don't give a gently caress about people, generally.
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Austrian mook posted:This isn't all too different from what goes on in Canada honestly, people run into bears all the time, they're pretty friendly if you're not between them and their cubs. Canadian bears.
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Pick posted:Anyone who isn't reading the "Ask me about western Siberia" thread is missing out. A buddy of mine followed a man that had done research on the local bear population for many years, it was a local story for the radio. They talked about things like bear migration, hibernation and how many bears there were in that particular region. When they were done with the field trip/interview my buddy said "I've lived around here for most of my life, and for twenty years I've been hiking, hunting, fishing and staying out for weeks at a time. I've often encountered things like bear poo poo, bear prints and half eaten moose carcasses with smashed skulls, but I've never even caught a glimpse of a bear. Do they just run as soon as they get a whiff of a human in their general area?" He really wanted to see a bear at some point, that's why he was asking this. The bear expert explained that it's unlikely to just stumble upon a bear, you have to actively search for them, but it's also unlikely that the bears hadn't been watching him on many occasions. The lesson to be learned from this is that even if you think you're all alone in the wilderness when taking a piss, there might be a bear somewhere looking at your wiener. Ein has a new favorite as of 21:50 on Feb 7, 2014 |
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CannedMacabre posted:Canadian bears. Well Russian bears are just too drunk to give a drat
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Ein posted:A buddy of mine followed a man that had done research on the local bear population for many years, it was a local story for the radio. They talked about things like bear migration, hibernation and how many bears there were in that particular region. I've heard a similar story of a docu crew in Africa about wild predators that realized a few days in that they were being stalked by cheetahs.
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# ? Feb 7, 2014 22:08 |
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Santheb posted:I feel like there was this divide in the 90s, either you liked the One True Sitcom or you were some ninny that liked Friends. Hammerite posted:daddy what did you do in the sitcom wars
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Centripetal Horse posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S THE VIDEO OF THOSE TWO BACKYARD WRESTLERS GETTING WHAT THEY DESERVE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTERS. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM THROUGH MY DINING ROOM TABLE OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP AND GOUGE A THREE-INCH DIVOT OUT OF MY FLOOR WITH MY COCCYX. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO TRY AND EMULATE PROFESSIONAL STUNT MEN WITHOUT ANY TRAINING, PREPARATION, OR APPLICABLE KNOWLEDGE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUT LOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY BRONY MEETUP AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE THAT BRONIES CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE GRUNTS, CRIES, AND SCREAMS OF PAIN AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING.
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 04:09 |
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utjkju posted:I was not in other countries. In our country are have many places, which i would like to visit. Only when i will execute my desires, I will reflect on visit of other countries.
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 07:54 |
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I want to nominate this entire thread: A Thread In Which Every Day, Abe Gets Owned Really Hard. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3578905 There are some phenomenal burns (as well as some users who are really lovely at it). Starts off slow but some of them are hilarious no they will not posted:abe's resumé [pronounced wrong] no they will not posted:Abe [with a cardboard box over his head]: computer run program sigma alpha six, of a girl who can look at me without spontaneously developing an eve online account on the spot. engage My personal favourite (I suck at forums, so here is a link) http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3578905&pagenumber=4&perpage=40#post421422981 Empty Sandwich posted:I thought the 13th Amendment prevented people from getting owned this hard
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 17:46 |
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Context: Winter Olympicszakharov posted:USA dude fails miserably in biathlon, what a shock. You'd think we'd be good at a sport with guns. you irl posted:in fairness to the us competitor, the target hardly looks like a black teenager at all
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 23:42 |
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Stories from D.A.R.EThat Robox posted:
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# ? Feb 8, 2014 23:54 |
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Skrill.exe posted:That actually never bothered me. My table is an expensive and unique piece of art that I'm very glad to own, so someone making fun me for it is like someone making fun of me for owning a replica of Michelangelo's David; it doesn't work. (it's from bitcointalk but lol @ the op getting a redtitle for reposting that) Plutonis has a new favorite as of 06:14 on Feb 9, 2014 |
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That russian dude loving owns.
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Volume posted:Stories from D.A.R.E
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# ? Feb 9, 2014 07:50 |
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I don't know if this counts as quote, but this is classic. For those who don't know, this poster and the one below it have avatars for competing entities in an older video game, and the second poster references it. I laughed, and I never played the game.
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The thread was "Post your best pickup lines":Gamequoter posted:
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Cardboardstu posted:I want to nominate this entire thread: A Thread In Which Every Day, Abe Gets Owned Really Hard. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3578905 God drat. I saw this thread before it got going, and I never followed it. Can't believe I didn't watch this unfold live. no they will not posted:no they will not posted:no they will not posted:Abe Sucks.exe Call Me Abey posted:literally the first time I clicked inside of the game http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3578905&userid=189090&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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utjkju posted:
I don't want to be pursued by failures.
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# ? Feb 10, 2014 12:20 |
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What did Abe do that got everybody so riled up?
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El Gallinero Gros posted:What did Abe do that got everybody so riled up?
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quote:fell in a terlet :( is so ridiculously funny. I love it.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Nothing. Nobody was "riled up"; it was just a joke. That screenshot with the thread titles is as fake as the Snopes page. The best one was the parody of those internet articles that spell poo poo out with a gif in between every sentence. Couldn't link it because you can quote from locked threads, but do yourselves a favor and track it down on the link I posted. It's the one with the "trashy" "fail" png tags at the top.
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Pick posted:don't worry, i keep my hair very long, my pubes stream out from the bottom of my jeans like a clydesdale
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MariusLecter posted:Context: Winter Olympics Now if it was driving a pickup truck and shooting guns...
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 01:10 |
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For Context, nerds in the bookbarn are getting butt hurt becaucse some people decided to include comic books in their Goodreads Reading Challenge list, which prompted this response.Rando posted:I'm off to a late start but I feel like challenging myself. I'm going for 50 reads by the end of the year. I think I'm off to a good start. Wish me luck!
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TwoPair posted:That was awesome. Hopefully (although probably not) a nice coda to all the recent forums drama. NecroMonster posted:someone should for real troll TED talks by just getting up and galting them all to see how long/how many people leave or how many of them clap and nod their heads like loving idiots This basically happened already (courtesy of forums all-star sam hyde): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cflCyyEA2I
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Big Beef City posted:A teacher killed my entire family then arsoned down the rest of my sleepy country town, killing hundreds.
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# ? Feb 11, 2014 03:29 |
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Does anyone have the "I value you, son" libertarianism parody? I wanted to post it myself, but I don't have it saved, and the forums search and Google are being equally unhelpful.
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Nanomashoes posted:A treacherous, greedy catholic Patrician and Holy Roman Elector was teaching a class on Pope Innocent III, a known heretic.
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I have a few old quotes stashed in a file. This was from a 2010 GBS thread that was My town is proud to host... The KKK!. Cubbies posted:Out of curiosity I decided to check out the KKK website. Very poorly made, but they do have t-shirts for sale! M_E_G.ADI.K posted:Do they have hoodies?
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Theresa Frontpage posted:Sometimes a thread is so bad that posting in it and reading it actually makes you into a worse poster. The DOTA thread is like a terrorist training camp
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