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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Everyone can stealth. Everyone can walk around as an army in stealth.

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Nov 7, 2005

Sprayin' CHIM on your neck and chest

1upclock
Sep 25, 2009

Taken completely out of context

Third World Reggin posted:

Everyone can stealth. Everyone can walk around as an army in stealth.

This sounds like a Metal Gear Solid MMO.






Oh my god that could actually be good

Damp Star Baby
Jan 22, 2014

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH

1upclock posted:

This sounds like a Metal Gear Solid MMO.






Oh my god that could actually be good

Metal Gear Online wasn't that great imho

1upclock
Sep 25, 2009

Taken completely out of context

Damp Star Baby posted:

Metal Gear Online wasn't that great imho

We could have an Outer Heaven crawling with Snakes.

Hundreds of boxes bunched up in one corner.

Overbite
Jan 24, 2004


I'm a vtuber expert
I spent hours downloading the TESO beta and played it for an hour. The combat is somehow worse than Skyrim. They tried to make a multiplayer Elder Scrolls but couldn't pull it off so it feels like some half-assed "action" MMO where you can pick up bottles and things.

GROVER CURES HOUSE
Aug 26, 2007

Go on...

Captain Tolerable posted:

The problem with tes is it's not a WoW clone.

If tes was cloning WoW, they'd at least be cloning a competent game.

I have no idea what this poo poo is.

warhammer online but without the fun bits

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:

warhammer online but without the fun bits

right now yah. I kinda wish I had a squig herder.

Still some how enjoying pvp. Kinda wish my tank had more mage guilds skills so I could summon a meteor.

rainy day
Jul 20, 2009

by Ralp
OKAY IF ANYONE WANTS TO SEE WHAT THIS PIECE OF poo poo LOOKS LIKE IM STREAMING RIGHT NOW http://www.twitch.tv/anime_irl

sexy cougar on the prowl
Dec 31, 2008

:sax: ~kyoon

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

rainy day posted:

OKAY IF ANYONE WANTS TO SEE WHAT THIS PIECE OF poo poo LOOKS LIKE IM STREAMING RIGHT NOW http://www.twitch.tv/anime_irl

wow you respawn right where you died too

its like a catastrophe of terrible design decisions

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

rainy day posted:

OKAY IF ANYONE WANTS TO SEE WHAT THIS PIECE OF poo poo LOOKS LIKE IM STREAMING RIGHT NOW http://www.twitch.tv/anime_irl

I forgot that I was viewing your stream.

rainy day
Jul 20, 2009

by Ralp

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

wow you respawn right where you died too

its like a catastrophe of terrible design decisions

tbf i think it requires an item when you're higher level

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Requires soul stones. The only way to revive your self or other people is with one. You can't revive your self in pvp.

The soul stones have to match the level, so the 1-10 stuff is only good for recharging 1-10 weapons or 1-10 people then they go poof.

Not a bad thing considering how pvp is.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

rainy day posted:

tbf i think it requires an item when you're higher level

yes more grinding exactly what mmos needed

sexy cougar on the prowl
Dec 31, 2008
I'm glad the queen could give you a new set of pants for the slaying of her turncoat captain of the guard.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



rainy day posted:

I wont be surprised if ESO makes a decent bit of money because its following the modern western MMO strategy exemplified by SWTOR. It's from an established brand and has a lot of half-baked poorly designed features that they can make look good on the back of a box or a game review: Large world, tons of sidequests, "exploration", "deep" skill customization, voice acting, etc. Since every burnt-out WoW player and their mom buys every single new MMO that gets a big retail release, they can make all their development costs back from charging $60-$80 upfront and investors will be happy even if 90% of the player base quits after a month or less.

e: I was going to try streaming this shitheap again but the login queue is an hour. oh well

the thing is nerds actually wanted another star wars mmo. of course they had no choice because galaxies shut down so its TOR or nothing

no one wants a TES mmo

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Third World Reggin posted:

Requires soul stones. The only way to revive your self or other people is with one. You can't revive your self in pvp.

The soul stones have to match the level, so the 1-10 stuff is only good for recharging 1-10 weapons or 1-10 people then they go poof.

Not a bad thing considering how pvp is.
so you put someone else's soul that you've captured into your buddy's body. good tactic.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

uh, even in oblivion cyrodiil was bigger than that. where the gently caress are the left and bottom parts of the map

Corek fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Feb 9, 2014

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



rainy day posted:

OKAY IF ANYONE WANTS TO SEE WHAT THIS PIECE OF poo poo LOOKS LIKE IM STREAMING RIGHT NOW http://www.twitch.tv/anime_irl

holy poo poo the running animation

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Corek posted:

uh, even in oblivion cyrodiil was bigger than that. where the gently caress are the left and bottom parts of the map



that was just a fanciful portrayal. this is the real tamriel

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
lol speaking of fantasy settings i just remembered earlier that the canon name for the world in the dragon age games is thedas, a name a bioware forums user came up with and stands for 'the dragon age setting'

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Lumpy the Cook posted:

that was just a fanciful portrayal. this is the real tamriel

i wonder how quickly they will take that back once this piece of poo poo bombs

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Dragon Age is to TES what Asylum's Transmorphers is to M. Bay's Transformers. Take it as you will.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Corek posted:

uh, even in oblivion cyrodiil was bigger than that. where the gently caress are the left and bottom parts of the map


if this takes place in the distant past it would be before cyrodiil acquired leyawin

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Prettz posted:

if this takes place in the distant past it would be before cyrodiil acquired leyawin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

Lumpy the Cook posted:

lol speaking of fantasy settings i just remembered earlier that the canon name for the world in the dragon age games is thedas, a name a bioware forums user came up with and stands for 'the dragon age setting'

That is lazier than "Middle Earth".

GROVER CURES HOUSE
Aug 26, 2007

Go on...

rainy day posted:

OKAY IF ANYONE WANTS TO SEE WHAT THIS PIECE OF poo poo LOOKS LIKE IM STREAMING RIGHT NOW http://www.twitch.tv/anime_irl

this is the worst game

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

rainy day posted:

OKAY IF ANYONE WANTS TO SEE WHAT THIS PIECE OF poo poo LOOKS LIKE IM STREAMING RIGHT NOW http://www.twitch.tv/anime_irl

ah how'd i not notice this before

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

rainy day posted:

OKAY IF ANYONE WANTS TO SEE WHAT THIS PIECE OF poo poo LOOKS LIKE IM STREAMING RIGHT NOW http://www.twitch.tv/anime_irl

Holy poo poo you look at the map alot.

GROVER CURES HOUSE
Aug 26, 2007

Go on...

ded posted:

Holy poo poo you look at the map alot.

the world design is p lovely, few landmarks

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Corek posted:

uh, even in oblivion cyrodiil was bigger than that. where the gently caress are the left and bottom parts of the map



DLC add-ons, $30 a pop

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

yes more grinding exactly what mmos needed

what do you expect an mmo to do?

without grinding mmos might as well just be call of duty

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Oh boy. Color coded loot.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
I have a beta code and I can't even be assed to download this thing.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

ded posted:

I have a beta code and I can't even be assed to download this thing.
Put it on Ebay.

Or tell people to do something stupid in PGS and watch them fight over it

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
Worst part of TESO is that they had the perfect opportunity to make a great instanced dungeon based MMO but didn't even try.

Multiplayer skyrim :smith:

GROVER CURES HOUSE
Aug 26, 2007

Go on...
recycled oblivion assets loving everywhere

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:

recycled oblivion assets loving everywhere

Mage guild quest. Go find sheogorath and talk to him.

Everyone gets the mage guild building. The insides look the same. The quest inside look the same. Just the location of the entrances change.

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