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serious norman posted:Get a Vietnamese Wife. Epic Nguyen
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what the gently caress is a toasty machine
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Feb 26, 2014 20:00
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Agent Kool-Aid posted:what the gently caress is a toasty machine Something lame virgoons who can't use a frying pan like a goddamn adult use. Does no one listen to Alton Brown? 1 use tools have no place in a kitchen jesus gently caress this is why you nerds can't get laid.
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Feb 26, 2014 20:04
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He must be English, they're the only people that can talk that retarded and still take themselves seriously
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Feb 26, 2014 20:05
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Protip for virgoons: you can make pretty much goddamn everything in a frying pan, use that knowledge to impress family and potential romantic partners
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Feb 26, 2014 20:08
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Starter Wiggin posted:Something lame virgoons who can't use a frying pan like a goddamn adult use. Does no one listen to Alton Brown? 1 use tools have no place in a kitchen jesus gently caress this is why you nerds can't get laid. IT's always Alton Brown this, Alton Brown that with you goons. I still have no idea whol Alton Brown is and I can cook the poo poo out of things.
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Iron Crowned posted:IT's always Alton Brown this, Alton Brown that with you goons. I still have no idea whol Alton Brown is and I can cook the poo poo out of things. Yeah ok keep telling yourself that there slick.
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Feb 26, 2014 20:10
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Toastie makers make better toasties than a frying pan. Everything is all sealed in and crispy. Make a girl a real toastie Amerigoons, she'll think you're a wizard and definitely want to bone.
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Feb 26, 2014 20:14
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Real men make grilled cheese with an iron. Or on the heat plate of a coffee maker. Then you use the coffee pot to press it.
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Feb 26, 2014 20:16
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Everybody put the sandwiches down and go have sex right now
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Feb 26, 2014 20:18
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cname posted:Real men make grilled cheese with an iron. Or on the heat plate of a coffee maker. Then you use the coffee pot to press it. [video type=""]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4P8RU6Mc-LU[/video]
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Feb 26, 2014 20:23
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serious norman posted:Get a Vietnamese Wife. I legitimately know a guy who did that, except replace Vietnam with Cambodian. It's seriously one of the saddest things in the world.
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Feb 26, 2014 20:24
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Zack_Gochuck posted:This is their problem. This is why these men can't get laid. Nothing turns a woman on like a man who doesn't need a sandwich press to make grilled cheese. Yeah this, I made a grilled cheese earlier today in the pan and I'm not a virgin, but I had sex with a Vietnamese man instead of a Vietnamese woman, so maybe I did it wrong IDK.
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Feb 26, 2014 20:24
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Spiffo posted:Everybody put the sandwiches down and go have sex right now Both at the same time 
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Feb 26, 2014 20:25
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Starter Wiggin posted:Both at the same time Do not sex the sandwich
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Feb 26, 2014 20:26
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Starter Wiggin posted:Both at the same time No don't your girlfriend will find you eating in bed during sex and leave you like that episode of Seinfeld.
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Feb 26, 2014 20:28
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Shima Honnou posted:No don't your girlfriend will find you eating in bed during sex and leave you like that episode of Seinfeld. Not if it's doggy style, use her back as a table.
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Feb 26, 2014 20:31
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Spiffo posted:Do not sex the sandwich  I toasted my dingus and my sandwich had sex with a girl who laughed at me. How did this happen?
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Feb 26, 2014 20:33
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Spiffo posted:Do not sex the sandwich You sound just like my mom.
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Gatts posted:
I warned you about this just a few posts up!!!
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Feb 26, 2014 20:35
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[TELL] me about the potential uses of frying pans
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Feb 26, 2014 20:36
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What is even going on in this thread now somebody please let me know.
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Feb 26, 2014 20:38
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Corn Thongs posted:What is even going on in this thread now somebody please let me know. Cooking tips to help adult virgoons get laid and miscellaneous things.
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Feb 26, 2014 20:40
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This but with toasties.
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Feb 26, 2014 20:42
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Corn Thongs posted:What is even going on in this thread now somebody please let me know. sad dude's terrible sandwich press analogy (meeting people = licking a hot sandwich press, not worth it) > why would you lick a sandwich press > why would you even own a sandwich press > best way to cook sandwiches
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Feb 26, 2014 20:42
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Spiffo posted:sad dude's terrible sandwich press analogy (meeting people = licking a hot sandwich press, not worth it) > why would you lick a sandwich press > why would you even own a sandwich press > best way to cook sandwiches > best way to have sex with sandwiches (other people involved optional)
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Feb 26, 2014 20:46
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Spiffo posted:sad dude's terrible sandwich press analogy (meeting people = licking a hot sandwich press, not worth it) > why would you lick a sandwich press > why would you even own a sandwich press > best way to cook sandwiches Oh ok. That makes sense then. Please don't lick, or in fact own sandwich presses.
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Feb 26, 2014 20:50
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FrumpleOrz posted:I legitimately know a guy who did that, except replace Vietnam with Cambodian. It's seriously one of the saddest things in the world. Same. Thats why I posted it. Hes 35 years old. Shes not a looker to say the least.
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Feb 26, 2014 21:03
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Corn Thongs posted:What is even going on in this thread now somebody please let me know. GBS 1.4 It's better this way.
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Feb 26, 2014 21:16
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I'm an old virgoon and I make sandwiches in my frying pan because its the only utensil in my kitchen, then I make coffee in it and drink it straight from the pan, then I jam the handle up my bum and whack off.
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Feb 26, 2014 21:28
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My toaster is actually a toaster oven that has a slot in the top for bread, it's pretty cool. Ok bye.
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Feb 26, 2014 21:37
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you can make grilled cheese in a toaster, slice a piece of bread almost all the way and then put some thinly sliced cheese in the middle
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Feb 26, 2014 21:40
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Usually girls never talk to me, but I really like getting You Pick 2 at Panera, so I was there. After you order your food, you have to stand near the counter with a beeper thing, and it's really awkward because there isn't much room to stand and everyone is crowding around. This girl starting talking to me, and she was cute with glasses, and I didn't know what to do. I made small talk, lamenting that the asiago demi was out and I had to settle for asiago focaccia, and she seemed pretty drat into me. When I went to get my sandwich and soup, she asked me where I was sitting, which was like, woahhhh. Unfortunately, right as she asked, I saw three panini presses behind the counter, and two had mozzarella like... dripping off the edges. I got scared and told her I had to get it to go, even though my food was on a tray. I tried posting a missed connection on craigslist asking her if she wanted to have coffee (at a place with no hot sandwiches), but it looks like she doesn't check the personals
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Feb 26, 2014 21:42
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LemonDrizzle posted:making toasted cheese sandwiches in anything other than a toasty machine is loving wrong and anyone who uses a frying pan to do it should feel bad about themselves and also throw themselves off a tall building Uhhhhh try meeting a second person, because your mother isnt gonna make you not use an appliance that is basically no maintenance and requires no skill to use with minimal chance of loving burning your goddamned autistic hands
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Feb 26, 2014 21:46
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I want to shove everyone who says toasties in a wheelie bin. If your grilled cheese is just toast with melted cheese then you're loving fooling yourselves and no wonder you can't get laid.
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Feb 26, 2014 22:31
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lidnsya posted:I want to shove everyone who says toasties in a wheelie bin. If your grilled cheese is just toast with melted cheese then you're loving fooling yourselves and no wonder you can't get laid. What else goes on a grilled cheese other then cheese?
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Feb 26, 2014 22:36
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Ham, if you are not some savage.
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Feb 26, 2014 22:38
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It is mandatory that the outsides be buttered. I have heard it's good lightly mayoed on the outside too. It can't just be plain toast though.
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Feb 26, 2014 22:41
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Then its a toastie. Grilled cheese is like just cheese or else its a toasted sandwich. I really want one now. Cheese ham and tomato and dip it in mayo. Mmmmmmm.
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Not tomatoes. Tomatoes are wrong. /\ Ugh, you dip it in mayonnaise? How often do you shop at Wal Mart?
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