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This is way old, but I'm just catching up to this thread now. How do you go to the bathroom like that, and just walk out? I'd feel loving dirty the entire time. As a guy, I'd be worried about my dick dripping that hidden drop right as I walked out of the bathroom.
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particle409 posted:This is way old, but I'm just catching up to this thread now. How do you go to the bathroom like that, and just walk out? I'd feel loving dirty the entire time. As a guy, I'd be worried about my dick dripping that hidden drop right as I walked out of the bathroom. She can't even wash her hands without messing up the paint 
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Feb 28, 2014 09:00
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particle409 posted:This is way old, but I'm just catching up to this thread now. How do you go to the bathroom like that, and just walk out? I'd feel loving dirty the entire time. As a guy, I'd be worried about my dick dripping that hidden drop right as I walked out of the bathroom. Uh, she could just wipe herself and then re-apply any paint that's come off in the process? (So you're saying your dick drips into your underwear after you've pissed? Ew.)
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Feb 28, 2014 09:19
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I can't tell if the dude is having a legitimate nervous breakdown or if this is just really brilliant performance art. Either way I love it.
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Feb 28, 2014 09:20
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Evelyn Nesbit posted:I can't tell if the dude is having a legitimate nervous breakdown or if this is just really brilliant performance art. Considering who it is, it could easily be both.
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Feb 28, 2014 09:21
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This is the third thread I see this link in and now I know too much about this guy/gal to laugh at them. E: just have seen it in one more thread.
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Feb 28, 2014 09:32
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Portals posted:Considering who it is, it could easily be both. Yeah I've been following the story since he went on the rant about how many artists are lying about being depressed and I still have no clue. Has someone collected everything that's happened in one place? I know someone put up all of his insane emails to kickstarter backers somewhere, but I am tired and on my phone
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Feb 28, 2014 09:40
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pigletsquid posted:Uh, she could just wipe herself and then re-apply any paint that's come off in the process? No matter how you shake and dance/ The last two drops go in your pants. Basically, the dick drippage is what little bit of urine ends up in your whizz chute after your pissbag o-ring closes. Due to the path the male pisstube takes from the o-ring to the dickeye, a few drops might be behind a curve or bend when you stow your luggage. With movement and time, the dick lemonade seeps out. A similar phenomena can be observed whin hanging up a gas pump, if you tilt the nozzle towards the ground.
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Feb 28, 2014 10:32
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Some people call it "The Dot of shame" as it leaves a tiny visible pee stain on your pants, many men have tried to avoid this, many men have failed.
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Feb 28, 2014 10:53
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That's why having foreskin is great. You can just tuck a piece of bog roll in and get on with your life. Not that I do that, of course.
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Feb 28, 2014 11:02
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pigletsquid posted:Uh, she could just wipe herself and then re-apply any paint that's come off in the process? Dammit, now you made me wonder where she is keeping the extra paint.
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Feb 28, 2014 11:12
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Or you could take a piece of toilet paper and wipe those last drops with the paper. Has worked for me for many years. No need to thanks for the advice, I already feel like a genius for figuring out this simple poo poo on my own.
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Feb 28, 2014 11:52
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Paladinus posted:That's why having foreskin is great. You can just tuck a piece of bog roll in and get on with your life. This is the worst thing I've ever read. Mods??
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Feb 28, 2014 11:57
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It belongs in the thread though.
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Feb 28, 2014 12:04
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particle409 posted:This is way old, but I'm just catching up to this thread now. How do you go to the bathroom like that, and just walk out? I'd feel loving dirty the entire time. As a guy, I'd be worried about my dick dripping that hidden drop right as I walked out of the bathroom. Do you normally pee while bicycling in a parade? Because that's why she's wearing the body paint the building the photo is from is the Ballard Library where they cyclists apply their body paint. El Estrago Bonito has a new favorite as of 12:57 on Feb 28, 2014 |
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I can almost hear the two anime (?) girls screaming FOAM. FOAM. HIHIHIHIHIHI. HIHIHIH.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:From further away, I thought it was Alien with a big boner. When you get down to it, Alien pretty much IS a big boner.
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Feb 28, 2014 14:09
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Do you normally pee while bicycling in a parade? That just makes it worse. Bare asses in contact with bicycle seats.
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Nauta posted:Or you could take a piece of toilet paper and wipe those last drops with the paper. Has worked for me for many years. No need to thanks for the advice, I already feel like a genius for figuring out this simple poo poo on my own. Presumably then you roll it up and shove it down your urethra like a pipecleaner? When you need to go again later I guess you fire it out like some sort of Cock Pygmy using his fleshy blowpipe.
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Feb 28, 2014 14:53
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This guy posted in YLLS not too long ago with some life/fatness update.
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Feb 28, 2014 15:10
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KC Green was tweeting about John Campbell last night and it was pretty sad. Whatever this guy is going through, he's pretty much removed all his work from the internet and stopped talking to people who considered him a friend. 
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Feb 28, 2014 15:38
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Oh my...does that man ejaculate bbq sauce or something?
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A Fucker IRL posted:This guy posted in YLLS not too long ago with some life/fatness update. Please tell me the post looked like this: quote:still alive, still fat
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Feb 28, 2014 16:23
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Orcs and Ostriches posted:*Racist white male. A you calling me a racist or the dude in the picture because I'm not and I have no idea who that dude is.
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Feb 28, 2014 16:27
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A Saucy Bratwurst posted:A you calling me a racist or the dude in the picture because I'm not and I have no idea who that dude is. He's a comedian who got heckled during a stand up routine and he resorted to racial slurs as a retort.
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Feb 28, 2014 16:52
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Solice Kirsk posted:Oh my...does that man ejaculate bbq sauce or something? Probably the excrement of the countless generations of bacteria eating away at his babygoo.
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Feb 28, 2014 19:23
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Inspector Zenigata posted:Who on this earth can't recognize Kramer? Was Seinfeld that long ago? It's been 16 years 
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Inspector Zenigata posted:Who on this earth can't recognize Kramer? Was Seinfeld that long ago? People not from the united states.
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Samizdata posted:I swear to God I used to work with that guy. Were you a professional basketball player?
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So someone linked me this, and while not ugly or gross, and strangely catchy, it's most certainly awkward in that Michael Scott is the whitest man alive kind of way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W23-7BIuRYw Gotta say, I would buy the gently caress out of his Mitsubishis.
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Hobo Lumpkins posted:This literally just happened here in the shop I was in - So did you find what you were looking for in the MLP aisle?
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Feb 28, 2014 22:52
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Why is this person a 96% match with me    The first things people usually notice about me I am ginormous (7'2" over 400lbs). I get harassed in public. 
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Jerry Cotton posted:Were you a professional basketball player? No, but the guy I worked with was a skinny little doppelganger of that guy. Even down to the glasses... Is it safe to post someone's FB page? Frag it. Jumped through some hoops. Anyway, here is the guy I used to work with... 
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1-800-DOG-LAW posted:Some kind of creature from a roleplaying game, I think. I posted it in PYF bad tattoos and they identified it, but I don't remember. Pretty sure thats a Kobald? Yes, I played D&D when I was 12 
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Samizdata posted:No, but the guy I worked with was a skinny little doppelganger of that guy. Even down to the glasses... That's pretty clearly the same guy. I assumed Jerry Cotton was making a joke that his head is perfectly round like a basketball. I laughed.
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Well, I wasn't sure as I don't really do sports so I finally remembered his last name and looked him up on Facebook.
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Grape Soda posted:Why is this person a 96% match with me A goon to rival zergling minor
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